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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #200 on: August 12, 2016, 12:05:53 PM »

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #201 on: August 14, 2016, 07:39:45 AM »
Girl To Boyfriend: Mummy-Papa Ne Keha Hai Ke Jekar Main Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gayi Tan, Mera Viah Kar Dena.
Boyfriend: Tu Tyari Kitti E Na?
Girl: Kar Lyi E, Bas Reception Di Dress Leni Baaki E? :D: :D:

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #202 on: August 15, 2016, 02:44:32 AM »
New material market ch aeya ni lagda

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #203 on: August 15, 2016, 07:54:22 AM »
Girl To Boyfriend: Mummy-Papa Ne Keha Hai Ke Jekar Main Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gayi Tan, Mera Viah Kar Dena.
Boyfriend: Tu Tyari Kitti E Na?
Girl: Kar Lyi E, Bas Reception Di Dress Leni Baaki E? :D: :D:
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #204 on: August 17, 2016, 11:20:05 PM »
1 Kanjoos Apne Bachchon Se Bola,
Jo Raat Ko Khana Nahi Hayega Use 5 Rs Dunga,
Bachche 5-5 Rs. Lekar So Gaye,
Subah Bola Jo 5-5 Rs. Dega Use Hi Khana Milega :D:

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #205 on: August 17, 2016, 11:52:24 PM »
1 Kanjoos Apne Bachchon Se Bola,
Jo Raat Ko Khana Nahi Hayega Use 5 Rs Dunga,
Bachche 5-5 Rs. Lekar So Gaye,
Subah Bola Jo 5-5 Rs. Dega Use Hi Khana Milega :D:
vedia tarikka 1 time roti khaan da :D:

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #206 on: August 18, 2016, 09:28:22 PM »
Gujar tere varga huna kanjoos  :D:

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #207 on: August 19, 2016, 03:16:19 PM »
Gujar tere varga huna kanjoos  :D:
menu ajj pata laga main kanjoos aa :D:

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #208 on: August 19, 2016, 10:25:34 PM »
Tu kehda majja nu barfi paonda pthya di jaga  :D:

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #209 on: August 20, 2016, 01:11:10 AM »
Tu kehda majja nu barfi paonda pthya di jaga  :D:
majh te ik joke yaad ayi


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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #210 on: September 18, 2016, 05:39:32 AM »
Wife called hubby in office ..
Wife - window is not opening .. What shall I do ?
Hubby - Put some hot water n wait for while. It will open ...
Wife (lil unconvinced)- r u sure ?
Hubby - ya trust me it will do the magic.. Try it ..
(After a while hubby calls back to check) ... Did u do as I told u ! Did it do the needful trick ?
Wife - I don't know about the trick or magic but NOW entire laptop is not starting

...
ਘਰਵਾਲੀ ਆਪਣੇ ਘਰਵਾਲੇ ਨੂੰ ਫੋਨ
ਕਰਦੀ ਹੈ !!
ਘਰਵਾਲੀ : ਕੀ ਕਰ ਰਹੇ ਹੋ ?
ਘਰਵਾਲਾ : ਦਫਤਰ ਵਿਚ ਆ, ਬਹੁਤ
ਬਿਜੀ ਆ, ਤੂੰ ਕੀ ਕਰਦੀ ਪਈ ਆ ?
ਘਰਵਾਲੀ : kFc ਵਿਚ ਬੱਚੇਆ ਨਾਲ ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਪਿਛੇ ਬੈਠੀ ਆ ਤੇ ਬੱਚੇ ਪੁੱਛ ਰਹੇ ਆ ਕਿ ਬਾਪੂ ਨਾਲ ਕਿਹੜੀ ਭੂਆ ਬੈਠੀ ਆ_

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #211 on: December 14, 2016, 09:57:27 AM »
Wife called hubby in office ..
Wife - window is not opening .. What shall I do ?
Hubby - Put some hot water n wait for while. It will open ...
Wife (lil unconvinced)- r u sure ?
Hubby - ya trust me it will do the magic.. Try it ..
(After a while hubby calls back to check) ... Did u do as I told u ! Did it do the needful trick ?
Wife - I don't know about the trick or magic but NOW entire laptop is not starting

...
ਘਰਵਾਲੀ ਆਪਣੇ ਘਰਵਾਲੇ ਨੂੰ ਫੋਨ
ਕਰਦੀ ਹੈ !!
ਘਰਵਾਲੀ : ਕੀ ਕਰ ਰਹੇ ਹੋ ?
ਘਰਵਾਲਾ : ਦਫਤਰ ਵਿਚ ਆ, ਬਹੁਤ
ਬਿਜੀ ਆ, ਤੂੰ ਕੀ ਕਰਦੀ ਪਈ ਆ ?
ਘਰਵਾਲੀ : kFc ਵਿਚ ਬੱਚੇਆ ਨਾਲ ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਪਿਛੇ ਬੈਠੀ ਆ ਤੇ ਬੱਚੇ ਪੁੱਛ ਰਹੇ ਆ ਕਿ ਬਾਪੂ ਨਾਲ ਕਿਹੜੀ ਭੂਆ ਬੈਠੀ ਆ_
very nice :D:

 

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