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HOSPITAL DISCHARGE
« on: November 10, 2009, 04:13:54 AM »
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
 
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
 
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
 
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"


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HOSPITAL DISCHARGE
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Re: HOSPITAL DISCHARGE
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2009, 04:26:09 AM »
hahahhaha

Sukne paa dita hahah

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Re: HOSPITAL DISCHARGE
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2009, 04:29:28 AM »
hahahaha lolzzzzz :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: HOSPITAL DISCHARGE
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2009, 05:33:53 AM »
hahahaha lolzzzzz :laugh: :laugh:
i feel on 9th cloud when somone laffs at my jokes  :happy: but i also expect a click on thankyou icon

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Re: HOSPITAL DISCHARGE
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2009, 08:01:14 PM »




smart girl   :happy:

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Re: HOSPITAL DISCHARGE
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2009, 01:28:50 AM »


smart girl   :happy:
yea galz are always smart. One gal was telling her frend on other day," my father is a poor man, it is my destiny, but my father-in-law is billionaire, its my smartness." :hehe:

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Re: HOSPITAL DISCHARGE
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2009, 01:32:08 AM »
yea galz are always smart. One gal was telling her frend on other day," my father is a poor man, it is my destiny, but my father-in-law is billionaire, its my smartness." :hehe:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: HOSPITAL DISCHARGE
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2009, 03:05:48 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
when I make a gal laff, it luks like i made whole world laff and world luks more beautiful.

 

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