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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #180 on: March 01, 2016, 06:35:30 AM »
pti: Ye tumne kesa khana banaia hai bilkul GOBAR jaisa :mad:

ptni: hai oye merea Rabba ess kanjar ne ta har ikk cheej hi khaadi hoi aa
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #180 on: March 01, 2016, 06:35:30 AM »

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #181 on: April 16, 2016, 03:49:44 PM »
Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur
bola ghar jaane ki kya fees hai..??
Doctor:"300 rupees.
Engineer:"Chale Dr Sahab.. ??
Dr ne bike nikali
engineer aur Dr Ghar pahuch gaye
Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ??
Engineer:"Mareez koi nahi hai pagal,
taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu
300 mai le aaya...:p :O :D :D
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A Child Said To A Pregnant Lady
Ye Pet Mein Kya Hai?
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Chota Sa Baby Hai
Child- Itna Pyara Tha
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #182 on: April 18, 2016, 02:03:42 PM »
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