September 16, 2025, 05:01:28 PM
collapse

Author Topic: Get in line!!  (Read 1784 times)

Offline ravi_sandhu

  • Ankheela/Ankheeli
  • ***
  • Like
  • -Given: 0
  • -Receive: 1
  • Posts: 539
  • Tohar: 0
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Get in line!!
« on: November 03, 2007, 08:56:27 AM »
A long New Orleans style funeral procession passes by, but instead of a jazz band, it?s lead by a man walking a lion. Behind the coffin walk at least 200 people.
A bystander asks the man, ?What?s going on??
?My lion ate my lawyer and this is his funeral,? is the reply.
?Could I borrow your lion?? asks the bystander. ?I?ve got a lawyer I?d like to have eaten.?
?Sorry, but you?ll have to get at the end of that line,? said the man, pointing to the 200 people following the coffin.


Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand

Get in line!!
« on: November 03, 2007, 08:56:27 AM »

 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
385 Replies
46398 Views
Last post May 05, 2012, 01:43:42 AM
by jeet Mr.Lonely
1 Replies
2419 Views
Last post April 16, 2011, 07:44:26 PM
by ҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰
1 Replies
1882 Views
Last post July 07, 2011, 05:11:06 AM
by anonymous
8 Replies
3101 Views
Last post January 26, 2015, 11:41:38 PM
by ↓↓..ɗɛʂɨ ਦੇਸੀ ..↓↓
1 Replies
2889 Views
Last post December 14, 2015, 05:02:55 AM
by Benipal G
6 Replies
2759 Views
Last post October 24, 2012, 01:48:55 PM
by Er. Sardar Singh
19 Replies
7190 Views
Last post May 06, 2017, 01:56:33 PM
by Farmer singh
3 Replies
1687 Views
Last post March 23, 2014, 12:31:58 AM
by V!$|-|U
2 Replies
1848 Views
Last post March 30, 2014, 05:03:08 PM
by JayP
2140 Replies
7099604 Views
Last post February 15, 2024, 10:46:34 AM
by Gujjar NO1

* Who's Online

  • Dot Guests: 948
  • Dot Hidden: 0
  • Dot Users: 0

There aren't any users online.

* Recent Posts

fix site pleae orrrr by Gujjar NO1
[February 24, 2025, 02:34:32 PM]


which pj member do u miss ryt now? by Gujjar NO1
[January 02, 2025, 12:52:22 PM]


your MOOD now by Gujjar NO1
[October 09, 2024, 12:31:28 PM]


Best DP of the Week by Gujjar NO1
[October 08, 2024, 05:24:20 AM]


PJ te kinnu dekhan nu jii karda tuhada ??? by mundaxrisky
[September 15, 2024, 05:45:10 PM]


~~say 1 truth abt the person above ya~~ by mundaxrisky
[September 15, 2024, 05:41:15 PM]


This Site Need Fix/Update by mundaxrisky
[August 20, 2024, 04:41:58 PM]


Request Video Of The Day by mundaxrisky
[July 09, 2024, 04:24:48 PM]


Majh on sale by Gujjar NO1
[April 07, 2024, 03:08:25 PM]


Hello Old Friends/Friendaynaz by Gujjar NO1
[March 14, 2024, 03:42:51 AM]


Test, just a test by Gujjar NO1
[March 11, 2024, 12:32:30 PM]


Good morning (first word ki keha) by Gujjar NO1
[February 27, 2024, 01:10:20 AM]


Throw something at the user above u by Gujjar NO1
[February 26, 2024, 01:13:56 PM]


Just two line shayari ... by Gujjar NO1
[February 15, 2024, 10:46:34 AM]


Hello Old Friends/Friendayna by ☬🅰🅳🅼🅸🅽☬
[July 07, 2023, 08:01:42 AM]


ਚਿੱਟਾ ਤੇ ਕਾਲ਼ਾ ਆਊਡੀਓਬੂਕ by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[March 30, 2023, 07:50:56 PM]


What is the first thing you do, when you wake up in the morning? by Cutter
[January 12, 2023, 08:23:23 AM]


Chita Te Kala Novel Latest Review by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[September 14, 2022, 07:03:31 PM]


Book Review by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[May 19, 2022, 05:25:18 PM]


Books, Novels & Stories by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[May 19, 2022, 05:20:16 PM]


New Book Release: Chita Te Kala Novel by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[May 19, 2022, 05:06:16 PM]


What Is the Best Compliment You've Ever Received? by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:24:41 PM]


Last textmessage that u received by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:12:26 PM]


name one thing you can't live without ? by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:09:02 PM]


ONE thing you wish you could do RIGHT NOW... by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:03:57 PM]