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« on: January 23, 2008, 05:27:42 AM »
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
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Re: santa
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2008, 06:03:57 AM »
Santa: goes to buy underwear,
on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells
it is of Rs 500.
Santa: are bhai daily wear dikhao,
Party wear nahi chahiye!! hih hih n1n huh1: n1n hih hih

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Re: santa
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2008, 04:46:48 PM »
Santa:What should we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark.
Banta:Raise the danger level mark up by a few meters.
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Re: santa
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2008, 05:09:07 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: santa
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2008, 05:11:14 AM »
Santa was was on his death bed. Santa: Where is my wife?
Santa's Wife: I am here.
Santa: Where are my sons?
Santa's Sons: We are here. Dad!
Santa: Where is Banta?
Banta: I am also here.
Santa: Then! who is at the shop.
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Re: santa
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2008, 05:23:59 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: santa
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2008, 05:26:25 AM »
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.



 hih hih hih hih hih hih n1n w39: huh1: :;) Balle; hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: santa
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2008, 05:31:44 AM »
banta fell in luv with a porn star nd married her. he got an opportunity to watch one of her movie...the movie came to an end.

a bit disturbed and annoyed with wht he saw, banta told himself. thank god it was just a movie nd not reality
 hih hih hih
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Re: santa
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2008, 05:34:44 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih n1n w39: huh1: hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih



ohhhh ghoshh n1n hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: santa
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2008, 05:39:14 AM »
santa: main shimla ja raha hoon, ma apni biwi sa tang a gaya ho, sochta ho jate hua raste main meri biwi ko khi ma dhaka de doonga..
banta: yaar meri bi ko bhi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.
santa: theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi me dhaka de doon  hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: santa
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2008, 05:42:10 AM »
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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Re: santa
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2008, 05:59:39 AM »
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as

to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes !
hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: santa
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2008, 05:15:37 AM »
 Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2008, 05:32:01 AM »
it took me while to understand this one  hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih but when it make sence to me it was funny  hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: santa
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2008, 05:36:54 AM »
AMLI kehnda hai: Kafan na pao mere Chehre te, mainu aadat hai muskraun di.
Ajj di raat na dafnaao mainu yaro, aaj umeed hai Bhukki wale truck de aaun di.
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« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2008, 05:43:11 AM »
rok do mere janaja ko mere ma jaan a gaye a picha mudh kar dak shrab ke dukan a gaye hai hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: santa
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2008, 05:08:44 AM »
Mike is causing trouble and Ajit and Robert are discussing it. Robert: Bass !!! Mike humein jeene nahin dega !! Ajit: Koi Baat Nahin, Robert, Usey CHAMPAGNE mein bhigo do, SHAME usey jeene nahin dega aur PAIN usey marney nahin dega...
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Re: santa
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2008, 05:16:51 AM »


Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: santa
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2008, 05:26:02 AM »
Young lady: “My husband is always telling me to go to hell. I would like to know if I could legally take my children with me.”
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Re: santa
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2008, 05:11:24 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih really funy keep it up ashu nd deep hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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