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Marriage B4 N After
« on: October 17, 2007, 02:22:07 AM »

Marriage Life Before and After !!



Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Throw here... throw there..




Before marriage.
I can die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you. "
The longer the marriage.
You die I help you!




Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . up to you .
The longer the marriage.
You go anywhere better get lost!!




Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "




Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"



Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you




Before wedding
Every meal he brings you to Taj
After wedding
 
You want to go, he says you wait-la



Before wedding
She looks like Angelina Jolie
After wedding
Don't know whether frog or lizard



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