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★The FiGht Started★
« on: April 30, 2009, 04:14:13 PM »
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'
 
I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...
 
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.


She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started...

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...

So, I took her to a gas station..

And then the fight started...


************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? "

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....

************ :laugh: ********* ********* ********* ********* :laugh: *******
« Last Edit: April 30, 2009, 04:22:29 PM by HE╚╚bOY »
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