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Shayari / True line said by true lover 3
« on: August 15, 2011, 07:23:17 AM »
Sardiyan di 1 sard sham nu usne mera hatth fad k kaha "ehne garm hath wafa di nishani hunde ne"
Menu hun khayal aya k os waqt usde hath ene thande kyo c...

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Jokes Majaak / F.a.t.h.e.r & ਚੰਦ
« on: August 15, 2011, 07:18:21 AM »
F.a.t.h.e.r ਨੇ ਚੰਦ ਨੂ ਇਕ ਦਿਨ keha “ਦਸ ਮੇਰਾ ਮੇਹਬੂਬ ਕਿਵੇ ਆ



ਚੰਦ ਨੇ ਕੇਹਾ....



ਪਹਲੀ ਗਲ ਇਹ ਕੇ ਮੈਂ ਤੇਰੇ ਪਿਓ ਦਾ ਨੌਕਰ ਨਹੀ,







 :laugh:











ਦੂਜੀ ਗਲ ਇਹ ਕੇ ਇਨ੍ਹੀ ਦੂਰ ਤੋ ਕੁਸ਼ ਨਜ਼ਰ ਵੀ ਨਹੀ ਆਉਂਦਾ


 



 :thinking:












ਤੇ ਤੀਜੀ ਗਲ ਇਹ ਕੇ ਏਹੋ ਜਹੇ ਕੰਜਰ ਖਾਨੇ ਜ਼ਮੀਨ ਤਕ ਰਖਿਆ ਕਰੋ ਮੈਨੂ ਨਾ ਵਿਚ ਪਾਇਆ ਕਰੋ !

 :D:


F.a.t.h.e.r  :dnk:  :surp:  :wow:  :104:  :13: :whew:

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Jokes Majaak / Karam and his wife
« on: August 15, 2011, 07:10:50 AM »
Karam - mein aj ton baad na kapde dhone :angr: na bhande majne  :angr: te ghar da koi kam nai karna....
wife - acha na kari  :blush: par pehlan manje thalon bahar tan aja.....

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Love Pyar / wife and husband alws fighting with love
« on: August 15, 2011, 07:01:53 AM »
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.”

He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was
9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he has about to go and see why his wife hadn’twakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”

Girls are not equipped for these kinds of contests

 :thinking:

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Jokes Majaak / Grenade singh de kistee with kuri pataka
« on: August 15, 2011, 06:55:05 AM »
LAwoo ji apna Grenade Singh  :happy: sikhar dupere suke khait ch keesti chalaa reha see :seeti:


Ehne nu kuri pataka  :blush: ohdero de yaa rahi hundi eh tey Grenade Singh nu daikh k boldi

ager menu terna onda  :angr: hunda ta main ehde watt k tapad maar k ehnu bahar ley k ondi 

 :hihpanga:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :excited:  :excited:  :D:  :D:  :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Kudrat Kaur & Dog
« on: August 15, 2011, 06:47:35 AM »
Teacher in class-

"Cow is our mother"

Kudrat Kaur  was watching outside d Window

Teacher- hey  :angr: Wht r u watchng?

Kudrat Kaur- Mam..  :blush:

Apki Ma k piche Kutte pade hai.. :laugh:  :laugh:

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Shayari / Self Written ....For My Mother
« on: August 15, 2011, 02:09:22 AM »
MA da rutdba hain boht wadhaa

MA kahe ta Shati ch thand pendi

Ma sabad hai boht peara yeha

Ma kahe ta muh which khand pendi

Bacha roti ager khanda hoye ta

Ma daikh k he hain rajh jandi

ਪਿਆਰਾਂ chad pardais ja mill ma nu

Tenu milan nu raha tey akha wechai jandi

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Shayari / Self Written ....Kuria na paran iss nu
« on: August 15, 2011, 01:58:24 AM »
Ajh kall faishan challia kuria ch
Rbonding wala nu karwondia ney
Nhona ehna ney hunda nahi
Upro poder  :laugh: thap thap londia ney
Bula tey la k kalia peelia  :blush: lina
Fir which gulabi rang tekondia ney
Bharwatia tey la k chamkdaar cheeza
Changi shakal nu bhootnia bnondia ney
ਪਿਆਰਾਂ  ehna dey seraa tey nahi hundia chunia  8->
Apne aap nu punjabna khondia ney

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Love Pyar / True line said by true lover 2
« on: August 15, 2011, 01:51:27 AM »
Har waar mukaddar nu dosh dena changi gall nhi .....
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kade kade asi hi hadd to jyada mang lainde ha.....

