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Husband Compliment
« on: October 21, 2010, 02:53:51 AM »
A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror… She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.”

The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

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Re: Husband Compliment
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2010, 03:26:40 AM »
A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror… She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.”

The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

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Re: Husband Compliment
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2010, 04:22:15 AM »
 :laugh: Rofl nice!

 

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