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Re: funny ashar
« Reply #40 on: June 08, 2008, 12:45:58 AM »
Ek tusin sharmaande vi bahut ho,
Doosra tusin Itraande vi bahut ho,
Dil te karda hai ki tuhanu dinner te le jaawaan,
But ki karaan kambakhat tusin khaande vi bahut ho.
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« Reply #40 on: June 08, 2008, 12:45:58 AM »

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Re: funny ashar
« Reply #41 on: June 08, 2008, 12:50:50 AM »
k vaar ik banda behosh ho janda


Doctor usnu dead declare kar dinda


Jado usdi chita nu agg den lagde ne oh uth ke beh janda hai


oh kehnda hai "Main jinda haan"


Usdi wife "Chupa karke beh ja kanjara....
tu doctor naalo jada syaana aa???
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« Reply #42 on: June 08, 2008, 12:52:00 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BHOT WADYA LIKHA DONA NA LOLZ AHAHAHAHHAHHA
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Re: funny ashar
« Reply #43 on: June 08, 2008, 12:53:12 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: funny ashar
« Reply #44 on: June 08, 2008, 12:54:01 AM »
Tu kahe te SURAJ nu tod daan.
 Tu kahe te chann nu Mod daan.
 Ek wari haan keh de taan
 Pehle wali nu chhod daan.
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Re: funny ashar
« Reply #45 on: June 08, 2008, 12:55:49 AM »
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....




On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:




"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"




The voice from the other side responded:




"You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"




"No" replied the trainee.




"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"




The trainee shouted back:




"And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"




"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.




"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put the phone down.....
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« Reply #46 on: June 08, 2008, 12:57:47 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA SIS JI SOHNA LAIKHYA ND NADDEEM JI REALLY NIC LOLZZ
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Re: funny ashar
« Reply #47 on: June 08, 2008, 12:59:08 AM »
jatti ge tuce wadiya jy very funny hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: funny ashar
« Reply #48 on: June 08, 2008, 02:46:30 AM »
thanx nadeem ji..vaise main te kujh ni bas copy kar layidi aa Pagel:)
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Re: funny ashar
« Reply #49 on: June 09, 2008, 12:30:28 AM »
New Bill Gates Song



Billl To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....

Achhay Bure Softwares Banata Hai Yahi,
Hasata Hay Yahi, Rulata Hai,
Usme Phir 'Bugs' Daalta Hai Wohi,
Aur Solutions Bhi Nikalta Hai,


Bill To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....


Es Bill Ki Baton Mein Jo Aate Hain,
Woh tou Oolloo Ban Jate Hain,
Software Tou Dusare Bhi Banate Hain,
Banaa key Magar Kho Jate Hain,


Hmmm Bill To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....


Softwares Ko Main Na Pehchanoonga,
Working Bhi Na Mein Uski Janoonga,
Microsoft Ka Logo Bass Mein Dekhoonga,
Bill Jo Kahega Wohi Manoonga.


Bill To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....


Bill Ka Kehna Hum Sab Maane,
Bill Na Kisi Ki Maane,
Uski Strategy Jaan Li Hamne,
Ek Wohi Na Jaane.


Bill To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....


Chhoro Ye Bill Sab Kahaniya,
Bugs Ki Hain Sab Nishaniya,
Programmers Ki Sari Pareshaniya,
Is Bill Ki Hain Ye Meherbaniya.


Hmmm Bill To Pagal Hai....
Bill Deewana Hai.....
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Re: funny ashar
« Reply #50 on: June 09, 2008, 02:22:35 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: funny ashar
« Reply #51 on: June 09, 2008, 02:53:03 AM »
haha good ones punjaban jatti and nadeem
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Re: funny ashar
« Reply #52 on: June 09, 2008, 02:55:48 AM »
nicccccccccccccccccccccccccc main aja thori dar pahal ah wal kisa hor post wich parya a lolz
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Re: funny ashar
« Reply #53 on: June 09, 2008, 03:23:03 AM »
oh kehnde jehde lok meri duji post ni parhde, ohna nu mein ess post vich gherlehna
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« Reply #54 on: June 09, 2008, 03:27:22 AM »
ahahhahahahahahahahaahah par main tan sarya posts pardi a lolzz nd jahdi marji post hova main shayar be likh andi a lolzz ahahahahh
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Re: funny ashar
« Reply #55 on: June 09, 2008, 03:50:11 AM »
haha aho oh menu pata, tun te punjaban kurhi, kuch ni dekhna kehdi post aa, post can about kuttey-maar-duvai or pannu-da-birthday, tusi koi sad shayari jaroor kar deni
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« Reply #56 on: June 09, 2008, 03:53:42 AM »
ahhahahahahhaha chua mar dubai ta post is laye shayarii kara ga cuz ohda nal koi chuhi ja choha mar jana nd ohda be tan koi mashooq ja assiq hoyu ga lolzz na bday walal ta tan cuz persons gettin old lolz hahahaahha
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Re: funny ashar
« Reply #57 on: June 09, 2008, 07:49:26 AM »
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
hahahahaha chuhe nu chihi di judai mar lagai hahahahhaha hih hih hih
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« Reply #58 on: June 09, 2008, 07:52:01 AM »
chihi ke hunda sisoo
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Re: funny ashar
« Reply #59 on: June 09, 2008, 07:52:38 AM »
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
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