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Offline ĞĨĹĹ ŚÁÁß

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Killing English
« on: October 10, 2009, 04:19:43 PM »


1.Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "


2. Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"


3. once Hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to America.."


4."..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."


5. Dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....


6.it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)


7.teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!!


8."shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"


9.My manager started like this "Hi, I am Pinky, Married with two kids"


10."I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board


11."will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"


12.LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"


13.Chemistry HOD comes and tells us.... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"


14.Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father


15."why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"


16.Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??


17.Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
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Killing English
« on: October 10, 2009, 04:19:43 PM »

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Re: Killing English
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2009, 07:40:44 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: ĞĨĹĹ ŚÁÁß on October 10, 2009, 04:19:43 PM

6.it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)



yaar ING FORM OF ON keh k joke kill karta... :happy:


Ik mere walon suno

Open the Windows and Let atmosphere  come inside
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Re: Killing English
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2009, 07:58:59 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: nyc killin

pendu eh tan movie da dialouge boli jana ....

......hey mother's brother dont rotate my brain.....  :laugh:
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Re: Killing English
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2009, 08:20:56 PM »
Quote from: ןคttเђє3г on October 10, 2009, 07:58:59 PM
:laugh: :laugh: nyc killin

pendu eh tan movie da dialouge boli jana ....

......hey mother's brother dont rotate my brain.....  :laugh:
tusi kehra apne kolo bana k boleye eh ve te hona kisye Shoti motti big banner de movie da dialogue  :happy:
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Re: Killing English
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2009, 08:24:48 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: hahah ose movie da hi aa ji jheri da tuc boleya c  :happy:
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Re: Killing English
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2009, 12:09:51 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Killing English
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2009, 02:41:00 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Killing English
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2009, 01:42:51 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Number 7 n 14 is sick...  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Killing English
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2009, 03:05:37 AM »
i need broken money to climb the mountain :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Killing English
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2009, 03:19:37 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Killing English
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2009, 03:25:30 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Killing English
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2009, 04:18:51 AM »
DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
lmfao.
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Re: Killing English
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2009, 04:32:05 AM »
 :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr:
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Re: Killing English
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2009, 05:50:16 PM »
Quote from: уαηкєη вιвι on October 12, 2009, 03:05:37 AM
i need broken money to climb the mountain :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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