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« on: November 03, 2007, 01:47:51 PM »
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« on: November 03, 2007, 01:26:25 PM »
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« on: November 02, 2007, 11:09:06 AM »
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« on: October 31, 2007, 06:51:38 PM »
Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" .
The barman says "Yes, thats them."
So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis
and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!
" Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!".
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« on: October 31, 2007, 06:26:42 PM »
Boy-Raji i love u sohniye ,
Girl -tere vich ki khaas hai jo main tenu pasand karan ,
..............................................
..............................................
Boy- Raji veer tera university da topper aa
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« on: October 31, 2007, 06:13:30 PM »
A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar Ke khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii khane padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne saare apple
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« on: October 31, 2007, 05:48:45 PM »
Waheguru naam di bandaya ,
Dil vich asi jyot jagaa ..
Rabb ton vadaa kuj naahi....
Eh Mann bhatke nu samjha....
Moh , maya , te hankaar nu ..
Khud ton dur bajaa.....
Sache dil naal bandeyaa ..
Tun rabb di rahe jaa...
Bureyaan nu vi bandaya..
tun gal naal apne laa...
manukh jivan fher ni milna..
tun sub da kar bhala ..
Guraan de charni jodd ja...
Te naam guraan da dhayaa.....
Ek din rabb aapne aap..
Tere vi kare bhala.....
Anth vele ton pehlaan pehlaan...
tun rabb da naam lai paa......
Naam da amrit sub ton mitha...
Kyun Tun naam gaya bhula....
"Kudi" dove haath jodh ke...
Rabb ton kare dua.....
Es paapi jivan mere nu..
Rabb raah changhe tun paa...
Maut ton pehlaan mere raaba..
apna naam japaa......
guruaan de charna vich ravaan..
bas eh hi meri dua......
Waheguru ji ka khalsa...
Waheguru ji ki fateh....
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« on: October 31, 2007, 05:21:18 PM »
A letter has been sent from a husband:
Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, your husband.
His wife replied back after some days to her husband :
Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the
expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three
kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given
him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35
kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this
balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.
Your Sweet Heart.
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« on: October 31, 2007, 04:57:27 PM »
Do you know what the word FAMILY means?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU
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« on: October 31, 2007, 04:54:32 PM »
Har koi kehda ki "Friends are most important"?
Tell us about friends...
how they are...how do you want ur friends to be...are you selective abt making friends.
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« on: October 30, 2007, 01:49:30 PM »
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« on: October 30, 2007, 01:20:23 PM »
Sanu shouk nai lecture loun da,
sadian bunkda naal sardaria ne,
aisi chalde lecture vichon uth aunde,
sadian mastera de naal yaaria ne,
master v haal puch k langde ne,
kade kade chori chori daaru_shaaru mang de ne,
hun master v saada rob mande ne,
canteen vich ja k saade lai pepsi mangde ne...
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« on: October 30, 2007, 12:32:09 PM »
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far....
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« on: October 30, 2007, 11:59:27 AM »
Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar,
phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar,
phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar,
aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Moti hamar kutte ka naam !
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!!
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« on: October 30, 2007, 08:28:29 AM »
OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER: YOUR FATHER’S NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?
CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?
CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS
OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE…
OFFICER: MP!!!
CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR?
OFFICER: MENTALLY PUNCTURE
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« on: October 26, 2007, 10:42:17 PM »
Where Do You Want Live?
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« on: October 26, 2007, 10:14:50 PM »
Khand ban jaani aa, Patsa ban janni aa..
Khand ban jaani aa, Patsa ban janni aa..
Chana tere mukhde, da hassa ban janni aa..
Chana tere mukhde, da hassa ban janni aa..
Minta kara tu mainu khair pade dil de..
Ve minta kara tu mainu khair pade dil de..
Tere payer pichye ve mai khassa ban janni aa..
Tere payer pichye ve mai khassa ban janni aa..
Khand ban jaani aa, Patsa ban janni aa..
Ve chana tere mukhde da hassa ban janni aa..
Dudh ban janni aa, malyi ban janni aa..
Dudh ban janni aa, malyi ban janni aa..
Tere sarye dukha de, dwai ban jandi aa..
Tere sarye dukha de, dwai ban jandi aa..
Ik vari sajjna bana la le mainu apni..
Ve ik vari sajjna bana la le mainu apni..
Hor sarye jaag layi pariyee ban janni aa..
Hor sarye jaag layi pariyee ban janni aa..
Khand ban jaani aa, Patsa ban janni aa..
Ve chana tere mukhde da hassa ban janni aa..
Ganni ban janni aa,taveet ban janni aa..
Ganni ban janni aa,taveet ban janni aa..
La le ve mohboota da, geet ban janni aa..
La le ve mohboota da, geet ban janni aa..
Chori-Chori dil nu chora lane valiya ve..
Chori-Chori dil nu chora lane valiya ve..
Ha kehde teri manmeet ban janni aa..
Ha kehde teri manmeet ban janni aa..
Khand ban jaani aa, Patsa ban janni aa..
Ve chana tere mukhde da hassa ban janni aa..
Dorr ban janni aa, patang ban janni aa..
Dorr ban janni aa, patang ban janni aa..
Chana teri jindgi da, angg ban janni aa..
Chana teri jindgi da, angg ban janni aa..
Ungli ch pa de mare mundri payer de..
Ve ungli ch pa de mare mundri payer de..
Mainu tu viaha lee teri mang ban janni aa..
Mainu tu viaha lee teri mang ban janni aa..
Khand ban jaani aa, Patsa ban janni aa..
Ve chana tere mukhde da hassa ban janni aa..
Lekh ban janni aa, lakeer ban janni aa..
Lekh ban janni aa, lakeer ban janni aa..
Sajjna mai, teri takdeer ban janni aa..
Sajjna mai, teri takdeer ban janni aa..
Dil vich chad k tu rakh ve tavaniya..
Dil vich chad k tu rakh ve tavaniya..
Sohniya tu sohni tasveer ban janni aa..
Sohniya tu sohni tasveer ban janni aa..
Khand ban jaani aa, Patsa ban janni aa..
Ve chana tere mukhde da hassa ban janni aa..
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« on: October 25, 2007, 04:42:45 PM »
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« on: October 20, 2007, 08:44:14 PM »
What time do you usually wake up?
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« on: October 19, 2007, 01:15:43 AM »
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