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Messages - ~PunjabiKudi~
4101
« on: November 03, 2007, 01:26:25 PM »
4102
« on: November 03, 2007, 01:02:16 PM »
4103
« on: November 02, 2007, 07:18:23 PM »
mai galat kadd keha.. B) vase tu ve hun changa bann geya..chal teri ve thodi help kar dani aya.. sarye gal sunn layo..lucky sada gd boy higa..te aish nu kise ne vote nahi karni ok..jise ne lucky nu i mean velly nu vote kitti..osh di khair nahi..mare kolo nahi..velly kolo..:lol:fiker na kar..mai tanu vote nahi kitti..hor mainu kise da patta nai..
4104
« on: November 02, 2007, 11:09:06 AM »
4105
« on: October 31, 2007, 11:06:02 PM »
you are right lucky..sardar ji ta rabb de bandiye ne..ohh na da naam nahi c lena chai de vich... Sardar ji da naam nu delete karo..hor ve khai ne jo ki nahi c hune chai de.
4106
« on: October 31, 2007, 06:51:38 PM »
Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" .
The barman says "Yes, thats them."
So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis
and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!
" Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!".
4107
« on: October 31, 2007, 06:26:42 PM »
Boy-Raji i love u sohniye ,
Girl -tere vich ki khaas hai jo main tenu pasand karan ,
..............................................
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Boy- Raji veer tera university da topper aa
4108
« on: October 31, 2007, 06:13:30 PM »
A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar Ke khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii khane padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne saare apple
4109
« on: October 31, 2007, 06:10:02 PM »
Koi Mila Hume Chand Ki Chandni Ban kar,
To koi mila pariyo Ki Kahani Bankar,
Par Jis Kisi Ko palko Main basaya Humne,
Wo Nikal gaya Aakh Se Pani Bankar...
4110
« on: October 31, 2007, 06:08:13 PM »
Zindgi Ke Har Mod Par Sunheri Yaddon Ke Ehsaas Rehne Do,
Suruur Dil Main, Zubaan Pe Mithas Rehne Do,
Yahi Fesla Hai Jine Ka, Na Khud Ho Udas,
Na Dusro Ko Udaas Rehne Do...
4111
« on: October 31, 2007, 06:05:03 PM »
Kaas mainu oh jagah mil jave..
Do pal hi sahi Par khuda mil jave..
Roon diyaa taan lakhaan vajah ne dosto..
Khus rehan di koi, Ek wajah mil jave...
Maut vi vekhdi hai kol khadi...
Ki mainu gamaan ton bachan di, na dava mil jave...
Chand lamhe khusiyaan de, taan jee lavaan Rabba..
Chahe pher maran di hi sazaa mil jave...
Main Zamane da sataya haan ...
Rabb de dar te hi mainu panaah mil jave...
Oh jagah taan daso meinu loko ...
Jithe mainu khuda mil jave...
Sewa tere dar te karan din raat rabba ...
Te Mainu jeen di ek haseen wajah mil jave
Tere kadmaan vich oh mereya daadeya rabba ..
Mainu thudi jehi jagah mil jave....
Eh dua hai meri...
Tere dar te nikale mera saans aakhri..
Maran vele hi sahi par mainu mere khuda mil jave...
Agle janam vich vi bana miti Rabb de darh di....
Te rabb de charna vich thodi jehi jagah mil jave...
4112
« on: October 31, 2007, 05:48:45 PM »
Waheguru naam di bandaya ,
Dil vich asi jyot jagaa ..
Rabb ton vadaa kuj naahi....
Eh Mann bhatke nu samjha....
Moh , maya , te hankaar nu ..
Khud ton dur bajaa.....
Sache dil naal bandeyaa ..
Tun rabb di rahe jaa...
Bureyaan nu vi bandaya..
tun gal naal apne laa...
manukh jivan fher ni milna..
tun sub da kar bhala ..
Guraan de charni jodd ja...
Te naam guraan da dhayaa.....
Ek din rabb aapne aap..
Tere vi kare bhala.....
Anth vele ton pehlaan pehlaan...
tun rabb da naam lai paa......
Naam da amrit sub ton mitha...
Kyun Tun naam gaya bhula....
"Kudi" dove haath jodh ke...
Rabb ton kare dua.....
Es paapi jivan mere nu..
Rabb raah changhe tun paa...
Maut ton pehlaan mere raaba..
apna naam japaa......
guruaan de charna vich ravaan..
bas eh hi meri dua......
Waheguru ji ka khalsa...
Waheguru ji ki fateh....
4113
« on: October 31, 2007, 05:45:06 PM »
Ohda Rabb Nahi Rusda Sau Rabb Di,
Jinhu Yaar Manaun Da Chazz Hove,
Oh Ta Vaat Makke Di Khuo Pave,
Jine Yaar Ch Takkeya Hajj Hove,
Roop Rabb Da Hunde Ne Sohne Yaar Sache,
Yaar Kade Na Kise Da Alag Hove,
Jad Maut Aave ta Yaar De Kadma Wich,
Oh Chahe Kal Hove Ja Aaj Hove...
4114
« on: October 31, 2007, 05:21:18 PM »
A letter has been sent from a husband:
Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, your husband.
His wife replied back after some days to her husband :
Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the
expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three
kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given
him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35
kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this
balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.
Your Sweet Heart.
4115
« on: October 31, 2007, 05:16:57 PM »
SSA ji..Welcome to j4c..happy posting..have fun.
4116
« on: October 31, 2007, 05:06:57 PM »
kaisa dard diya hai jina mushkil kiya hai
dil mein rehke dil se kaisa badala liya hai
pyar se nata toda sawan mein rota *****
sanam bewafa wo sanam bewafa...
4117
« on: October 31, 2007, 04:57:27 PM »
Do you know what the word FAMILY means?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU
4118
« on: October 31, 2007, 04:54:32 PM »
Har koi kehda ki "Friends are most important"?
Tell us about friends...
how they are...how do you want ur friends to be...are you selective abt making friends.
4119
« on: October 31, 2007, 04:33:05 PM »
lol tusi hass layo..jithe sade dost khush..uthe sanu hor ki chai da..
4120
« on: October 31, 2007, 04:25:00 PM »
hhahaahhaahah...sandhu tuhdi eng aini gd aya..mainu patta he nai c...mai sochiya mare vang anphad he hagiye ohh..lolz
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