A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later, he calls out: "Da-ad!"

"What?" his father asks.

"I'm thirsty,” the boy says. “Can you bring me a glass of water?"

"No,” his father replies. “You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes pass, and the little boy calls out for his father again.

"What?" his father shouts.

"I'm thirsty,” the boy says. “Can I have a glass of water?"

"I told you no!” the father sternly replies. “If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!"

Five minute pass, and the little boy calls out for his father again.

"What?" his father asks.

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?"

i shd go out n give dat stupid dad a new york style sucker punch.well, he does reminded me ma losser father whom i hate so much 

Come on, dads are way better

 
smart kid

Wow someone cares concerning the treatment of bachis 

woow imma glad u found sm kinda humor in dat kudos to ya.but man to man pimp to pimp i wont think twice slicin someones  neck if i see sm1 abusin a kid yes main bahut burra wa but inna ve bura noi wa

woow imma glad u found sm kinda humor in dat kudos to ya.but man to man pimp to pimp i wont think twice slicin someones  neck if i see sm1 abusin a kid yes main bahut burra wa but inna ve bura noi wa

Sure thing. Don't know what the last bit says