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ProFilES FrOm MaTrImOnIaL SiTeS
« on: May 23, 2009, 12:44:11 PM »
These are Girls profiles taken from Matimonial sites
These are actual ads on a matrimony site.
Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!!!!!!!




- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have
male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my
home. I am not a good education but i working all field in
bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...
when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or
send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa
state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of
life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a
first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me
more than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late
come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my
lucknow i am looking one boy he care me
and love me lot lot lot
(nice style)
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house
but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY
BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE
REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY
TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
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~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this
he would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl
wants)
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate
ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father
& mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely' ?)
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life
happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the
same caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards
not accepted..?? ?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like
social service.
(Zebra..???)




Note: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after reading this post...
/:) /:)


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
« Last Edit: May 23, 2009, 12:50:55 PM by ਛੱਮਕ ןєђเ... (ѕฬ33t) »

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ProFilES FrOm MaTrImOnIaL SiTeS
« on: May 23, 2009, 12:44:11 PM »

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Re: ProFilES FrOm MaTrImOnIaL SiTeS
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2009, 12:50:00 PM »
Haha..nahi asi ni bhulde..kyon k mein ah msg diya 2 lines pariyaa mur k shad tiyaa..kuch vahla hi bor ho gye si haha

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Re: ProFilES FrOm MaTrImOnIaL SiTeS
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2009, 12:52:26 PM »
Haha..nahi asi ni bhulde..kyon k mein ah msg diya 2 lines pariyaa mur k shad tiyaa..kuch vahla hi bor ho gye si haha

:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
huh
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Re: ProFilES FrOm MaTrImOnIaL SiTeS
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2009, 12:53:09 PM »
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes..
NA ETHE BHUKH PAIO AA HAHAHAHAHAHA A TAN EDA KENDI JIDAAN BHUKH LAGIO HUNDI  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
LAO MAEN V IK MATRIMONIAL BNAYA.....HI I M A GIRL I LYK to marry a boy of gud nature wid high prsnality,he is smart and loving to my sis.he can care my sis  :laugh: and want k wahi mera sab kuj ho meri jaan ho....maen use pyaar karti hoon..bas yahi umeed hai mujhe us se  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:




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Re: ProFilES FrOm MaTrImOnIaL SiTeS
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2009, 12:55:20 PM »
NA ETHE BHUKH PAIO AA HAHAHAHAHAHA A TAN EDA KENDI JIDAAN BHUKH LAGIO HUNDI  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
LAO MAEN V IK MATRIMONIAL BNAYA.....HI I M A GIRL I LYK to marry a boy of gud nature wid high prsnality,he is smart and loving to my sis.he can care my sis  :laugh: and want k wahi mera sab kuj ho meri jaan ho....maen use pyaar karti hoon..bas yahi umeed hai mujhe us se  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:





lolzzzzzzzzzz powerrrrr
des lines meri behen ko pyar kare jise mai pyar karuuuu lol
hadh aa apni bhen lai labhdi aa ja apne lai.........
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Re: ProFilES FrOm MaTrImOnIaL SiTeS
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2009, 12:55:58 PM »
NA ETHE BHUKH PAIO AA HAHAHAHAHAHA A TAN EDA KENDI JIDAAN BHUKH LAGIO HUNDI  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
LAO MAEN V IK MATRIMONIAL BNAYA.....HI I M A GIRL I LYK to marry a boy of gud nature wid high prsnality,he is smart and loving to my sis.he can care my sis  :laugh: and want k wahi mera sab kuj ho meri jaan ho....maen use pyaar karti hoon..bas yahi umeed hai mujhe us se  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:






Menu samaj ni aya..Palle ni pya kuch

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Re: ProFilES FrOm MaTrImOnIaL SiTeS
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2009, 01:03:31 PM »
YAAR SWEETO KI HOO GAYA TENU CHANGE PALE C TU



TENU KI HOO GAYA

HOON INJ LABHEEN GE APNA HUSBAND


VESE LIKHIYA KI C

J HASEN WALE GALL C TE LE HAHAHAHAHAH :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



YAARO J KOI PURA PARE MENU V DAS DENA AY HAI KI PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ



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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2009, 01:04:19 PM »
Menu samaj ni aya..Palle ni pya kuch
maen te tenu pehle e keha c k dimaag lela udara  :laugh:

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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2009, 01:05:58 PM »
lolzzzzzzzzzz powerrrrr
des lines meri behen ko pyar kare jise mai pyar karuuuu lol
hadh aa apni bhen lai labhdi aa ja apne lai.........
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

aahi tan gal wa pher  :laugh:

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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2009, 01:06:46 PM »
YAAR SWEETO KI HOO GAYA TENU CHANGE PALE C TU



TENU KI HOO GAYA

HOON INJ LABHEEN GE APNA HUSBAND


VESE LIKHIYA KI C

J HASEN WALE GALL C TE LE HAHAHAHAHAH :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



YAARO J KOI PURA PARE MENU V DAS DENA AY HAI KI PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 :happy: :happy:
jasssii tera kade v kush ni ho skda :marro: :marro:
ja marjah.......huh :marro: :marro:
ehe real adda ne on metrimonial sites not by me......ok
parh lae ehnu hun......nhi ta kutt kha leni metho :marro: :marro: :marro:

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Re: ProFilES FrOm MaTrImOnIaL SiTeS
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2009, 02:05:48 PM »
lolzzz sisooo tu kitto labbe eh...chalo yaar mazak na udao una nu english katt ondi huni  huh1:

oye jassi tu ki mere siso magar pe gaya ah le fer  :marro: :marro: LOL

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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2009, 10:24:59 PM »
lolzzz sisooo tu kitto labbe eh...chalo yaar mazak na udao una nu english katt ondi huni  huh1:

oye jassi tu ki mere siso magar pe gaya ah le fer  :marro: :marro: LOL

hmmmm
lol mil gye bas....hehehe
english da ta koi ni bt the way they spoke........lol :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: ProFilES FrOm MaTrImOnIaL SiTeS
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2009, 06:17:42 AM »
OMG THATS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHWUAHAHAHAHA


Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like
social service.
(Zebra..???)

EH WALE NU PARKE MAN HAS HAS KE DURI HOGAYII
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« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2009, 06:26:20 AM »
OMG THATS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHWUAHAHAHAHA


Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like
social service.
(Zebra..???)

EH WALE NU PARKE MAN HAS HAS KE DURI HOGAYII
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lolzzzzzzzzzz :happy: :happy: :happy:

 

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