Two friends:
- What is it: it weighs 500 pounds, it provides heat during the winter but hangs on the tree during the summer?
- ???
- It is a stove.
- A stove that hangs on a tree?
- Why does it matter to you where I keep my stove during the summer.
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A visiting foreign dignitary was being seen off at the Airport by the President (Zail Singh)and Prime Minister (Indira Gandhi).

Zail Singh is having fun ... seeing all these planes take off and Land. A 747 takes off.

"Boeing Boeing Boeing Boeing" says Gianiji

Indira gives him a dirty look
Another Jumbo is landing

"Boeing Boeing Boeing Boeing" says Zail Singh

I'm going to snub him if he does it again thinks Indira

Another 747 comes in to land. Indira Gandhi is Watching Zail Singh who points skywards and says excitedly

"Boeing Boeing Boeing Boeing ... "

"Be silent!" Shouts Indira

"oeing oeing oeing oeing " says the obedient Zail Singh

Man ask God " God Y U make women so BEAUTIFUL? God so that u can LUV her.
Men but Y u make her so STUPID? God says so that she can LUV U....... hih hih hih hih

A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty.he was 2 choose between being hanged or being injected with a seringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never stoped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just wispered and say i have put on a condom. hih hih THT WAS STUPID hih hih hih
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Mother to her tennage daughter:
I think it's time that we should talk abt sex..
Daughter: Sure Mom!!, What u want to know?.
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Munna:  Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit:  Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna:  Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.(
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey      

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