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Love Pyar / True line said by true lover
« on: August 15, 2011, 01:48:17 AM »
Samundar nu keh do k apni lehra nu sambaal k rakhe..
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Jindagi nu tabaah karn lyi saade apne hi kaafi ne...

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Gup Shup / MAsooq.............Gup Shup
« on: August 14, 2011, 07:01:20 AM »
Koi kehnda khand mithi
koi kehnda gur mitha
yehna mithia de parkh keeti
oh kehnde masooq da bull mitha  :love:  :kiss:

 :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / ਚੰਨ ਦੀ ਚਕੋਰ & ਪਿਆਰਾਂ
« on: August 14, 2011, 06:56:09 AM »
ਚੰਨ ਦੀ ਚਕੋਰ apnia shelia naal aa rahi see road tey  :blush:

ehne dekhia ke ਪਿਆਰਾਂ apna rumal chukan lagha jo k khote dey pera ch digg gea see

ਚੰਨ ਦੀ ਚਕੋਰ Comment kardi hoi  ਪਿਆਰਾਂ nu ..... 

weh mundia matha tekan laghaa apne veer nu

ਪਿਆਰਾਂ ney fatt jwaab dita ਚੰਨ ਦੀ ਚਕੋਰ nu  tey kehnda


HANJI BHABI JI   :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :D:   :rockon:  :rockon:  :superhappy:   :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / sanjna gill and teacher
« on: August 14, 2011, 06:31:22 AM »
Teacher : A for?
sanjna gill : Apple
Teacher : Jor se bolo?
sanjna gill : Jay mata di.

 :laugh:  :laugh:  :D: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / jeet ney sharaab boht pee laee
« on: August 14, 2011, 06:22:44 AM »

lawo jee ik din jeet huni shraab pee laee boht yada

tey chley gey karianey de dukaan tey lag pey badka marn

tey bhul gey k eh karianey de dukan hain

kehndey buraaaaaaaa oye dukaan dara

menu 1 meeter teraline da kapda dey oye

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News Khabran / Shammi Kapoor Passes Away....
« on: August 14, 2011, 06:05:48 AM »
Shammi Kapoor (21 October 1931[3] – 14 August 2011) was an Indian film actor and director. He was a prominent lead actor in Hindi cinema during the late 1950s and 1960s. He passed away on the morning of August 14th, 2011 at 5.15 AM.

He was given the name Shamsher Raj Kapoor at his birth in Mumbai to film and theatre actor Prithviraj Kapoor, Shammi was the second of the three sons born to Prithviraj (the other two being Raj Kapoor and Shashi Kapoor), both of whom were, like their father, successful Bollywood actors. Though born in Mumbai, he spent a major portion of his childhood in Kolkata, where his father was involved with New Theatres Studios, acting in films. It was in Kolkata that he did his Montessory and Kindergarten. After coming back to Mumbai, he first went to St. Joseph's Convent (Wadala) and then, to Don Bosco School. Shammi Kapoor finished his schooling from New Era School, at Hughes Road.

Shammi Kapoor was hailed as one of the finest actors that Hindi cinema has ever produced. Extremely versatile as an actor, he was the leading star of Hindi cinema during the late 1950s as well as the 1960s. He debuted in Bollywood in 1953 with the film Jeevan Jyoti, and went on to deliver hits like Tumsa Nahin Dekha, Dil Deke Dekho, Junglee, Dil Tera Diwana, Professor, China Town, Rajkumar, Kashmir Ki Kali, Janwar, Teesri Manzil, An Evening in Paris, Bramhachari, and Andaz and Vidhaata. He received the Filmfare Best Actor Award in 1968 for his performance in Brahmachari and Filmfare Award for Best Supporting Actor for Vidhaata in 1982.

