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« on: April 08, 2011, 02:10:56 PM »
according to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all of the questions wrong. But many pre-school children got several correct answers. Andersen Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
Q1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct Answer
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
Q2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer:
Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
Q3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer:
The elephant, since it is still in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
Q4. There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:
You swim across. All of the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

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test urself
« on: April 08, 2011, 02:10:56 PM »

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Re: test urself
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2011, 02:45:42 PM »
 :laugh:  Damn it!!! 1 right.

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Re: test urself
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2014, 08:30:30 AM »
2 sehi kite ! :hehe:

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Re: test urself
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2014, 09:00:56 AM »
:D: :D: ajj sare murde ukhaad dene tu :D:

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Re: test urself
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2014, 09:04:40 AM »
:D: :D: ajj sare murde ukhaad dene tu :D:

Rooha to hor ki expect karde tusi :D:

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Re: test urself
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2014, 09:08:42 AM »
Mainu ajtak idda di kahroodi rooh de darshan ni hoye c ta hairani hoyi :D:

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Re: test urself
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2014, 02:33:20 PM »
yaar eh tan greji vich ne mainu tan samajh hi nahi aayya ik v,,,,,,, :anger: :dnk:idk:

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Re: test urself
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2014, 08:29:03 PM »
:D: i got 3 and 4 right :won:

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Re: test urself
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2014, 12:36:00 AM »
fridge saari tu janwraa naal bharr ti... :anger:


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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2014, 06:47:07 AM »
i got 0 :D:

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