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Fun Shun Junction => Jokes Majaak => Topic started by: Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 on January 23, 2008, 05:27:42 AM

Title: santa
Post by: Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 on January 23, 2008, 05:27:42 AM

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Punjaban.Jatti on January 24, 2008, 06:03:57 AM

Santa: goes to buy underwear,
on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells
it is of Rs 500.
Santa: are bhai daily wear dikhao,
Party wear nahi chahiye!! hih hih n1n huh1: n1n hih hih

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 on January 24, 2008, 04:46:48 PM

Santa:What should we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark.
Banta:Raise the danger level mark up by a few meters.

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Punjaban.Jatti on January 27, 2008, 05:09:07 AM

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Title: Re: santa
Post by: Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 on January 27, 2008, 05:11:14 AM

Santa was was on his death bed. Santa: Where is my wife?
Santa's Wife: I am here.
Santa: Where are my sons?
Santa's Sons: We are here. Dad!
Santa: Where is Banta?
Banta: I am also here.
Santa: Then! who is at the shop.

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Punjaban.Jatti on January 27, 2008, 05:23:59 AM

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Title: Re: santa
Post by: Punjaban.Jatti on January 27, 2008, 05:26:25 AM

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.



 hih hih hih hih hih hih n1n w39: huh1: :;) Balle; hih hih hih hih hih

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 on January 27, 2008, 05:31:44 AM

banta fell in luv with a porn star nd married her. he got an opportunity to watch one of her movie...the movie came to an end.

a bit disturbed and annoyed with wht he saw, banta told himself. thank god it was just a movie nd not reality
 hih hih hih

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Punjaban.Jatti on January 27, 2008, 05:34:44 AM

 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih n1n w39: huh1: hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih



ohhhh ghoshh n1n hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 on January 27, 2008, 05:39:14 AM

santa: main shimla ja raha hoon, ma apni biwi sa tang a gaya ho, sochta ho jate hua raste main meri biwi ko khi ma dhaka de doonga..
banta: yaar meri bi ko bhi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.
santa: theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi me dhaka de doon  hih hih hih hih hih hih

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Punjaban.Jatti on January 27, 2008, 05:42:10 AM

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 on January 27, 2008, 05:59:39 AM

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as

to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes !
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Title: Re: santa
Post by: Punjaban.Jatti on January 28, 2008, 05:15:37 AM

 Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 on January 28, 2008, 05:32:01 AM

it took me while to understand this one  hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih but when it make sence to me it was funny  hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Punjaban.Jatti on January 28, 2008, 05:36:54 AM

AMLI kehnda hai: Kafan na pao mere Chehre te, mainu aadat hai muskraun di.
Ajj di raat na dafnaao mainu yaro, aaj umeed hai Bhukki wale truck de aaun di.

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 on January 28, 2008, 05:43:11 AM

rok do mere janaja ko mere ma jaan a gaye a picha mudh kar dak shrab ke dukan a gaye hai hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Punjaban.Jatti on January 29, 2008, 05:08:44 AM

Mike is causing trouble and Ajit and Robert are discussing it. Robert: Bass !!! Mike humein jeene nahin dega !! Ajit: Koi Baat Nahin, Robert, Usey CHAMPAGNE mein bhigo do, SHAME usey jeene nahin dega aur PAIN usey marney nahin dega...

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Pangeybaz Ashu on January 29, 2008, 05:16:51 AM

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Punjaban.Jatti on January 29, 2008, 05:26:02 AM

Young lady: “My husband is always telling me to go to hell. I would like to know if I could legally take my children with me.”

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 on February 01, 2008, 05:11:24 AM

 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih really funy keep it up ashu nd deep hih hih hih hih hih hih hih

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Pangeybaz Ashu on February 02, 2008, 06:18:20 AM

Two friends:
- What is it: it weighs 500 pounds, it provides heat during the winter but hangs on the tree during the summer?
- ???
- It is a stove.
- A stove that hangs on a tree?
- Why does it matter to you where I keep my stove during the summer.
__________________

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Punjaban.Jatti on February 04, 2008, 05:51:17 AM

Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub
jaoon
Splash, Glug Glug, Splashhh!
Bachaoo .... Bachaoo ....

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 on February 06, 2008, 01:48:58 AM

A visiting foreign dignitary was being seen off at the Airport by the President (Zail Singh)and Prime Minister (Indira Gandhi).

Zail Singh is having fun ... seeing all these planes take off and Land. A 747 takes off.

"Boeing Boeing Boeing Boeing" says Gianiji

Indira gives him a dirty look
Another Jumbo is landing

"Boeing Boeing Boeing Boeing" says Zail Singh

I'm going to snub him if he does it again thinks Indira

Another 747 comes in to land. Indira Gandhi is Watching Zail Singh who points skywards and says excitedly

"Boeing Boeing Boeing Boeing ... "

"Be silent!" Shouts Indira

"oeing oeing oeing oeing " says the obedient Zail Singh

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Punjaban.Jatti on February 06, 2008, 11:01:33 PM

Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes."What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone."
"I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh

Title: Re: santa
Post by: Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 on February 13, 2008, 01:59:43 AM

Man ask God " God Y U make women so BEAUTIFUL? God so that u can LUV her.
Men but Y u make her so STUPID? God says so that she can LUV U....... hih hih hih hih

A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty.he was 2 choose between being hanged or being injected with a seringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never stoped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just wispered and say i have put on a condom. hih hih THT WAS STUPID hih hih hih
 hih hih hih hih hih
Mother to her tennage daughter:
I think it's time that we should talk abt sex..
Daughter: Sure Mom!!, What u want to know?.
 hih hih hih hih hih hih
Munna:  Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit:  Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna:  Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.(
 hih hih hih hih hih hih
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey      

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Title: Re: santa
Post by: SoHnYa kAmLi KiTa TeRa PyAr Na on March 13, 2008, 07:32:37 AM

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. hih hih hih hih hih hih

Title: Re: santa
Post by: PuNjAbAn_KuRhI on August 22, 2008, 05:32:27 AM

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