Play this funny game trust me u'll laugh.....

Pick the month u were born in----
jan--- I shot
feb--- I ate
mar--- I killed
apr--- I ran angry away with
may---I fell in love with
jun--- I murdered
jul--- I gave my shoes to
aug--- I sang a duvet with
sep--- I had crush on
oct--- I danced with
nov--- I kissed
dec--- I hit

Pick the day u were born----
1--- homeless guy
2--- a fat lady
3--- a mad cow
4--- a mexican
5--- a gangster
6--- a monkey
7--- an ipod
8--- my best frnd's boy frnd's
9--- a goat
10--- a mad donkey
11--- my dog
12--- my cat
13--- the computer
14--- my science teacher
15--- my neighbour
16--- my self
17--- a girrafe
18--- my best frnd's girl frnd's
19--- a gorrila
20--- a stuufed animal
21--- a permanent marker
22--- a policeman
23--- a cannibal
24--- a baseball bat
25--- my pshyciatrist
26--- old lady
27--- hockey stick
28--- a football player
29--- a post man
30--- a paper clip
31--- my cell phone

Pick the colour of shirt/top/salwar---- u r wearing----
white--- bcoz I was high...
black--- bcoz I was dunk...
Pink---- bcoz I m a half dead...
Red---- bcoz I was in mental hospital...
Blue--- bcoz I can't control myself...
green-- bcoz I hate myself...
purple-- bcoz I m a shy...
gray---- bcoz that's the way I m...
yellow-- bcoz someone offer me $ 10,000,00...
orange-- bcoz I enjoy it...
other--- bcoz I was hungry...

Letz c how wacky it gets...
b HONEST !!!!!... no cheating.....