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Canadian Driving
« on: November 22, 2009, 02:02:33 AM »
How to identify a Canadian driver:
1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: MONTREAL
2. – One hand on wheel, one finger out window: TORONTO
3. – One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: OTTAWA
4. – Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: SASKATOON, but driving in TORONTO
5. – Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in the back seat: QUEBEC CITY
6. – One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: VANCOUVER
7. – One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the brake and both feet on the accelerator, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: RED DEER
8. – Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on the floor, raccoon tails attached to the antenna: PRINCE GEORGE
9. – Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield driving 40 km/hr on Hwy 1 in the left lane with the left blinker on: VICTORIA
10. – One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scrapper in hand out front window scrapping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing Share The Land, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: WINNIPEG


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Canadian Driving
« on: November 22, 2009, 02:02:33 AM »

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Re: Canadian Driving
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2009, 11:28:56 PM »
canada rockssssssssssssssssss  :hehe: :hehe: :balle: :balle: :balle: :superhappy: :superhappy:

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Re: Canadian Driving
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2009, 12:54:46 AM »
One hand on horn , one hand on gear, hand on steering wheels and hand outside to swear people,
one eye on the roadside people, one eye at the back ,eye on the road , eye on the girls passing.
fone in the lap talking to a gf
driving like crazy , never see the traffic lights..where speed has no limits
well
thats India!

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Re: Canadian Driving
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2009, 12:57:35 AM »
One hand on horn , one hand on gear, hand on steering wheels and hand outside to swear people,
one eye on the roadside people, one eye at the back ,eye on the road , eye on the girls passing.
fone in the lap talking to a gf
driving like crazy , never see the traffic lights..where speed has no limits
well
thats India!

india tan fer india aa  :pagel:

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Re: Canadian Driving
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2009, 01:00:45 AM »
india tan fer india aa  :pagel:
mei ta india aya si sirf 2 saal bad par mera ta 2-3 din jigra hi nahi peya .mei keha aah ki aa horn hi bajai jande aa .koi rule ni traffic lights da koi dekhda nhai..
fer mei apna CBZ kaddeya mai os te shuru hoya fer masi jake safari nu hath paya.
cars are smaller as compared to australia. safari was like 3 litre diesel. mine was 4 litre petrol..
menu ta safari bekar lagii... dad ji kehnde jide paise lage aa ohnu puch

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Re: Canadian Driving
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2009, 03:05:07 AM »
canada rockssssssssssssssssss  :hehe: :hehe: :balle: :balle: :balle: :superhappy: :superhappy:
yea it does but under shadows of US  :happy:

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Re: Canadian Driving
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2009, 03:05:48 AM »
yea it does but under shadows of US  :happy:
chal fer both rocks  :superhappy: :superhappy:

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Re: Canadian Driving
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2009, 03:06:33 AM »
One hand on horn , one hand on gear, hand on steering wheels and hand outside to swear people,
one eye on the roadside people, one eye at the back ,eye on the road , eye on the girls passing.
fone in the lap talking to a gf
driving like crazy , never see the traffic lights..where speed has no limits
well
thats India!

bungee jumping is less adventurous then driving in India :happy:

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Re: Canadian Driving
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2009, 03:07:50 AM »
bungee jumping is less adventurous then driving in India :happy:
yeh mera indiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i love mah indiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Re: Canadian Driving
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2009, 03:31:26 AM »
yeh mera indiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i love mah indiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
vyah karwa le india naal pher

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Re: Canadian Driving
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2009, 03:32:35 AM »
vyah karwa le india naal pher
india nal vyah kime hunda aa??
ah v dasdoji  :loll:

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Re: Canadian Driving
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2009, 03:34:57 AM »
india nal vyah kime hunda aa??
ah v dasdoji  :loll:
:happy: meri mtlb indian nal. ikk hi bakra banu. sara india ta bachuga

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Re: Canadian Driving
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2009, 03:36:02 AM »
:happy: meri mtlb indian nal. ikk hi bakra banu. sara india ta bachuga
hehhehehehhe  :loll: :loll: :loll: bakri nal kri tu vyah

ma tan karunga prince  nal vyah  8->

haye meraaaaaaaaaaaa raj kumar kad auga  :pagel: :superhappy:

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Re: Canadian Driving
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2009, 03:37:05 AM »
hehhehehehhe  :loll: :loll: :loll: bakri nal kri tu vyah

ma tan karunga prince  nal vyah  8->

haye meraaaaaaaaaaaa raj kumar kad auga  :pagel: :superhappy:
jado uska bure din auga :hehe:

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Re: Canadian Driving
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2009, 03:38:45 AM »
jado uska bure din auga :hehe:
shut ju up
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mere frnds kehnde aa he ll lucky1 jinu ma milungi huuh :huhh: oh gal alag aa mom ulta sochde aa :loll:

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Re: Canadian Driving
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2009, 03:42:23 AM »
shut ju up
 :huhh: :huhh: :huhh:

mere frnds kehnde aa he ll lucky1 jinu ma milungi huuh :huhh: oh gal alag aa mom ulta sochde aa :loll:
tohde frends tohdi company vich rah ke ulta sochna seekh gaye. Their flattering hs gone into your head...asli zindgi jeo aunti jee :happy:

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Re: Canadian Driving
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2009, 03:47:20 AM »
tohde frends tohdi company vich rah ke ulta sochna seekh gaye. Their flattering hs gone into your head...asli zindgi jeo aunti jee :happy:
nah ma n jeeni asli jindagi babaji

 

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