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« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2008, 11:39:39 PM »
Naakam Mohabbat Ka Her Aik Dukh Sehna
Her Haal Main Anjaam Say Dartay Rehna
Qudrat Ka Bada Intaqaam Hay Aqeel
Mehbooba Key Aulad Ka Mamoo Kehna
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« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2008, 04:43:15 AM »
hmmm nic c manu samjh ghat aya lolz
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« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2008, 05:43:43 AM »


Bhai Se Dosti Marne Ka Dar
tacher Se Dosti Dimag Khone Ka Dar
Paro Se Dosti Sharab Pine Ka Dar
Aur
Humse Dosti Shayri Jhelne Ka Dar
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« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2008, 08:35:37 AM »
thanx for sharing nadeem ji..all r gud
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ਤੂੰ ਮਿਲਿਆ ਹੋਰ ਕੀ ਮੰਗਣਾ ਏ,
ਤੂੰ ਕਿਸੇ ਕਬੂਲ ਦਵਾ ਵਰਗਾ,
ਤੂੰ ਅਮਿ੍ਤ ਵੇਲੇ ਜਿਹੇ ਬੋਲ ਜਿਹਾ,
ਤੀਰਥ ਨੂੰ ਜਾਦੇ ਰਾਹ ਵਰਗਾ,
ਤੂੰ "...." ਦੀ ਕਮਜ਼ੋਰੀ ਏ,
ਤੂੰ "...." ਦੀ ਮਜ਼ਬੂਰੀ ਏ,
ਤੇਰੇ ਬਿਨਾ ਗੁਜ਼ਾਰੇ ਨਹੀ ਹੋਣੇ,
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« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2008, 01:28:00 PM »
really nic ahahhahahahahahahahahaha
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« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2008, 03:41:15 PM »
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing nadeeemmm ji niceee .....2nd wala and first wala  Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing hassi taan a coz.............
menu dono ni samjh aye ......... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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hahahahah lolzz hahahaha

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« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2008, 01:17:57 AM »
Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna,
jo pasand ho usay I Love U kahna,
agar woh gussay main aajay to darna mat,
sar jhukana aur kahna,
pyari behna milti rahna
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« Reply #27 on: June 06, 2008, 02:01:34 AM »
lolzz nic job lolzz
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« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2008, 09:22:07 AM »
Meri Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bas voh READ-ONLY hain...

Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..

Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
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ਤੂੰ ਮਿਲਿਆ ਹੋਰ ਕੀ ਮੰਗਣਾ ਏ,
ਤੂੰ ਕਿਸੇ ਕਬੂਲ ਦਵਾ ਵਰਗਾ,
ਤੂੰ ਅਮਿ੍ਤ ਵੇਲੇ ਜਿਹੇ ਬੋਲ ਜਿਹਾ,
ਤੀਰਥ ਨੂੰ ਜਾਦੇ ਰਾਹ ਵਰਗਾ,
ਤੂੰ "...." ਦੀ ਕਮਜ਼ੋਰੀ ਏ,
ਤੂੰ "...." ਦੀ ਮਜ਼ਬੂਰੀ ਏ,
ਤੇਰੇ ਬਿਨਾ ਗੁਜ਼ਾਰੇ ਨਹੀ ਹੋਣੇ,
ਤੂੰ ਆਉਦੇ ਜਾਦੇ ਰਾਹ ਵਰਗਾ....
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« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2008, 12:02:31 PM »
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing nadeem nice hahah keep it up and deep sisu niceee  Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing  bt deep sisu ur wale i knew it already  Super Smile Super Smile Super Smile hun shanno sisu ne kehna pehla hi jandi hundi lolzzzzzz bt nadeem wala nice c hahahahahaha
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hahahahah lolzz hahahaha

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« Reply #30 on: June 06, 2008, 06:47:26 PM »
AHAHHAAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA MAIN AH KAHNA C HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PAR TUSI PHALA HE JAAN GAYE KA MAIN KAHNA C AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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« Reply #31 on: June 06, 2008, 10:25:31 PM »
....Daddy Internet laga dein !!!!
Dil ka connection miladein,
Daddy Internet laga dein ,
Mujhe aaya mail dostoun ka,
Kab lagay Ga itna Bata dein



Homework pura hota nahi,
Raat ko mein sota nahi,
Jab mood ho parhai ka,
Homework koi hota nahi.



