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Conversation With Software Engineers (Girls Must Read It)
« on: November 25, 2009, 05:53:32 PM »
Never marry a software engineer. Just have a look at this conversation and then decide Yourself.

Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife – would you like to have some snacks? Husband – hard disk full.

Wife – have you brought the saree. Husband – Bad command or file name.

Wife – but I told you about it in morning Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife – Oh God !forget it where’s your salary. Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife – at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping. Husband – sharing violation, access denied.

Wife – I made a mistake in marrying you. Husband – data type mismatch.

Wife – you are useless. Husband – by default.

Wife – who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife – what is the relation between you & your Receptionist? Husband – the only user with write permission.


Wife – what is my value in your life? Husband – unknown virus detected.

Wife – do you love me or your computer? Husband – Too many parameters.

Wife – I will go to my dad’s house. Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife – I will leave you forever. Husband – close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife – it is worthless talking to you. Husband – shut down the computer.

Wife – I am going Husband – Its now safe to turn off your computer.


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Re: Conversation With Software Engineers (Girls Must Read It)
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2009, 10:30:28 PM »
haha husband is a computer himself

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Re: Conversation With Software Engineers (Girls Must Read It)
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2009, 10:32:23 PM »
haha husband is a computer himself
warning for gals who date software engineers :superhappy:

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Re: Conversation With Software Engineers (Girls Must Read It)
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2009, 10:48:59 PM »
agar kudi h software engg hove ferrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :hehe:

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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2009, 10:04:03 AM »
agar kudi h software engg hove ferrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :hehe:
sab ulta pher :happy:

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Re: Conversation With Software Engineers (Girls Must Read It)
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2009, 04:37:22 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
tu je s/w engineer hai ta ikko heart vich logg in karna  :loll:

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Re: Conversation With Software Engineers (Girls Must Read It)
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2009, 04:38:53 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2009, 04:40:59 AM »
tu je s/w engineer hai ta ikko heart vich logg in karna  :loll:
kiyu munde do heart ch log in krde aa  :hehe:

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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2009, 04:42:22 AM »

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Re: Conversation With Software Engineers (Girls Must Read It)
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2011, 06:22:52 AM »
:D: :D: vadia :D: :D: :D: turn of your computer :D: :D:

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Re: Conversation With Software Engineers (Girls Must Read It)
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2011, 05:29:49 AM »
Haha software engineers are awesome.

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Re: Conversation With Software Engineers (Girls Must Read It)
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2011, 05:39:33 AM »
kiyu munde do heart ch log in krde aa  :hehe:

Kudia nallo ghat hi karde ne :hehe:

 

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