September 17, 2014, 05:36:18 PM

Author Topic: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!  (Read 5528 times)

Offline AmRind③r

  • PJ Gabru
  • Jimidar/Jimidarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 17
  • -Receive: 72
  • Posts: 1310
  • Tohar: 66
  • Gender: Male
  • limit your expectaions fellowzz !
    • View Profile
Re: NRI kudi
« Reply #60 on: September 28, 2012, 08:29:08 AM »
make sure first you're asking for recent ones.old ones are cheaper now !

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand

Re: NRI kudi
« Reply #60 on: September 28, 2012, 08:29:08 AM »

Offline ਵਿਹਲਾ ਜੱਟ..ਕੱਡ ਕੇ ਹਟੁ ਤੇਰੇ ਵੱਟ

  • PJ Gabru
  • Lumberdar/Lumberdarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 153
  • -Receive: 94
  • Posts: 2979
  • Tohar: 88
  • Gender: Male
  • ਪੰਗੇਬਾਜ਼ ਸ੍ਹੌਕੀਨ ਜੱਟ
    • View Profile
    • http://www.facebook.com/jattattitudez
kala suittttttt
« Reply #61 on: November 03, 2012, 07:24:02 AM »
Kaala soot,
Kaali chunni ute full kdhai da...
.
Ik kuri ni fasdi te duja sanu fikr pdai da...... :D::D::D:

Offline reetugrewal

  • Choocha/Choochi
  • Like
  • -Given: 4
  • -Receive: 0
  • Posts: 10
  • Tohar: 0
  • Gender: Female
  • PJ Vaasi
    • View Profile
Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #62 on: January 16, 2013, 03:00:07 PM »
PUNJABI VICH NHEE LIKHO G

Offline just Varun....

  • Naujawan
  • **
  • Like
  • -Given: 67
  • -Receive: 45
  • Posts: 340
  • Tohar: 46
  • Gender: Male
  • Give into love, or live in fear...
    • View Profile
Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #63 on: January 27, 2013, 10:26:19 AM »
Bachelors think that married
men are lucky. .

Married men think that
Bachelors are lucky. .

The point is that
.
.
Bachelors think at night... & Married think at day time... :p

Offline just Varun....

  • Naujawan
  • **
  • Like
  • -Given: 67
  • -Receive: 45
  • Posts: 340
  • Tohar: 46
  • Gender: Male
  • Give into love, or live in fear...
    • View Profile
Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #64 on: January 29, 2013, 08:44:36 AM »
Bachhe Man k sachhe..
Boy to his mom: Mumma mai kaise
paida hua ??
.
Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar
rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile.
.
Bache ne aisa hi kiya.
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme
1 mendak tha.
.
Bacha: gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale,
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri..:O :D: :P :D:

Offline -NK-

  • PJ Mutiyaar
  • Lumberdar/Lumberdarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 34
  • -Receive: 88
  • Posts: 2542
  • Tohar: 68
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #65 on: January 29, 2013, 08:46:55 AM »
:loll:..

Offline ѕʌɴɪʌ♥™

  • PJ Mutiyaar
  • Jimidar/Jimidarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 29
  • -Receive: 36
  • Posts: 1445
  • Tohar: 36
  • Gender: Female
  • Ciao.
    • View Profile
Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #66 on: January 29, 2013, 11:42:36 AM »
Bachhe Man k sachhe..
Boy to his mom: Mumma mai kaise
paida hua ??
.
Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar
rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile.
.
Bache ne aisa hi kiya.
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme
1 mendak tha.
.
Bacha: gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale,
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri..:O :D: :P :D:


 :D: :D: :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: oh man.  :laugh:

Offline la'Mafia £Mr. Dhillon$

  • PJ Gabru
  • Jimidar/Jimidarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 15
  • -Receive: 30
  • Posts: 1819
  • Tohar: 2
  • I TrUst U BlinDly but pLz never Prove Me a Blind..
    • View Profile
Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #67 on: January 29, 2013, 11:52:32 AM »
Santa : Ik Waari Main Chotta Hunda C , Main Qutub Minaar Ton Gir Gaya C .. Banta : Fir Mar Gaya C k Bach Gaya C ?? Santa : Mainu Yaad Nai Main Chotta Hunda C

Offline just Varun....

