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HUSBAND ON SALE..... ;)
« on: February 04, 2013, 01:54:23 PM »
A store that sells husbands has just opened in a City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but
you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

FLOOR 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

FLOOR 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

FLOOR 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

FLOOR 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

FLOOR 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

FLOOR 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.. Thank you for shopping at the HUSBAND STORE. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
... :D: :D: :D: :D:

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HUSBAND ON SALE..... ;)
« on: February 04, 2013, 01:54:23 PM »

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Re: HUSBAND ON SALE..... ;)
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2013, 03:42:21 PM »
enaa dukhii a loki ? lol

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Re: HUSBAND ON SALE..... ;)
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2013, 05:41:34 PM »
hahaha :laugh: bahut wadiya :D:

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Re: HUSBAND ON SALE..... ;)
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2013, 06:15:33 PM »
this sounds so much like something I would do :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: HUSBAND ON SALE..... ;)
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2013, 11:15:09 PM »
hahahaha great! :D:

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Re: HUSBAND ON SALE..... ;)
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2013, 11:16:15 PM »
this sounds so much like something I would do :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:loll: I knew that... ;)

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« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2013, 11:21:17 PM »
hahahahha....
hey she probably wanted to make sure she didnt miss out on anything :P

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ehe socho je wife labhan jana hunda ....
stage 1
stage 2
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...
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would you like to see whats at stage 6 ;)

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Re: HUSBAND ON SALE..... ;)
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2013, 12:09:31 AM »
yup.. but finally she missed everything available to her... ;)
      
still don't lose hope lets go for another  shop... :loll:

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Re: HUSBAND ON SALE..... ;)
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2013, 12:17:41 AM »
lolz yup yup for sure

india ali shop sab toh best a mom dad khud he ghar leya leya ke ik toh ik peesh e khidmat karde ne :P

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Re: HUSBAND ON SALE..... ;)
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2013, 12:29:19 AM »
Ouch! :loll=D>

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Re: HUSBAND ON SALE..... ;)
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2013, 12:31:52 AM »
wow eh din he reh gaya see lol whats next FAMILY ON SALE?

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Re: HUSBAND ON SALE..... ;)
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2013, 03:34:51 AM »
:loll: ye toh bila wajha bezati ho gey

 

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