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Crash Report
« on: December 22, 2009, 06:59:41 AM »
As he reviewed pilot crash reports, an Air Force military science professor stumbled upon this understated entry:  "After catastrophic engine failure, I landed long.  As I had no power, the landing gear failed to deploy and no braking was available.  I bounced over the stone wall at the end of the runway, struck the trailer of a truck while crossing the perimeter road, crashed through the guardrail, grazed off a large pine tree, ran over a tractor parked in the adjacent field and hit another tree.  Then I lost control."
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Re: Crash Report
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2009, 10:15:41 PM »
hawai jahaj chala rea c ja fer scootri :laugh: :laugh: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Crash Report
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2009, 01:39:08 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 22, 2009, 10:15:41 PM
hawai jahaj chala rea c ja fer scootri :laugh: :laugh: :hehe: :hehe:
wife apne hubby nu fone te boli, ghar agg lag gai c ik pasa ghar da sar gaya. kuri di baah fracture ho gi te munde de bike da accident ho gaya. ma slip kar gai te meri disc slip ho gi..tu apna dass ethe sab teek haiga :happy:
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Re: Crash Report
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2009, 01:42:27 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 01:39:08 AM
wife apne hubby nu fone te boli, ghar agg lag gai c ik pasa ghar da sar gaya. kuri di baah fracture ho gi te munde de bike da accident ho gaya. ma slip kar gai te meri disc slip ho gi..tu apna dass ethe sab teek haiga :happy:
haye oyeeee buri khabar aundi aa tad charo paso aundi aa :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Crash Report
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2009, 01:46:59 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 23, 2009, 01:42:27 AM
haye oyeeee buri khabar aundi aa tad charo paso aundi aa :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh:
:loll: ina kuch ho gaya par pher b sab teek haiga. ik na punjabi industrialist america gaya latest machinery len li apni factory vaste.machinery ta 2-3 din vich le li pher pe gaya goria de chakkar vich. api wife nu fone to bolia menu 10-15 din hor lag jane mein aje machinery khred reha. wife samj gai bari chalak c..hubby nu boli mein sab samjhdi aa sidha ho ke ghar wapas aaja ni ta jo tu khred reha ma ethe bechna shuru kar dena :happy:
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Re: Crash Report
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2009, 01:57:27 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 01:46:59 AM
:loll: ina kuch ho gaya par pher b sab teek haiga. ik na punjabi industrialist america gaya latest machinery len li apni factory vaste.machinery ta 2-3 din vich le li pher pe gaya goria de chakkar vich. api wife nu fone to bolia menu 10-15 din hor lag jane mein aje machinery khred reha. wife samj gai bari chalak c..hubby nu boli mein sab samjhdi aa sidha ho ke ghar wapas aaja ni ta jo tu khred reha ma ethe bechna shuru kar dena :happy:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: haye oye ... wife nu chalak hona h painda aa  :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Crash Report
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2009, 02:02:27 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 23, 2009, 01:57:27 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: haye oye ... wife nu chalak hona h painda aa  :hehe: :hehe:
saria chalak hundia
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Re: Crash Report
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2009, 02:10:23 AM »
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Re: Crash Report
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2009, 02:14:29 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 23, 2009, 02:10:23 AM
lol hona painda aa
rabb ne pehla hi chalak banaya :happy:
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Re: Crash Report
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2009, 02:16:31 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 02:14:29 AM
rabb ne pehla hi chalak banaya :happy:
aho husband tan jime bade sau hunde ne..scootri te piche wife bathai hundi aa tan v raste te jandi har kudi nu vekhde jande aa :huhh: :huhh:
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Re: Crash Report
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2009, 02:23:01 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 23, 2009, 02:16:31 AM
aho husband tan jime bade sau hunde ne..scootri te piche wife bathai hundi aa tan v raste te jandi har kudi nu vekhde jande aa :huhh: :huhh:
le scooter akh band kr ke koun chalanda..accident na ho jave...bande di soch ni buri honi chahida
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Re: Crash Report
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2009, 02:24:20 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 02:23:01 AM
le scooter akh band kr ke koun chalanda..accident na ho jave...bande di soch ni buri honi chahida
te scooter sidhi buthi krke chala lao...ale dwale ki jhankde oo  :huhh: :huhh:
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Re: Crash Report
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2009, 02:26:37 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 23, 2009, 02:24:20 AM
te scooter sidhi buthi krke chala lao...ale dwale ki jhankde oo  :huhh: :huhh:
ki pta lgda jwaka da koi left side to daurda aa janda koi right side to ....bibi drive krde hoye har passe dekhna penda :lost: apni soch teek karo
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Re: Crash Report
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2009, 02:29:25 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 02:26:37 AM
ki pta lgda jwaka da koi left side to daurda aa janda koi right side to ....bibi drive krde hoye har passe dekhna penda :lost: apni soch teek karo
ma tan enj vekhdi n.... ma v chaluni aa scootri huuhhh.. vekhde tan enj aa jive vekh h kha jan ge huuhhhhh  :huhh:
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Re: Crash Report
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2009, 02:35:11 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 23, 2009, 02:29:25 AM
ma tan enj vekhdi n.... ma v chaluni aa scootri huuhhh.. vekhde tan enj aa jive vekh h kha jan ge huuhhhhh  :huhh:
ma ni manda teri gall
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Re: Crash Report
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2009, 02:37:09 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 02:35:11 AM
ma ni manda teri gall
tu kiyu manani aa tu tan ajj aven krda hona  :huhh: :huhh:
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Re: Crash Report
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2009, 02:46:09 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 23, 2009, 02:37:09 AM
tu kiyu manani aa tu tan ajj aven krda hona  :huhh: :huhh:
le kuria ta jinwe akh band kar ke drive kardia. ma dekhi teri post. ik munda d pic lai hoi te saria kuria kardia menu ta eda da hi chahida. all are drooling ova dt pic :lost: ese kr ke ta ma pic ni landa apne profile te :laugh:
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Re: Crash Report
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2009, 02:51:20 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 02:46:09 AM
le kuria ta jinwe akh band kar ke drive kardia. ma dekhi teri post. ik munda d pic lai hoi te saria kuria kardia menu ta eda da hi chahida. all are drooling ova dt pic :lost: ese kr ke ta ma pic ni landa apne profile te :laugh:
aho aho dekhiyea ma tenu gore bandar
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: aya vadda
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Re: Crash Report
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2009, 02:57:24 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 23, 2009, 02:51:20 AM
aho aho dekhiyea ma tenu gore bandar
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: aya vadda
bas make up ni karda :happy: kuri te munde vich kuch ta fark chahida..par aj kal ta kuria kuria naal vya karn nu tyar haigi pher munda b kuria verga hove ki fark penda :lost:
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Re: Crash Report
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2009, 02:59:14 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 02:57:24 AM
bas make up ni karda :happy: kuri te munde vich kuch ta fark chahida..par aj kal ta kuria kuria naal vya karn nu tyar haigi pher munda b kuria verga hove ki fark penda :lost:
hahahahahahhaa lolzzzz. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: kaljug aa gea hun tan pura
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