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« Reply #60 on: September 28, 2012, 07:29:08 AM »
make sure first you're asking for recent ones.old ones are cheaper now !
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« Reply #61 on: November 03, 2012, 06:24:02 AM »
Kaala soot,
Kaali chunni ute full kdhai da...
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Ik kuri ni fasdi te duja sanu fikr pdai da...... :D::D::D:
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Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #62 on: January 16, 2013, 02:00:07 PM »
PUNJABI VICH NHEE LIKHO G
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Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #63 on: January 27, 2013, 09:26:19 AM »
Bachelors think that married
men are lucky. .

Married men think that
Bachelors are lucky. .

The point is that
.
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Bachelors think at night... & Married think at day time... :p
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Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #64 on: January 29, 2013, 07:44:36 AM »
Bachhe Man k sachhe..
Boy to his mom: Mumma mai kaise
paida hua ??
.
Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar
rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile.
.
Bache ne aisa hi kiya.
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme
1 mendak tha.
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Bacha: gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale,
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri..:O :D: :P :D:
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Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #65 on: January 29, 2013, 07:46:55 AM »
:loll:..
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Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #66 on: January 29, 2013, 10:42:36 AM »
Quote from: ღ ʝØℛÐ₳ℕ ツ on January 29, 2013, 07:44:36 AM
Bachhe Man k sachhe..
Boy to his mom: Mumma mai kaise
paida hua ??
.
Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar
rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile.
.
Bache ne aisa hi kiya.
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme
1 mendak tha.
.
Bacha: gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale,
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri..:O :D: :P :D:

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: oh man.  :laugh:
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Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #67 on: January 29, 2013, 10:52:32 AM »
Santa : Ik Waari Main Chotta Hunda C , Main Qutub Minaar Ton Gir Gaya C .. Banta : Fir Mar Gaya C k Bach Gaya C ?? Santa : Mainu Yaad Nai Main Chotta Hunda C
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Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #68 on: February 03, 2013, 01:04:14 PM »
A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you

know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : And do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: No!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone).....:D :P
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u r so hott
« Reply #69 on: February 06, 2013, 01:50:43 AM »
u r so hott   :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #70 on: February 06, 2013, 02:09:53 AM »
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Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #71 on: February 06, 2013, 02:33:16 AM »
Hahah ..pooor chap freee d kha gya kutt :loll:
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Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #72 on: February 07, 2013, 09:53:41 AM »
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Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #73 on: February 08, 2013, 01:57:25 PM »
Mother: "Johnny I'm sorry I slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father."

Johnny: "Mum, what rubbish! How could you! How am I to deal with this?! You should be hanged!"

Mother: "I am sorry baby, he was my first love and i could not marry him... Cause we are of different religion. He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever."

Johnny: "No I am speaking to no one. Mr Jackson Omollo is the only father I know and that will never change!"

Mother: "Please don't be so upset. Just talk to him."

Johnny: "Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!"

Phone: "Morning Son, I am Bill Gates. I am your real father."

Johnny: "Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!! I Love you so much Dad!!!!! I always knew there was something special about me." :D:

...
Teacher:"Tumne HOME WORK
kyu nahi kiya.. ??
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Deadly answer given by
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Me:"Sir kyuki main HOSTEL me
rehta hun " :D :p >_<
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Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #74 on: February 10, 2013, 11:09:34 AM »
-------------------------------
A man got a call from unknown number...
Girl: Hi, r u single?
Man: Yes, but who r u?
Ans: Your wife.
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.

Another call from unknown number...

Girl: R u married?
Man: Yes, but who R u?
Girl: Your girlfriend,
U cheat!!
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.
Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte,
aaj tu bas ghar aaja..!


...
-------------------------------------
One Boy loved a girl but
Never proposed her.
One day he decided t0 tell
Her at 1:00am at Night..!!

He type:
.
.
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"I Love You"
And sent it, after a few seconds
He got a msg but he
Decided to

See it the next day for
Surprise and slept..
.
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Next day, he read the msg
And so shocked because,
It was written..
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Dear Customer,
Msg sending failed due to
Insufficient balance.
Plz recharge ur account..:D :O :P
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Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #75 on: February 13, 2013, 09:47:42 AM »
Husabnd :- Janu ek kiss kar lu ??
.
Wife :- nahi,,
.
Husband :- Saree la dunga,,
.
Wife :- Bilkul nahi,,
.
Husband :- Jwellery la dunga,,
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Wife :- Ek bar bola na nahi,,
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Pass me soya hua Beta bola,,
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"Meri le lo Cycle hi la dena" :p=D
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