My Dear SweetHeart,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.

I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function 

Balleeee. . . Upar diyan 2-3 lines chad k baki yaadaa tar uparo ee lang geya. . . .eni greji ta mere dada ji ni smjh sakde, ta main kehade khet di muli aa. . . .kyu k aapa bande v desi aa te parde v eda da ee aa

 

mitra da v haal tere vala he aa grwal 22 

 

das tusi kyu tension lai li. . . . . . .evhe raun lag gaye. . . . .oh chado math teacher nu ohda v math mera class vicho sarea toh best c. . . . Outstanding performance hundi c meri, alwayz top krda c. . . . , 100 vich kadhi 10, kadhi 3, ik var ta world cho top kar lea pure 0 number aaye c mainu. . . .pta mainu class vich sanmaan v kita geya. . . . .ji hor v outstanding performance rahida par jayada ni dasda nahi showoff ho jana

ena honhar math student mera frnd aa 
 
im proud of u 

oh lai 2-4 saal hor pad lainda ta pure punjab nu maan hona c. . . . . . . Oh ta mera ji ni kita nahi ta hor v wade wade record bana daine c main . . . ,

sahi hai bai ji eda de honhar student di taa pj nuu v lohr aa 

oh mera vadaa pra. . . . . .sachi praaaaaa ta ee ta main pj te aayea k jhede bachea nu math ch prb aa ohna nu knwld de saka ta jo oh v meri tarah honhaar banan. . . . .hai k nahi veere

Ago kudi v primary school ch masterni c ohne jvab dita " ve tu haiga kehda na tinna ch na tera ch , tere barge veeh ture firde iki duki, chup karke  nau do gyara hoja , je vahli panj sat kiti ta fer bhave 26 banje 21 de 31 modugi"
Hahahahaha la lao sahb