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Fun Shun Junction => Jokes Majaak => Topic started by: SonnenKinder on November 10, 2009, 04:13:54 AM
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Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
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hahahhaha
Sukne paa dita hahah
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hahahaha lolzzzzz :laugh: :laugh:
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hahahaha lolzzzzz :laugh: :laugh:
i feel on 9th cloud when somone laffs at my jokes :happy: but i also expect a click on thankyou icon
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smart girl :happy:
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smart girl :happy:
yea galz are always smart. One gal was telling her frend on other day," my father is a poor man, it is my destiny, but my father-in-law is billionaire, its my smartness." :hehe:
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yea galz are always smart. One gal was telling her frend on other day," my father is a poor man, it is my destiny, but my father-in-law is billionaire, its my smartness." :hehe:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
when I make a gal laff, it luks like i made whole world laff and world luks more beautiful.