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Fun Time / Kuria nu set karan wele boys kehme karde ney ........!
« on: August 14, 2011, 02:16:32 AM »
1 hello ge ke hal ney tuadey  :laugh:

2 tuada naam kee hian  :excited:

3 kithey rhndey ho tusi  :blush:

4 hmm tusi boht sohney ho  :he:

5 main boht miss  :hug: keeta tuhanu

6 hmm tuadi he wait kar reha see kuch dina to online he nahi hoye tusi :blah:

7 tuadia he glhaa ho rahi see  8-> main apney dosta nu dasda pea se tuadey warey

8 ik gall kha tuadia akha  :blush:  boht sohnia ney 

9 ehtey chat sahi nahi hundi tuadey kol yahoo gmail msn hian apa ohdar gal kardey aa   :D:

Hun 10 number wala tusi dass deo koi  :blah:

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Jokes Majaak / ਦਿਲਰਾਜ ਕੌਰ Teacher
« on: August 13, 2011, 09:51:55 AM »
ਦਿਲਰਾਜ ਕੌਰ  roz math teacher ke ghar phone lagatee hai...


Teacher ki patni - Kitni baar kaha ki wo mar gye hain,, kyun baar baar phone karteee ho ....


ਦਿਲਰਾਜ ਕੌਰ : Sun ke acha lagta hai...

 :excited:  :excited:  :excited:

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Jokes Majaak / Muskaan and ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ very funy .....!
« on: August 13, 2011, 09:40:58 AM »
Muskaan asked , ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ  "Akal badhi ya bhains?"  :he:

ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ  : "Pehlan date of birth tan dass."


Muskaan  :laugh:


ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ :- Chall ne chup kar ehme dand kadi yandi eh  :angr:
nale menu pata lagha k tera rista  :love: hogia ik wade ghara dey munde naal  8->

Muskaan : pta oh boht ameer aa nale ohna de kehnde ik compny v aa BKKL

ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ :-  :D:  :D:  :laugh:  :D:  :laugh:  :blah:  :D:  :laugh:

Muskaan :- weh marjania tu hun kahto dand kaddi yanda eh  :blush:

ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ :- Tenu ptaa BKKL company kehri eh

Muskan : dass ta kehri eh  :he:

ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ :- BKKL da matlab eh BHANDE KALI KARAA LO  :D:  :D:   :D:  :won:

muskaan :  :thaa:  :thaa:







Muskaan

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Shayari / Self Written ....Khaas kuria laee
« on: August 13, 2011, 12:59:44 AM »
Eh kavita ohna kuria laee jo apne mata pita de khusi laee apnia sariaa Reezha nu khatm kar deendia ney tey ohna mapia laee jo apni dhee nu kukh ch maar dinde ney

Hooooooooooooooooooo

Mainu janam lain deo loko
main banugee kise de behna
Kise de wohti yra tusi socho
Main banu gee kise de MA
Dema ge nigi yahi shaa
Kahto kukh ch marde ho

Dheea behn kise de ban lain deo 
Kahto bey mout marde hoo


Main bhe banke munda dekhao
Sare kamm main karke dekhao
Daish da naam v ucha karwaoo
Mere  janam lain to keo nakarde ho
 
Dheea behn kise de ban lain deo 
Kahto bey mout marde hoo


Ager ehi kamm sare daish main hua
Na mile ge masi tey na koi bhua
Mundia de khatir Sanu ਪਿਆਰਾਂ keo suli charde ho

Dheea behn kise de ban lain deo 
Kahto bey mout marde hoo





 

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Shayari / Self Written By me .........3 sal hoge ma da mukh dekhiaa
« on: August 13, 2011, 12:39:41 AM »


Neend na avee raat holi holi gujardi jandi
Akh lagdi lagdi ghardia de yaad staa jaandi
Ajh ohi supne which main ghar da rukh wekhia

3 sal hoge ma da mukh dekhiaa
Hi oye rabhaa
3 saal hoge ma da mukkh dekhia

Ajh v thand lagdi eh ta yaad ma de Godh ave
Soch ma dea pyar bahria chidka akh yaro bhar jave
Sade peri chpla dup ch aap nange peri main wekhia

3 sal hoge ma da mukh dekhiaa
Hi oye rabhaa
3 saal hoge ma da mukkh dekhia

Apne urpo chuni lah k sanu machra to se bachondi
Adhi raat yaag k pakhi rehndi see sanu jahlondi
Gharda kam karde akh lagdi khud ਪਿਆਰਾਂ wekhia

3 sal hoge ma da mukh dekhiaa
Hi oye rabhaa
3 saal hoge ma da mukkh dekhia

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