Author Topic: Best Divorce letter ever... You might do this in future ! (Read 4908 times)

Ammu Sandhu · « **on:** November 02, 2012, 12:55:17 AM »

THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER :-

My Dear Husband, I'm writing this letter to tell u that I'm leaving you. I've been a good wife to u for the last 20 years and I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks haven been hell. Your boss called to tell me that u left your job today which was the last straw. Last week, you came home and u didn't even notice I had a new hairstyle, had cooked your fa
vorite meal and even wore a brand new night gown. You ate in 2 minutes and went straight to sleep after watching your TV soaps. You didn't tell me u love me anymore, u didn't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either u are cheating on me or u don't love me anymore. Whatever the case, I'm gone....
YOUR EX-WIFE

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving to New Zealand together! Have a great life!....

REPLY :

Dear Ex-Wife, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true u and I have been married for 20 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what u have been. I watch TV soaps so much becoz they down out your constant whining and bitching. Too bad that doesnt work anymore. I did notice when u got a hairdo last week, but the 1st thing that came to my mind was 'you look just like a boy!'. Since my father raised me not to say anything if u can't say something nice, I didn't comment. When u cooked my favorite meal, u must have got me confused with MY BROTHER becoz I haven't eaten prawns for 7 years. About the new night gown, I turned away from u becoz the $299.99 price tag was still on it, and I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $300 from me that morning. After all of this, i still loved u and felt we could work it out. So when I won the $20 million Lotto on Saturday, I left my job and bought 2 tickets for us to Paris, but when I got home u were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope u have fulfilling life u always wanted. My lawyer said that the LETTER u wrote ensures u won't get a dollar from me. So take care...
Signed....
Your Ex-Husband, Rich As Hell And Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told u this, but my brother CARL was born CARLA. I hope that's not a problem

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** November 02, 2012, 12:55:17 AM »

sukhbeer · « **Reply #1 on:** November 02, 2012, 01:04:14 AM »

:D: :D: :D: swaad aa geya padh k

ਪੇਂਡੂ · « **Reply #2 on:** November 02, 2012, 01:20:31 AM »

Rabb jo vi kare kare change de layi, changa hi hunda eh oho bande de laye :D:

>Kinda< · « **Reply #3 on:** November 02, 2012, 01:42:08 AM »

Hahahaha,

jeet Mr.Lonely · « **Reply #4 on:** November 02, 2012, 02:13:59 AM »

Signed....
Your Ex-Husband, Rich As Hell And Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told u this, but my brother CARL was born CARLA. I hope that's not a problem

million dollor punch :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: att aa niri 22

Deleted User · « **Reply #5 on:** November 02, 2012, 08:28:00 AM »

´hahaha nice 1 nd my brother carl was born carla :laugh:

Ammu Sandhu · « **Reply #6 on:** November 03, 2012, 12:18:26 AM »

hahahaha yeah guys... as i was reading, my excitement was doubled :hehe: and the last line cracked me up :D: :D:

☆ · « **Reply #7 on:** November 03, 2012, 12:41:23 AM »

hahahahaha nzaaare ah gaye parh ke veeere kehar ee karta

Kamz~K · « **Reply #8 on:** November 03, 2012, 02:05:40 AM »

Last line is HILARIOUS :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

yesika · « **Reply #9 on:** November 03, 2012, 02:16:39 AM »

●๋♥«╬ α๓๓γ Sï∂нบ «╬♥●๋ · « **Reply #10 on:** November 03, 2012, 06:41:34 AM »

tera pishla gharwala :D::D::D:

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #11 on:** November 04, 2012, 04:10:11 AM »

We don't welcome that whore in NZ

♥ҡąṃąl♥ · « **Reply #12 on:** November 04, 2012, 05:46:55 AM »

:D: :D: hahaha

♥Simmo♥ · « **Reply #13 on:** November 04, 2012, 06:56:59 AM »

Ouchhhhh hahahaha she's gonna regret her choice all life long ! :excited:

Gud one ammu !!!! :blink:

Anamika · « **Reply #14 on:** July 30, 2014, 07:56:19 AM »

Oh my God :D: :D:

Random_Profile · « **Reply #15 on:** July 30, 2014, 11:31:48 AM »

greedy wife got what she deserved lmao

Ammu Sandhu · « **Reply #16 on:** May 06, 2015, 10:36:08 PM »

Quote from: ♥ AnJaAnI ♥ on November 04, 2012, 06:56:59 AM

Ouchhhhh hahahaha she's gonna regret her choice all life long ! :excited:

Gud one ammu !!!! :blink:

hahaha ikr :pagel:

LanDLorD · « **Reply #17 on:** May 07, 2015, 05:46:29 AM »

Hahahha

MyselF GhainT · « **Reply #18 on:** May 07, 2015, 08:09:24 AM »

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