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Memory Test
« on: November 03, 2007, 04:25:48 PM »
3 elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test.

The doctor asks the first man, "What is three times three?"

"274," came the reply.

The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?"

"Tuesday," replies the second man. The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?"

"Nine," says the third man.

"That's great!" says the doctor.

"How did you get that?"

"Simple," he says, "just subtract 274 from Tuesday."



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Memory Test
« on: November 03, 2007, 04:25:48 PM »

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Re: Memory Test
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2009, 04:52:39 PM »
well, atleast it tells that third person is smarter

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Re: Memory Test
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2009, 04:58:12 PM »




pure genius  :hehe:

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Re: Memory Test
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2009, 05:01:39 PM »
 :plz: menu samajh nai aayaa eh ki hoyea 247 subtract kidda ho ju tuesday cho huh

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Re: Memory Test
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2009, 05:02:33 PM »
:plz: menu samajh nai aayaa eh ki hoyea 247 subtract kidda ho ju tuesday cho huh
don't worry bai, ethe tu chalak ban sakda, keuki ehe innocent wala topic nahi haiga  :happy:

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Re: Memory Test
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2009, 05:04:39 PM »
 :marro:menu samjhaaa de nai me kuttna kise nu huh menu sachio nai pataa  :angr: X_X

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Re: Memory Test
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2009, 05:04:57 PM »
don't worry bai, ethe tu chalak ban sakda, keuki ehe innocent wala topic nahi haiga  :happy:


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Memory Test
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2009, 05:06:49 PM »
:marro:menu samjhaaa de nai me kuttna kise nu huh menu sachio nai pataa  :angr: X_X
aggr joke samjha ditta, thn who is gonna call it a joke  :dnk:

 :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Memory Test
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2009, 05:06:59 PM »
 kamlo dun laugh baad ch hassi menu gussa aa rehaaa arrrrrrrrrr me maar dena samjhaa de bandea waangu  :angr: :huhh: :angr:

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Re: Memory Test
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2009, 05:07:20 PM »
aggr joke samjha ditta, thn who is gonna call it a joke  :dnk:

 :laugh: :laugh:
jaao menu na koi bulaayeo hun  :angr:

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Re: Memory Test
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2009, 05:08:47 PM »




haaaaapppppppppppppppppppy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu  :hehe:

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Re: Memory Test
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2009, 05:09:38 PM »
 :huhh:

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Re: Memory Test
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2009, 10:57:19 PM »
Damn...  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Memory Test
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2009, 10:58:50 PM »
DIS Z NT FR MEH :hehe:

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Re: Memory Test
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2009, 09:54:25 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

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