Software Engineer and his wife
 

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
 

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
 

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
 

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
 

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
 

Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
 

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
 

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
 

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
 

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
 

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
 

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
 

Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
 

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
 

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
 

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer