Author Topic: how would mumbai tapori give an advertisement in matrimonial.;;; (Read 11343 times)

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **on:** May 01, 2009, 11:52:22 PM »

Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal, wajan 80 killo aur 5 1/ 2 phoot height kya, poora kasrat body !!!…abhi wo bole to, kya hai na apun ko bhi life me settle hone ka maangta, isiliye yeah adverteezment apun paper me chaap riye la hai…Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai, bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar kya hai naa baap, apun ka bhi izzat hai markit me!!! Apun ko bhi public shaadi-biyah me bolati hai woh bhi izzat se! Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai…buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, abhi daaru kon nahi pita - yaar. Akkha bada bada log apun log se jaasti chada leta hai…Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai… Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha, aik dam patakha…thoda padi likhi hongi to chalenga kion ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye saala apun ko 25 log ka hath pair jodna padta hai…Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik dam sudhar jaayinga iman se…apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori banayinga…bole to Tapori Doctor,Tapori computer waala aur bhi bohat kuch…Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line nahi denga…Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki family ka lafda nahi maangta hai…han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya! Koi saala beech mein aayenga to uska game baja dalenga. Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka kya!

Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,
Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,
ShanPatti Nagar,
Hairan Gali No. 420,
Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area.

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** May 01, 2009, 11:52:22 PM »

-- · « **Reply #1 on:** May 01, 2009, 11:54:08 PM »

naaaaaaa eh ni padh sakdi...ehnaa wadda mood ni aa hunne :hehe:

Apun Ne Breakfast nahi kiyaa...Woh Kya Huaa Apun Uthne Mein Let Ho geyaa Re Bhedo :hehe:

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #2 on:** May 01, 2009, 11:58:27 PM »

phitte haal..apun bhi abhi utheyla hai...apun bhi chala nahane aur roti kha k chala kam par....k chali gi saath kya..aati kya san antonio....ha. :hehe: :hehe:

-- · « **Reply #3 on:** May 02, 2009, 12:00:12 AM »

bhedo abhi apun ko bahut saare kaam hai.......apun ko to breakfast bhi ni milegaa bhedo :marro:

MANJOT · « **Reply #4 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:04:12 AM »

one cup tea
one cup bear
o my dear
happy new year

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #5 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:05:40 AM »

Quote from: ਚੀਮਾਂ ਬਾਈ ਜੀ...... on May 01, 2009, 11:52:22 PM

Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal, wajan 80 killo aur 5 1/ 2 phoot height kya, poora kasrat body !!!…abhi wo bole to, kya hai na apun ko bhi life me settle hone ka maangta, isiliye yeah adverteezment apun paper me chaap riye la hai…Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai, bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar kya hai naa baap, apun ka bhi izzat hai markit me!!! Apun ko bhi public shaadi-biyah me bolati hai woh bhi izzat se! Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai…buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, abhi daaru kon nahi pita - yaar. Akkha bada bada log apun log se jaasti chada leta hai…Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai… Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha, aik dam patakha…thoda padi likhi hongi to chalenga kion ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye saala apun ko 25 log ka hath pair jodna padta hai…Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik dam sudhar jaayinga iman se…apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori banayinga…bole to Tapori Doctor,Tapori computer waala aur bhi bohat kuch…Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line nahi denga…Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki family ka lafda nahi maangta hai…han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya! Koi saala beech mein aayenga to uska game baja dalenga. Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka kya!

Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,
Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,
ShanPatti Nagar,
Hairan Gali No. 420,
Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area.

lolzzzzzzzzzz......nice one :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #6 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:13:03 AM »

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: hai koi kuri jehri pasand kardi hove .... :laugh:

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #7 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:15:17 AM »

aho mumbai vich hou koi tapori kudi lolzzzzzzzzzzzz :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #8 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:23:38 AM »

labbhni paini... :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: koi gareeb ki suno alllah tuamri sune ga.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #9 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:29:27 AM »

lolzzzzzzzzzzzz :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #10 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:43:33 AM »

koi sunu k nahi.... :sad: :sad:

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #11 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:48:31 AM »

naaaaaaaa................... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #12 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:52:31 AM »

koi ni fer main chak hi leyouni....hik de jor te....bhurahhhhhh :marro: :marro:

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #13 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:53:59 AM »

lolzzzzzzzzz ashhya :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #14 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:55:28 AM »

chak te main leyau par vich punjab police na aave... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #15 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:57:07 AM »

lolzzzzzzzzzzz oh ta fer auni ae aa...........lolzzzzzzzzzzz :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #16 on:** May 02, 2009, 03:04:13 AM »

koi ni fer aoun de... :marro: :marro:

M. · « **Reply #17 on:** May 02, 2009, 12:35:41 PM »

lol mindblowing /:)

Mithi_Kuri · « **Reply #18 on:** May 02, 2009, 01:17:51 PM »

JatT_BoyZ · « **Reply #19 on:** May 02, 2009, 01:41:09 PM »

too gud maamu.... really nice.... sachi hass hass maran wala haar karta tu ta...

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