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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #140 on: April 10, 2012, 07:55:57 AM »
jma toxic aa apna eh ta  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #140 on: April 10, 2012, 07:55:57 AM »

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #141 on: April 10, 2012, 08:00:30 AM »
haye old days 8->

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #142 on: April 10, 2012, 08:04:31 AM »
ya i missed mine too some tym i visit my school to regain them it's osum to be there

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #143 on: February 27, 2014, 02:55:45 AM »
" teacher " ਕਲਾਸ ਿਵਚ ਕਿਹੰਦੀ "

ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਿਵਚੋ ਿਜਹੜਾ ਕਲਾਸ ਿਵਚ ਅੰਦਰ ਆਉਣ ਲਈ ਸਬ ਤੋ ਛੋਟਾ word ਬੋਲੇ ਕੇ ਕਲਾਸ ਦੇ ਅੰਦਰ " ਆਵੈਗਾ " "
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ਮੈ ਉਹਨੰ◌ੂ ਇਨਾਮ ਦਵਾ ਗੀ " 500 ਰੁਿਪਆ " "
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" bombay " ਬੱਚਾ " my i coming to the ਕਲਾਸ
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" teacher " ਨਹੀ ਏ ਤਾ ਬਹੁਤ ਵੱਡਾ word ਆ "
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" Delhi " ਬੱਚਾ " ਮੈ ਅੰਦਰ ਆ ਸਕਤਾ ਹੂੰ "
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ਮੈਡਮ " ਨਹੀ ਏ ਵੀ ਬਹੁਤ ਵੱਡਾ word ਆ "
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." " ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਬੱਚਾ " ਆਵਾ " :D: :D:
« Last Edit: February 27, 2014, 03:11:17 AM by Kanwar Kang »

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #144 on: March 29, 2014, 11:36:17 PM »


To
The Principal
High school
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi,
500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya…

Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla,
ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia…
Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash..
Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi…

Aapka pyara
Vidyarthi..
Chappal Chor Das
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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #145 on: March 29, 2014, 11:38:32 PM »


 
  Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: Samajhdar
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: BOYFRIEND 
 
 :D: :D:


...
Boring  :pagel:
« Last Edit: March 30, 2014, 12:09:37 AM by vishal soni »

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #146 on: September 02, 2014, 01:40:40 AM »
lol

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #147 on: March 23, 2015, 10:56:47 PM »
Hehhe funny jokes all of them

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #148 on: May 22, 2015, 10:43:23 AM »
some old but gold

...
2050:
1st std ka bacha apni miss se kehta hai.
main app ko kaisa lagta hoon?

Miss: so sweet !

Bacha: to phir main apne ammi abbu ko app k ghar kab bhejun.

Miss: wo kyon?

Bacha: taa k wo hmari baat aage chalayen,

Miss: ye kya bakwaas hai !

Bacha: tution parnhe k liye ..

mera sher .. pj te gaah pake aya ni fer

 

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