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Get in line!!
« on: November 03, 2007, 08:56:27 AM »
A long New Orleans style funeral procession passes by, but instead of a jazz band, it?s lead by a man walking a lion. Behind the coffin walk at least 200 people.
A bystander asks the man, ?What?s going on??
?My lion ate my lawyer and this is his funeral,? is the reply.
?Could I borrow your lion?? asks the bystander. ?I?ve got a lawyer I?d like to have eaten.?
?Sorry, but you?ll have to get at the end of that line,? said the man, pointing to the 200 people following the coffin.


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Get in line!!
« on: November 03, 2007, 08:56:27 AM »

 

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