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« on: June 05, 2016, 07:46:40 AM »
Punjab Ch Ik Pind Da Sarkari School Siveyan De Nede Si,
Othe Ik Bujurag Di Maut Hon Karke, School Di Chhutti Kar Ditti Gayi,
Bachhe Khushi-Khushi Ghar Vall Ja Rahe Si,
Raah Ch 2 Bujurag Baabe Manje Te Baithe Hoye Si,
Ohna Nu Dekh Ke Bantu Te Ghantu Hassan Lag Gaye,
Baabeya Ne Puchya Ke Kyon Hassde Pye Oh?
Tan Ghantu Kehn Laggya, Bantu Dekh Apni 2 Chhutiyan Aa Baithiyaan Ne…
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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2016, 07:47:42 AM »
Girl To Boyfriend: Mummy-Papa Ne Keha Hai Ke Jekar Main Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gayi Tan, Mera Viah Kar Dena.
Boyfriend: Tu Tyari Kitti E Na?
Girl: Kar Lyi E, Bas Reception Di Dress Leni Baaki E?
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2016, 07:48:34 AM »
Ik Leader Apni Tiwi Nu: Main Apna 50 Crore Da Beema Karvaya E…
Wife: Eh Tusi Bada Changa Kamm Kitta E, Hun Menu Baar-Baar Ni Kehna Paina Ke Apna Khyaal Rakho…
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Husan Di Taareef
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2016, 07:50:08 AM »
Wife: Meri Umar 45 Hon De Baawjood Vi Tuhada Ik Dost Meri Husan Di Taareef Karda Ni Thakda…
Husband: Ik Hi Banda Kar Sakda E, Oh Maange Raam? Haina?
Wife: Oh God, Sahi Keha, Tuanu Kive Pta…
Husband: Kabaadi E Na…
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Husband Di Saza
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2016, 07:51:02 AM »
Husband Naal Ladai Karn Ton Baad, Tivi Ne Apni Maa Nu Phone Kitta: Mummy Osne Fer Mere Naal Ladai Kitti E, Main Tuade Kol Aa Rahi Han…
Maa: Na Putt Na, Ohnu Ohdi, Galati Di Keemat Chukaani Pavegi,
Tu Na Aa, Main Aa Jaani Aa Tere Kol…
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« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2016, 07:52:09 AM »
Wife: Oh Sweet Heart, Tusi Kinne Pyare Ho? Meri Photo Hamesha Apne Naal-Naal Rakhte Ho? I Love You…
Husband: Jad Vi Koi Problem Aundi Hai, Main Tuhadi Photo Dekh Lenda Han, Te Problem Solve Ho Jandi Hai.
Wife: So Nice, Tusi Dekhya Main Tuhade Layi Kinni, Lucky Han?
Husband: Jee Bilkul, Jad Vi Koi Problem Hundi Ae, Tuhadi Photo Dekh Ke Menu Oh Problem Vi Nikki Jehi Lagdi Hai, Sochda Han Ke Jad Aidi Problem Nu Jhalda Han, Eh Tan Kujh Vi Nhi…
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Wife To Husband – Ki Karde Ho
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2016, 07:53:04 AM »
Wife Husband Nu Phone Karke Kehendi Hai: Hello, Jee Tusi Ki Karde Pye O?
Husband: Darling, Main Bahut Busy Han, Bada Kamm Hai Ajj Office Te?
Wife: Oho, Kinna Karna Painda Hai Tuhanu? Ajj Pata Laga?
Husband: Ki Kariye Sohniye, Karna Painda Hai? Tusi Ki Karde Ho?
Wife: Main Tuhade Peeche Table Te Han, Te Bacche Puch Rahe Ne Aa Daddy De Naal Kudi Kaun Aa…
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Potato Fever – Aaloo Bukhara
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2016, 07:54:07 AM »
Pappu :”Fruitwalay Baba, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever
Fruitwala :”Ahh ‘Potatoes Fever’ Ki Hunda Hai ??
Pappu :”Oh My God, You Illiteracy People, Potatoes Fever Means “Aaloo Bukhara”
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Kudi Di Maa
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2016, 07:55:16 AM »
40 Saal Da Ik Banda, Apne Vyah Lyi Kudi Nu Dekhan Gya,
Kudi Di Maa, Os Bande Nu Dekhde Hi Chingaad Marke, Behosh Ho Gyi,
Hosh Aaun Ton Baad Sabne Puchheya, Ki Hoya Ki Si Tenu?
Kudi Di Maa Ne Keha, Eh Banda 18 Saal Pehlaan Menu Vi Dekhan Aaya Si…
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Suno Ji
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2016, 07:57:19 AM »
Wife : Suno Ji ! Is Hafte Film Dekhange Te Agle Hafte Puri Shopping Karange,
Husband : Ohton Agle Hafte Assi Mandir Javange,
Wife : Oh Kyun…?
Husband : Bheekh Mangange….
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Re: Husband Wife Problem
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2016, 10:56:15 AM »
Quote from: NOOR GILL on June 05, 2016, 07:52:09 AM
Wife: Oh Sweet Heart, Tusi Kinne Pyare Ho? Meri Photo Hamesha Apne Naal-Naal Rakhte Ho? I Love You…
Husband: Jad Vi Koi Problem Aundi Hai, Main Tuhadi Photo Dekh Lenda Han, Te Problem Solve Ho Jandi Hai.
Wife: So Nice, Tusi Dekhya Main Tuhade Layi Kinni, Lucky Han?
Husband: Jee Bilkul, Jad Vi Koi Problem Hundi Ae, Tuhadi Photo Dekh Ke Menu Oh Problem Vi Nikki Jehi Lagdi Hai, Sochda Han Ke Jad Aidi Problem Nu Jhalda Han, Eh Tan Kujh Vi Nhi…
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HEHE OKHA SACH CH .... YAAR MAIN VIA KRVONA PEHLA HI NA DRAO .....
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Re: Husband Di Saza
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2016, 10:58:15 AM »
HAHA ZALIM LOG  :huh:
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Re: Suno Ji
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2016, 11:01:55 AM »
BAKI JOKE APNI JAGA PR  JEHRA. .. "SUNO JI"" WORD AY JAAN KAD JANDA ..... RABBAA TU HI ASRAA HUN  :pray:  X_X
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Re: Husband Di Saza
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2016, 11:41:11 AM »
Theek thaak si :p
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Re: Suno Ji
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2016, 11:41:39 AM »
Theek hi si :p
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Re: Wife To Husband – Ki Karde Ho
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2016, 11:49:32 AM »
:loll: haha
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Re: Husan Di Taareef
« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2016, 11:49:52 AM »
Kabarhi :loll:
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Re: Kudi Di Maa
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2016, 11:51:03 AM »
Gall jehi ni banni :pagel:
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Re: Potato Fever – Aaloo Bukhara
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2016, 11:51:49 AM »
lol :p
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Re: jokes
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2016, 11:54:42 AM »
Tfs :)
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