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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #160 on: March 08, 2015, 05:29:39 AM »
Girl To Boyfriend: Mummy-Papa Ne Keha Hai Ke Jekar Main Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gayi Tan, Mera Viah Kar Dena.
Boyfriend: Tu Tyari Kitti E Na?
Girl: Kar Lyi E, Bas Reception Di Dress Leni Baaki E  :D:

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #160 on: March 08, 2015, 05:29:39 AM »

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #161 on: May 21, 2015, 04:12:17 AM »
HUSBAND SENT AN SMS TO WIFE:

Thanks for making my life wonderful
and being a part of my life. What
ever I am is only because of u, u r
my angel thanks for coming in my life
and making it worth living.
You're Great.
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SHE REPLIED : pee li na ? Ab chup
chap ghar aa jao..
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DARO MAT..
KUCHH NAHI BOLUNGI..! ! .
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Husband: Thank you.


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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #162 on: May 22, 2015, 10:42:52 AM »
pappu jado v kapdey dhondha odo hi bahut zor di barish shuru ho jandi
.
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1 din dhup nikli te . .
pappu ne shukr kita te dukantoh"surf"len chla gya . .
dukan ch enter hoya te badalbahut zor zor di garjey, .

pappu ftafat asman di taraf muh krke bolea;
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Oo Bai kidhar nu muh chakya?

Main tain biscut len aaya...

ah ta sira hi lata mitra

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #163 on: June 18, 2015, 11:50:14 PM »
Teacher:- What is ur NAME??
Studnt :ਕਿਹੜਾ ਸਾਡਾ ਨਾਂ ਨੀਂਜਾਣਦਾ,
Teacher:- In which class U R?
Studnt: ਮਹਿਫਿਲ ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਲੱਗਦੀ ਰੋਜ਼ ਚੁਬਾਰੇ,
Teacher:- Ur HOBIES_??
Studnt:- ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਸ਼ੌਕ ਹਥਿਆਰਾਂ ਦਾ,
Teacher:- Uff! I MGoing...
Studnt:- ਘਰ ਤੇਰਾ ਲੱਭਲਾਂ ਗੇ ਬਸ ਨਾ ਦੱਸ ਜਾ ਮੁਟਿਆਰੇ !!!
Teacher:- kal apne baapu nu lai k aayi Ohnu dsangi,
Studnt:- ਬਾਪੂ ਸਾਡਾ ਨਹੀਂ ਮੰਨਦਾ,ਬਿੱਲੋ ਹੋਰ ਕਿਤੇ ਕਰ ਲੈ ਟਰਾਈਆਂ..

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #164 on: July 21, 2015, 09:03:53 PM »
Me ne chand se ik din kaha
Bta mera mehbob kesa hy
Us ne kaha
Pehli gal ay k me tere piyo da nokr nai
Te doji gal ay
k inni doron nzr v kuj ni aanda.
Teji gal ay k ayho jai gande kam zamen tak rakhia karo
menu na wich paya karo…. :anger:

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #165 on: July 27, 2015, 02:30:18 PM »
Coming soon...... 8-> :blah:

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #166 on: August 14, 2015, 12:19:37 AM »
Application to the Headmaster in Punjabi...!
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Master Jee,
Guzarish A vay k Mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda,Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich ek v kuri nai heygi,
Tay madam v koi khas kam di nai,
Enj ty nai kri da masom bachyan nal.
Sady nal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas kro.Je esstran v nai ho skda ty,
"kam waliyan"e soniyan rakh lo,
Bari mehrbani.
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Tuada faithfully,
"Pappu Dukhi" :sad:

 

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