  • Naujawan
  • **
  • Like
  • -Given: 67
  • -Receive: 45
  • Posts: 340
  • Tohar: 46
  • Gender: Male
  • Give into love, or live in fear...
    • View Profile
Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #68 on: February 03, 2013, 02:04:14 PM »
A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you

know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : And do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: No!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone).....:D :P

Offline ਵਿਹਲਾ ਜੱਟ..ਕੱਡ ਕੇ ਹਟੁ ਤੇਰੇ ਵੱਟ

  • PJ Gabru
  • Lumberdar/Lumberdarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 153
  • -Receive: 94
  • Posts: 2979
  • Tohar: 88
  • Gender: Male
  • ਪੰਗੇਬਾਜ਼ ਸ੍ਹੌਕੀਨ ਜੱਟ
    • View Profile
    • http://www.facebook.com/jattattitudez
u r so hott
« Reply #69 on: February 06, 2013, 02:50:43 AM »
u r so hott   :D: :D: :D:

Offline @SeKhOn@

  • PJ Gabru
  • Raja/Rani
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 104
  • -Receive: 275
  • Posts: 9307
  • Tohar: 87
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #70 on: February 06, 2013, 03:09:53 AM »

Offline °◆SáŅj◆°

  • PJ Mutiyaar
  • Patvaari/Patvaaran
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 401
  • -Receive: 138
  • Posts: 4968
  • Tohar: 102
  • Gender: Female
  • ღ..ღ
    • View Profile
Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #71 on: February 06, 2013, 03:33:16 AM »
Hahah ..pooor chap freee d kha gya kutt :loll:

Offline just Varun....

  • Naujawan
  • **
  • Like
  • -Given: 67
  • -Receive: 45
  • Posts: 340
  • Tohar: 46
  • Gender: Male
  • Give into love, or live in fear...
    • View Profile
Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #72 on: February 07, 2013, 10:53:41 AM »
......................

Offline just Varun....

  • Naujawan
  • **
  • Like
  • -Given: 67
  • -Receive: 45
  • Posts: 340
  • Tohar: 46
  • Gender: Male
  • Give into love, or live in fear...
    • View Profile
Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #73 on: February 08, 2013, 02:57:25 PM »
Mother: "Johnny I'm sorry I slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father."

Johnny: "Mum, what rubbish! How could you! How am I to deal with this?! You should be hanged!"

Mother: "I am sorry baby, he was my first love and i could not marry him... Cause we are of different religion. He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever."

Johnny: "No I am speaking to no one. Mr Jackson Omollo is the only father I know and that will never change!"

Mother: "Please don't be so upset. Just talk to him."

Johnny: "Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!"

Phone: "Morning Son, I am Bill Gates. I am your real father."

Johnny: "Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!! I Love you so much Dad!!!!! I always knew there was something special about me." :D:

...
Teacher:"Tumne HOME WORK
kyu nahi kiya.. ??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Deadly answer given by
.
.
.
.
.
.
Me:"Sir kyuki main HOSTEL me
rehta hun " :D :p >_<
« Last Edit: February 09, 2013, 10:01:58 AM by ღ ʝØℛÐ₳ℕ ツ »

Offline just Varun....

  • Naujawan
  • **
  • Like
  • -Given: 67
  • -Receive: 45
  • Posts: 340
  • Tohar: 46
  • Gender: Male
  • Give into love, or live in fear...
    • View Profile
Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #74 on: February 10, 2013, 12:09:34 PM »
-------------------------------
A man got a call from unknown number...
Girl: Hi, r u single?
Man: Yes, but who r u?
Ans: Your wife.
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.

Another call from unknown number...

Girl: R u married?
Man: Yes, but who R u?
Girl: Your girlfriend,
U cheat!!
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.
Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte,
aaj tu bas ghar aaja..!


...
-------------------------------------
One Boy loved a girl but
Never proposed her.
One day he decided t0 tell
Her at 1:00am at Night..!!

He type:
.
.
.
"I Love You"
And sent it, after a few seconds
He got a msg but he
Decided to

See it the next day for
Surprise and slept..
.
.
.
Next day, he read the msg
And so shocked because,
It was written..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dear Customer,
Msg sending failed due to
Insufficient balance.
Plz recharge ur account..:D :O :P
« Last Edit: February 10, 2013, 03:18:46 PM by ღ ʝØℛÐ₳ℕ ツ »

Offline just Varun....

  • Naujawan
  • **
  • Like
  • -Given: 67
  • -Receive: 45
  • Posts: 340
  • Tohar: 46
  • Gender: Male
  • Give into love, or live in fear...
    • View Profile
Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #75 on: February 13, 2013, 10:47:42 AM »
Husabnd :- Janu ek kiss kar lu ??
.
Wife :- nahi,,
.
Husband :- Saree la dunga,,
.
Wife :- Bilkul nahi,,
.
Husband :- Jwellery la dunga,,
.
Wife :- Ek bar bola na nahi,,
.
Pass me soya hua Beta bola,,
.
.
.
"Meri le lo Cycle hi la dena" :p=D

Online -Myself-Ghaint- :)

  • PJ Gabru
  • Jimidar/Jimidarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 4
  • -Receive: 9
  • Posts: 1013
  • Tohar: 10
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« Reply #76 on: September 02, 2014, 01:42:13 AM »
hahaha

