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« on: November 05, 2009, 10:38:37 AM »
jenu dil dita DILLI chali gai ,
jenu pyaar kita PARIS chali gai,
jenu jann diti JAPAN chali gai,
dil ne keha marjaa,plug ch hatth ditta ta batti chali gai...
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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2009, 10:50:21 AM »
Chintu:Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey,kade mere pichche.
Jeeto:Kehdi film c??
Chintu:Mere vyah di film c ...!!!
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2009, 10:53:31 AM »
Boyfriend :Tumhare ghar gya tha ,mujhe nahi lagta hamari shaadi ho payegi..
Girlfriend:Kyun ..?Kya Papa ne NAA kardi ..?
Boyfriend :Nahi tumhari behan ne HAAN kardi...
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2009, 11:07:40 AM »
Q : What Would Dharmendra Say To Hema Malini If He Wants Her To Call Him Up?
A : RING DE BASANTI¦
Q : A Man Asks For Priyagold Biscuits From Inzamam. Why?
A : Priyagold! "HAQ" Se Maango¦
Q : Once An Auto Rickshaw Driver Enters Into NO ENTRY.
The Police Does Not Stops Him. Why?
A : Because He Was Walking¦
Q : Once A Cockroach Was Singing A Song While He Was Walking On The Road...
But All Of A Sudden He Died. Why?
A : B"coz The Song He Was Singing Was HIT!!!
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2009, 11:10:09 AM »
Bush and Manmohan Singh meet each other as Bush had invited Manmohan Singh over dinner.
 Bush in an attempt to impress Manmohan SIngh ji says (in Hindi) " Hamara Country mein Techonology itni tarakkee ki ki hamara country mein sab aadmi log shaadi e-mail se kar lete hain.
 Manmohan ji says "Acha...Hamare country mein to log fe-male se shaadi karte hain.
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2009, 11:13:30 AM »
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas..
So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.
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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2009, 11:54:36 AM »
Santa was sitting in a cricket ground..
Security Guard: Cricket match is over now,
why r u still sitting? Santa: Oye yaar,
 I m waiting for highlights
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« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2009, 11:55:25 AM »

santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
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« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2009, 11:56:49 AM »
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
 Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha .!
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« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2009, 11:57:38 AM »
Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha...
Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.
 Santa: aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha ,Naha Lu?
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« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2009, 11:58:37 AM »
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office,
what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave ...
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« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2009, 12:00:46 PM »
Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle,
 bata teri antim ichha kya hai? Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..
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« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2009, 12:02:45 PM »
Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
 Friend: kesi dikhti he,
 Boy: beautiful Friend: esa karo mera number de do
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