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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #160 on: March 08, 2015, 05:29:39 AM »
Girl To Boyfriend: Mummy-Papa Ne Keha Hai Ke Jekar Main Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gayi Tan, Mera Viah Kar Dena.
Boyfriend: Tu Tyari Kitti E Na?
Girl: Kar Lyi E, Bas Reception Di Dress Leni Baaki E  :D:

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #160 on: March 08, 2015, 05:29:39 AM »

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #161 on: May 21, 2015, 04:12:17 AM »
HUSBAND SENT AN SMS TO WIFE:

Thanks for making my life wonderful
and being a part of my life. What
ever I am is only because of u, u r
my angel thanks for coming in my life
and making it worth living.
You're Great.
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SHE REPLIED : pee li na ? Ab chup
chap ghar aa jao..
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DARO MAT..
KUCHH NAHI BOLUNGI..! ! .
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Husband: Thank you.


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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #162 on: May 22, 2015, 10:42:52 AM »
pappu jado v kapdey dhondha odo hi bahut zor di barish shuru ho jandi
.
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1 din dhup nikli te . .
pappu ne shukr kita te dukantoh"surf"len chla gya . .
dukan ch enter hoya te badalbahut zor zor di garjey, .

pappu ftafat asman di taraf muh krke bolea;
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Oo Bai kidhar nu muh chakya?

Main tain biscut len aaya...

ah ta sira hi lata mitra

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #163 on: June 18, 2015, 11:50:14 PM »
Teacher:- What is ur NAME??
Studnt :ਕਿਹੜਾ ਸਾਡਾ ਨਾਂ ਨੀਂਜਾਣਦਾ,
Teacher:- In which class U R?
Studnt: ਮਹਿਫਿਲ ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਲੱਗਦੀ ਰੋਜ਼ ਚੁਬਾਰੇ,
Teacher:- Ur HOBIES_??
Studnt:- ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਸ਼ੌਕ ਹਥਿਆਰਾਂ ਦਾ,
Teacher:- Uff! I MGoing...
Studnt:- ਘਰ ਤੇਰਾ ਲੱਭਲਾਂ ਗੇ ਬਸ ਨਾ ਦੱਸ ਜਾ ਮੁਟਿਆਰੇ !!!
Teacher:- kal apne baapu nu lai k aayi Ohnu dsangi,
Studnt:- ਬਾਪੂ ਸਾਡਾ ਨਹੀਂ ਮੰਨਦਾ,ਬਿੱਲੋ ਹੋਰ ਕਿਤੇ ਕਰ ਲੈ ਟਰਾਈਆਂ..

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #164 on: July 21, 2015, 09:03:53 PM »
Me ne chand se ik din kaha
Bta mera mehbob kesa hy
Us ne kaha
Pehli gal ay k me tere piyo da nokr nai
Te doji gal ay
k inni doron nzr v kuj ni aanda.
Teji gal ay k ayho jai gande kam zamen tak rakhia karo
menu na wich paya karo…. :anger:

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #165 on: July 27, 2015, 02:30:18 PM »
Coming soon...... 8-> :blah:

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #166 on: August 14, 2015, 12:19:37 AM »
Application to the Headmaster in Punjabi...!
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Master Jee,
Guzarish A vay k Mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda,Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich ek v kuri nai heygi,
Tay madam v koi khas kam di nai,
Enj ty nai kri da masom bachyan nal.
Sady nal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas kro.Je esstran v nai ho skda ty,
"kam waliyan"e soniyan rakh lo,
Bari mehrbani.
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Tuada faithfully,
"Pappu Dukhi" :sad:

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #167 on: November 12, 2015, 11:57:20 PM »
Pathano k Naamo k Falsafy bhi Ajeeb hoty hen..


Agar Achi family me Paida huwa to
"Shahrukh Khan"

Jungle me huwa to
"Shair Khan"

Jaung me huwa to
"Kartoos Khan"

Germiyon me huwa to
"Sharbat Khan"

Choron k Ghar huwa to
"Wardat Khan"

Sahil Kinary huwa to
"Samandar Khan"

Garden me huwa to
"Gul Khan"

Abnormal huwa to
"Ajab Khan"

Ghussay wala huwa to
"Ghazab Khan"

Khofnak huwa to
"Hebat Khan"

Aur

Khany k Time Peda huwa to
"Daster Khan :hehe:
 

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #168 on: November 13, 2015, 12:01:30 PM »
American: Can U swim?
Punjabi: No
American: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims
Punjabi: Can U Swim? ...
American: Yes
Punjabi: whats the Difference between U & Dog.
American Shocks Punjabi Rocks..;)

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #169 on: November 13, 2015, 01:17:09 PM »
very nice :D:

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #170 on: November 13, 2015, 04:27:04 PM »
hahahah :D: Punjabi allwaysssssss rockkkkkk

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #171 on: November 13, 2015, 10:35:27 PM »
hmm..  :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #172 on: November 15, 2015, 11:49:32 AM »

Teacher:
Golden Words By Hitler: If u cant fly, run if u cant run, walk if u cant walk, crawl but.. keep moving


Student: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #173 on: November 20, 2015, 11:38:44 AM »
Sales man: Sir,
 Cockroach k Liye Powder Loge Kya? . . .


Ghaint:
Nahi, Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nahi Karte!

Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala coke Mange Ga. :coke: :D:

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #174 on: November 20, 2015, 01:20:27 PM »
Sales man: Sir,
 Cockroach k Liye Powder Loge Kya? . . .


Ghaint:
Nahi, Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nahi Karte!

Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala coke Mange Ga. :coke: :D:



 :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #175 on: December 04, 2015, 11:08:55 AM »
Larki ek Baba Jee se:
 Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye :rabb:
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Baba Jee:
 Ghar chali ja baiti,
Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta :D:

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #176 on: December 04, 2015, 07:21:15 PM »
IK JANGAL VICH SARRE BANDAR PAJJE JANDE SIGGE

IK BANDAR NE PAJDE BANDAR NU ROOK KE  ASK KITA

 OII KI HOIYA PAJDE KYO WA SARRE

 DUJJA BANDAR KEHNDA .... SHER DI BHEN NU KISSE NE CHERR DITA WA ... TE SADA BANDARAN DA NAAM LAGGA WA .. TU BE PAJJ LA SALIA
  :horse: :D: :laugh:

 

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