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« on: January 02, 2010, 07:41:50 AM »
 IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
 YOU GET 12 YEARS
  HARD LABOR.
 
 IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU
 ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
 
 
 IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU
 GET SHOT.
 
 
 
 IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
 ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
 
 
 
 IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU
 MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
 
 
 
 IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
 YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
 
 
 
 IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU
 WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO
  ROT.
 
 
 IF YOU CROSS THE
 CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU
 GET A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
 WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR
 A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH
 CARE, A LOBBYIST IN OTTAWA AND IN MANY INSTANCES YOU CAN
 VOTE.

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« on: January 02, 2010, 07:41:50 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2010, 07:44:00 AM »
lagDa Tu CrOSs KITe C.  :LOL:

aND INDiaN BORder DA vi DAs DInde .?

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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2010, 07:46:59 AM »
hahaha imma gona go cross canadian border yay!

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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2010, 07:48:37 AM »
laDa Tu CrOSs KITe C.  :LOL:

aND INDiaN BORder DA vi DAs DInde .?

Hor raaz kiddan pata laggay?

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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2010, 07:51:51 AM »
Hor raaz kiddan pata laggay?

u MIGht HAve EvryTHng. .and u might got the auth. to vote also .:wow:

lagda cross karni peni a candian border..

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« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2010, 07:53:26 AM »
LoL.

Yea I have the right to vote par kardi nahi. BS politics.

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« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2010, 07:56:15 AM »
KP eh Ta DASo .. Vi INDian BORder da DASyna BHUl GYE ..

jINA MENu PAta OH BAnda Aure POitiCian ban JYu ga

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« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2010, 07:58:26 AM »
Hmm..

Menu ta Indian border plane wich cross karna aunda.
 Pehla othay customs walay magar pehnde..fer saman chukkan walay.
Je otho bach jao fer shotay shotay bache paise mangde.
Je ohna ta bach jao, fer kisse na kisse family member nu kuch na kuch chaida.

Loki darde koshish hi nahi karde border cross karan di. LOL

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« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2010, 08:02:26 AM »
LOL

pHIR Eh teRRoRisT Ta KARi JANde A OHnu .nu MILna PENa. .Vi KOY karde O

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« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2010, 08:05:05 AM »
LOL

ohna nu ki kehna. oh ta hunde pagal ne.

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« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2010, 08:08:39 AM »
dNT WRry OHNa NU TUhada Add. dina ..phir they also get all the facilites provided ..

:haPpY:

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« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2010, 08:09:40 AM »
Ethay pehla hi bahut haige ne.

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« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2010, 08:12:02 AM »
YA I goT ONE GUeSs

THtz KP :wORied:

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« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2010, 08:13:27 AM »
LOL. Yea right.

Mere kol AK47 haini just shoes/purses hunde.

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« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2010, 08:16:40 AM »
purse vich ki pata ki hovye ...aND U dnT NEed AK47 or any other tye of sub machine gun

shoes keda ghat nye kuttan nu .:LOL:

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« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2010, 08:17:58 AM »
LOL. Eh vi theek ah.

 

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