Net bhi hai kamaal cheez,
Bas aati ho agar chalani keys,
Waisay to bohot hai kaam is Kay,
Par chatting pe lagti nahi fees.



Aap kehte hain mein shor machaon Ga,
Try karo mein naraz na kar paon Ga,
Mein god promise karta Hun,
Net aap ke saunay ke baad lagaun Ga.



Saheli nahi meri,haan dost hi hotay hain,
Who saray ke saray school mein hi sotay hain,
Raat to guzarti hai net par typing kartay,
Subha bhi chat room mein hi hotay hain.



Ladkian bhi kamaal hoti hain,
Ghar pe apni misaal hoti hain ,
Saara kaam khatam karkay,
Das bajay saday naal hoti hain.



Ab to mujhe Internet lagadein,
Meri bhi mauj karadein ,
Mein bhi dhondta Hun cyber bahoo,
Aap bas nikah dot com karadein
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« Reply #32 on: June 06, 2008, 10:39:31 PM »
AHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LUV THT ONE NADEEM JI REALY GUD ONE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ITS TRUE HAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAH
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« Reply #33 on: June 06, 2008, 11:47:48 PM »
Us ne hathon pe mehndi lagai hui hai
hum ne us ki doli uthai hui hai
Humain pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
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Hum ne us ki choti behan bhi phansai hui hai
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« Reply #34 on: June 06, 2008, 11:52:20 PM »
ahahahhahahahaahha nadeem ji really nic lolzz
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« Reply #35 on: June 07, 2008, 05:45:07 AM »


Ishq Ishq har koi kehnda ,
Aashiq hunde ne gappi ,

Gallan - gallan vich samundar tap jande ,
bhanve naali javey na tappi.
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ਤੂੰ ਕਿਸੇ ਕਬੂਲ ਦਵਾ ਵਰਗਾ,
ਤੂੰ ਅਮਿ੍ਤ ਵੇਲੇ ਜਿਹੇ ਬੋਲ ਜਿਹਾ,
ਤੀਰਥ ਨੂੰ ਜਾਦੇ ਰਾਹ ਵਰਗਾ,
ਤੂੰ "...." ਦੀ ਕਮਜ਼ੋਰੀ ਏ,
ਤੂੰ "...." ਦੀ ਮਜ਼ਬੂਰੀ ਏ,
ਤੇਰੇ ਬਿਨਾ ਗੁਜ਼ਾਰੇ ਨਹੀ ਹੋਣੇ,
ਤੂੰ ਆਉਦੇ ਜਾਦੇ ਰਾਹ ਵਰਗਾ....
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« Reply #36 on: June 07, 2008, 05:48:54 AM »
 Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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« Reply #37 on: June 07, 2008, 05:51:15 AM »
mainu vi hassa aa geyaa parh kee Laughing Laughing Laughing
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ਤੂੰ ਕਿਸੇ ਕਬੂਲ ਦਵਾ ਵਰਗਾ,
ਤੂੰ ਅਮਿ੍ਤ ਵੇਲੇ ਜਿਹੇ ਬੋਲ ਜਿਹਾ,
ਤੀਰਥ ਨੂੰ ਜਾਦੇ ਰਾਹ ਵਰਗਾ,
ਤੂੰ "...." ਦੀ ਕਮਜ਼ੋਰੀ ਏ,
ਤੂੰ "...." ਦੀ ਮਜ਼ਬੂਰੀ ਏ,
ਤੇਰੇ ਬਿਨਾ ਗੁਜ਼ਾਰੇ ਨਹੀ ਹੋਣੇ,
ਤੂੰ ਆਉਦੇ ਜਾਦੇ ਰਾਹ ਵਰਗਾ....
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« Reply #38 on: June 07, 2008, 07:34:40 AM »
Dosti karo collegwali se,
pyar karo officewali se,

program karo padoswali se,

ankh ladao sali se,

love karo dilwali se,

aur mar khao gharwali se
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« Reply #39 on: June 07, 2008, 08:38:44 AM »
hahahaha sis ji is to phala wala jada funni a hahahahahhahah
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