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Negotiation Skills - very clever
« on: February 11, 2011, 04:31:27 AM »
INDIAN SCHOOL of BUSINESS - LESSON 1

Rajpat (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!" 
Rajpat: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.." 
Son: "Well, in that case... ok" Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.

Rajpat: "I have a husband for your daughter...." 
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!" 
Rajpat: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." 
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... ok"

Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Rajpat: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.." 
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!" 
Rajpat: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law." 
President: "Ah, in that case... ok"

And that my friend, is how Indians do business ;) ... lol

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Negotiation Skills - very clever
« on: February 11, 2011, 04:31:27 AM »

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Re: Negotiation Skills - very clever
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2011, 04:38:11 AM »
Hahahaha old joke but still funny.

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Re: Negotiation Skills - very clever
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2011, 04:43:40 AM »
Hahahaha old joke but still funny.
even u r a baby but having gud understanding skills :Laugh:

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Re: Negotiation Skills - very clever
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2011, 05:26:35 AM »
even u r a baby but having gud understanding skills :Laugh:
I'm not a baby.  /:)

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Re: Negotiation Skills - very clever
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2011, 06:57:53 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2011, 04:34:28 AM »

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Re: Negotiation Skills - very clever
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2011, 09:31:29 AM »
lol

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Re: Negotiation Skills - very clever
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2011, 09:54:23 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: kujh is tera sade naal v hoyia hai lol

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« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2011, 04:01:32 AM »

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Re: Negotiation Skills - very clever
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2011, 04:11:20 AM »
:hehe::huhh:

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Re: Negotiation Skills - very clever
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2011, 09:23:07 AM »
lol so.. cute

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Re: Negotiation Skills - very clever
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2011, 04:24:25 AM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D: sahi a

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Re: Negotiation Skills - very clever
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2011, 06:30:41 AM »
hahaha sakeeemi bande ya :hehe:

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Re: Negotiation Skills - very clever
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2012, 05:32:22 AM »
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