How do these people survive?
 
ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.

'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)

TWO
I was checking out at the local Woolworths with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE
A woman at  work was seen putting a credit card into her  floppy drive and pulling it out very  quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'
(keep shuddering!!)

FOUR
I recently  saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her  car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked.
She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.  As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'
PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself!!!
 
FIVE
Several years  ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.
Brunette, by the way!!

SIX
A mother  calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if  she needs to take her kid to the emergency room,  the kid had eaten ants.

The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'

Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!!

about the 911
i remeber few months ago, a European woman called emergeny # just to find an answer to the puzzle and she said they were the only people at that time who could have had the answer   

about the 911
i remeber few months ago, a European woman called emergeny # just to find an answer to the puzzle and she said they were the only people at that time who could have had the answer  

  :laugh:dude i remember my rotation through the ER... the consensus is people are STUPID  

seriously people sometimes are so stupid!

jad tak dil mein hai fate this world is a lovely place.. 
song: everything is gona be alright

haha na seen many myself.

Worst when I was working in service station.I was refilling the GAS in barbeque cylinders and the guy standing next to me took out his cigrette and was going to light it, I am like What the hell is wrong with ya mate? this is Freaking GAS coming out of the cylinders. you wana blow everyopne up?
He was like Oh Sorry i didnt realise!

haha na seen many myself.

Worst when I was working in service station.I was refilling the GAS in barbeque cylinders and the guy standing next to me took out his cigrette and was going to light it, I am like What the hell is wrong with ya mate? this is Freaking GAS coming out of the cylinders. you wana blow everyopne up?
He was like Oh Sorry i didnt realise!

mere varga koi gwacheya firda hona