 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
11 Replies
1238 Views
Last post May 04, 2012, 09:00:03 AM
by Rurr Jana ( ਰੂੜ੍ਹ ਜਾਨਾ )
4 Replies
967 Views
Last post September 26, 2008, 11:42:51 PM
by ●๋•dểکí вïllø
22 Replies
1458 Views
Last post July 15, 2009, 10:47:17 AM
by ŠukħМ∂иî
3 Replies
685 Views
Last post March 24, 2012, 05:08:01 AM
by amy4162
8 Replies
633 Views
Last post August 24, 2009, 07:58:27 PM
by Insane
4 Replies
312 Views
Last post July 10, 2010, 07:02:45 PM
by _noXiouS_
17 Replies
991 Views
Last post December 20, 2010, 05:16:09 PM
by @@JeEt@@
3 Replies
309 Views
Last post August 06, 2011, 02:13:03 AM
by ~MarJana GiLL~
1 Replies
246 Views
Last post August 09, 2011, 05:53:47 AM
by anonymous
4 Replies
311 Views
Last post August 20, 2011, 02:35:08 AM
by ~MarJana GiLL~

* Who's Online

* Recent Posts

Song ur listening to? by ਚੰਿਗਅਾੜੀ
[Today at 04:29:39 PM]


TUHADI "PJ" JOIN KARAN DI WAJAH DASSO!!! by Gabbar Singhh
[Today at 04:27:52 PM]


ਗੁਰਦੁਆਰਾ ਪੰਜਾ ਸਾਹਿਬ ::: ( ਹਸਨ ਅਬਦਾਲ ਪਾਕਿਸਤਾਨ) by Sandeep_Kaur
[Today at 04:07:39 PM]


I can't be with you if... by ਚੰਿਗਅਾੜੀ
[Today at 03:12:22 PM]


Oh Kudi kyun mere te mardi aa_______ by jαтт dєѕι ηα lαιĸ тєяє
[Today at 03:09:28 PM]


tusi bohut _______ ho ?? by jαтт dєѕι ηα lαιĸ тєяє
[Today at 03:06:03 PM]


tusi kehrhi cheez dekh k bohut khush hunde o?? by jαтт dєѕι ηα lαιĸ тєяє
[Today at 03:02:50 PM]


tusi kehra fruit like karde ? by jαтт dєѕι ηα lαιĸ тєяє
[Today at 02:54:05 PM]


Sikh Temple in Dubai by jαтт dєѕι ηα lαιĸ тєяє
[Today at 02:52:08 PM]


Arabic cities - مدن عربية by gujjar no1
[Today at 12:38:51 PM]


kudi kadey mundey di majburi kyun nahi samajhdi by ਮਾਲਵੇ ਦਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ-°•ℋŐПΞŶ ŚℐПĞℋ..●•٠
[Today at 12:08:36 PM]


de rabba honsla mere wich ous kudi nu porpose karn layi.... by ਮਾਲਵੇ ਦਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ-°•ℋŐПΞŶ ŚℐПĞℋ..●•٠
[Today at 12:03:28 PM]


5aban JaTTI(anoop) aka тяιραт кαυя PJ Mutiyaar Promotion by $|-|€R¡ff
[Today at 12:00:53 PM]


funny lines from ur parents jado tuhanu oh tuhanu computer te baithe dekde aa.. by ਮਾਲਵੇ ਦਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ-°•ℋŐПΞŶ ŚℐПĞℋ..●•٠
[Today at 11:55:02 AM]


"Pj members baare apni apni soch dasso" by ਮਾਲਵੇ ਦਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ-°•ℋŐПΞŶ ŚℐПĞℋ..●•٠
[Today at 11:49:56 AM]


mere poetry karn di wajah......ki hai....oh likhan di koshish kiti hai by ਮਾਲਵੇ ਦਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ-°•ℋŐПΞŶ ŚℐПĞℋ..●•٠
[Today at 11:45:01 AM]


>>> Kuch sher unke naam ... by ਮਾਲਵੇ ਦਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ-°•ℋŐПΞŶ ŚℐПĞℋ..●•٠
[Today at 11:27:33 AM]


suggestion for the poets by ♥(ਛੱਲਾ)♥
[Today at 10:39:36 AM]


dasso v nikki mere naal kyun nai boldi by ♥(ਛੱਲਾ)♥
[Today at 03:09:59 AM]


mundey yarr bohut boldi ... by ♥(ਛੱਲਾ)♥
[Today at 03:04:00 AM]


Live Radio Request maroo!!! by -sArKaRi_SaAnD-
[Today at 02:01:17 AM]


karame de viyaah te pj wallia di story ... lol padho te lavo nazare :P by ਕਰਮਵੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ
[Today at 12:39:40 AM]


90's Hit songs Collection by Reet Gill by Mr_Riight
[September 16, 2014, 11:20:38 PM]


Gurbani shabad collection by janta by Noor k
[September 16, 2014, 10:42:42 PM]


ABC Game by jαтт dєѕι ηα lαιĸ тєяє
[September 16, 2014, 03:31:23 PM]