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Messages - ~PunjabiKudi~
4141
« on: October 30, 2007, 01:23:48 PM »
eh khuda aaj ye faisla karde,
usse mera ya mujhe uska karde,
bahut dukh sahe hain maine,
koi khushi ab to mere mukadaar karde,
bahut mushkil lagta hai usse door rehna,
judai ke is safar ko kamm karde,
jitna door chale gaye hain wo mujhse,
usse utna hi mere kareeb karde,
nahi likha agar naseeb mein uska naam,
to khatam karde ye zindagi aur mujhe “FANAH†karde.
4142
« on: October 30, 2007, 01:20:23 PM »
Sanu shouk nai lecture loun da,
sadian bunkda naal sardaria ne,
aisi chalde lecture vichon uth aunde,
sadian mastera de naal yaaria ne,
master v haal puch k langde ne,
kade kade chori chori daaru_shaaru mang de ne,
hun master v saada rob mande ne,
canteen vich ja k saade lai pepsi mangde ne...
4143
« on: October 30, 2007, 12:45:55 PM »
Jinhe hanjua naal hi veh jana,
akhi surma paan da ki fayda,
jinhe thokar lagi te tut jana,
aven vanga chankaan da ki fayda,
jede dil v nahi de sakde,
avein yaarian lan da ki fayda,
ashiq paani toh tadafda mar jaaven,
pichon mashook de aun da ki fayda...
4144
« on: October 30, 2007, 12:32:09 PM »
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far....
4145
« on: October 30, 2007, 11:59:27 AM »
Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar,
phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar,
phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar,
aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Moti hamar kutte ka naam !
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!!
4146
« on: October 30, 2007, 11:54:50 AM »
Aukha langda eh waqt vichore da,
bin yaar guzara kaun kare,
ik din howe taan oh lang jawe,
sari umar guzara kaun kare...
4147
« on: October 30, 2007, 11:51:59 AM »
haath ki lakeero ko mat dekho,
naseeb to unka bhi hota hai jinke,
haath nahi hote.
4148
« on: October 30, 2007, 08:28:29 AM »
OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER: YOUR FATHER’S NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?
CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?
CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS
OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE…
OFFICER: MP!!!
CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR?
OFFICER: MENTALLY PUNCTURE
4149
« on: October 30, 2007, 08:27:15 AM »
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Ha
Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha
Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap
Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Reason
Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?
Shaadi ke pehle - chal chayya chayya
Shaadi ke baad - ah
4150
« on: October 30, 2007, 08:11:02 AM »
Sanu Vair Kamounne Nahi Aunde,
Loki Ave Satho Garba Jande,
Ankh Nal Rehan Da Sounk Sada,
Sanu Chusat Chalkiya Nahi Aunidya,
Jo Khende Kar K Vakha Jande,
Aisi Rehde Val Loko Amritsar De,
Sanu khende Khaunde v Fateh Bula Jandiye..
4151
« on: October 30, 2007, 08:00:18 AM »
Ban kitab teri hik naal lag java,
Chori tere dil andar luk java,
Athru ban ke nikla teri akh vicho,
Teriyan galla te aa ke suk java,
Sach kehni aa tere naal pyar aina,
Jhooth bolan te teri bukkal vich muk java...
4152
« on: October 30, 2007, 07:25:55 AM »
Sochan de sagar de kinare nai hunde,
Gama vich dubb gujare nai hunde,
Sukh-Dukh te sath din-raat da,
Har pal maujaan de hulare nai hunde,
Kande vi ne jindgi de baag vich,
Har kise de hisse phull sare nai hunde,
Kuch Ishq de hatho vi ne marde,
Sab lok dusmana de mare nai hunde..
4153
« on: October 30, 2007, 07:15:35 AM »
Waade yaad ne mainu,
Soch hai nibhon di,
Yaad rahungi tainu,
Na kar koshish bhulon di,
Tere pyar di nishani ne,
Kuch inj tor suteya chana,
Ke mur mere vich himmat nahi,
Kise nu dil ch vasoon di...
4154
« on: October 30, 2007, 07:06:28 AM »
Kise-Kise mutiyar de hai sir utte dupatta,
Pagg wala munda dise dassa vicho kalla,
Jeana chall peya suita da riwaaz na riha,
Mera pehla varga rangla punjab na reha..
4155
« on: October 30, 2007, 06:45:00 AM »
Rafile dunai je mirze kol hundi,
Pichye shaiba de bharva nu mor dinda,
Sohni duban tu phela je phone kardi,
Mahiwal ik kisthi rodd denda,
Akal hundi te vich kuch,
Ranjha court marriage layi paise jodd lainda,
Khabber hundia belha de aoune de,
Punnu reat chad kulu manali val duad lainda..
4156
« on: October 30, 2007, 06:37:31 AM »
Ishq bande di jaat o loko,
Te yaari bande da imaan.
Ishq ta mange sir di baazi,
Te yaari mange dil jaan.
Ishq ch banda mitt janda a,
Te yaari ch ho janda kurbaan.
Ishq nachave gali gali
Te yaari nachave jahan.
Vekhi dowa nu chad na baithi,
Je ek vich dena painda sir,
Te duje ch hateli te rakhni paindi jaan.
4157
« on: October 30, 2007, 06:32:12 AM »
Koi pehle pehle pyar diya gallan
kinjh bhul sakdi ha sajjna,
mainu ajj ve milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.
be shak ek phul murjhaye ne
par mehak hai aundi yaada cho.
jindgi cho jaane walyeo
haye tusi kyu nai jande khawaba cho.
na ji hunda na mar hunda
na hunda satho bhul sajjna.
mainu ajj ve milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.
4158
« on: October 28, 2007, 04:49:53 PM »
ssa.. lee dushman siso..aina wadda topic da name likhya ravi ne..te tusi kehde aya ki mai kise gal da rply kara..
4159
« on: October 28, 2007, 04:44:05 PM »
nice one...ohh santa tusi ta nai c kite...lolzz
4160
« on: October 28, 2007, 04:42:50 PM »
hahahaha siso..kamal kar diti te ta...
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