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Professions and their meanings !!!
« on: June 27, 2010, 02:15:53 PM »
An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.

An architect is someone who makes beautiful models, but unaffordable realities.

A psychologist is a man whom you pay a lot of money to ask you questions that your wife asks free of charge.

A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief".

A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

A schoolteacher a is disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.
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Professions and their meanings !!!
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Re: Professions and their meanings !!!
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2010, 03:26:29 AM »
another defination of 'Phychiatrist'
A Phychiatrist is man who goes to strip club and watch the audience - by merv stockwood
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Re: Professions and their meanings !!!
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2010, 08:59:59 PM »


this is so true, infact, a reality!

another defination of 'Phychiatrist'
A Phychiatrist is man who goes to strip club and watch the audience - by merv stockwood
  :he:

aa sahi hega  :laugh:

 

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