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Jokes Majaak / On an old man's shirt was written a cute sentence!
« on: August 16, 2010, 03:43:43 PM »
On an old man's shirt was written a cute sentence!
`I am not 60yrs old. I am sweet 16 with 44 yrs experience!

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Jokes Majaak / Girl Friend Pocket Money
« on: August 16, 2010, 03:36:37 PM »
Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.
Husband: How do you know?
Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money.

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Jokes Majaak / Best way 2 propose a girl.
« on: August 16, 2010, 03:34:37 PM »
Best way 2 propose a girl.
Take her 2 sea,
Say her 2 sit in a boat.
Then take d boat in d middle of sea.
Then say `Marry Me` or `Leave My Boat`.

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Jokes Majaak / son failed
« on: August 16, 2010, 03:31:59 PM »
Dad: Wats ur result?
Son: I`ve failed in 5 subjects.
Dad: From now onwards don`t call me `Dad`.
Son: Oh come on dad! Its my school test not a DNA test.

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Jokes Majaak / student's fav writer
« on: August 16, 2010, 03:30:32 PM »
Teacher: Who is ur favorite writer?
Student: Ur daughter.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Everyday she gives me a nice love letter.

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Jokes Majaak / The cutest proposal of d World from a cute girl 2 a boy.
« on: August 16, 2010, 03:21:01 PM »
The cutest proposal of d World from a cute girl 2 a boy.
Girl: Hey, I have lost my surname. Can I use yours?

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Jokes Majaak / Do u know why women starts with `W`?
« on: August 16, 2010, 03:18:28 PM »
mamu : Do u know why women starts with `W`?
y4nky : Bcoz all questions start with `W`.

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Jokes Majaak / law of luv
« on: August 16, 2010, 03:15:54 PM »
Evry boy on earth is atracted 2wrds a grl wid a force directly proportional 2 d buty of d grl & inversly prportional 2 d strenth of her bro.

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Jokes Majaak / mamu's wyf died
« on: August 16, 2010, 03:14:21 PM »
mamu(user of pj)to gharry
: My wife died yesterday. I`m trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do?
gharry: No Problem. Just imagine she came back. :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / wyf's dream
« on: August 16, 2010, 03:10:25 PM »
Wife: Yesterday night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes.
Husband: I saw your Dad paying the bill.

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Jokes Majaak / poor boy lol
« on: August 16, 2010, 03:07:53 PM »
Girl: My heart is like a mobile and u are the sim card.
Boy: I m very happy.
Girl: Don`t b too happy. If I get a new offer I will change the sim card

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Jokes Majaak / jhandey di wyf
« on: August 16, 2010, 03:05:51 PM »
jhanda: I saw my wife going for a movie with an unknown man.
power: Why didn`t you follow her?
jhanda: I have already seen that movie.

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Jokes Majaak / modern wyf
« on: August 16, 2010, 02:54:37 PM »
husband  to  wyf - you will neva succeed in making that dog obey u
wyf - nonsense its only a matter of patience  , i had a lot of trouble wid u first.

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Complaints / Re: MODS NU TRAINING DAO
« on: August 16, 2010, 02:45:09 PM »
Quote from: jassi2010 on August 16, 2010, 02:38:39 PM


jhanda u need to change ur attitude jia ida hie reha ta bahuta time ni lagna 21500 ton 500 hon nu ... ida daye attitude naal bahuta time ni reh hunda :okk:
jassi tu bilkul theek keha  :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / battery charge
« on: August 16, 2010, 02:42:47 PM »
santa ne aapne mobile battery raat nu charge karn layi rakhi ta ohdi gharwali kehndi k mobile fatt jauga...........

santa : tu fikar na kar bhagwaney main battery bahar kadd k mobile charge te layea  :loll:

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Shayari / ਤੇਰੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਦੀਆਂ ਗੱਲਾਂ .
« on: August 16, 2010, 01:33:11 PM »
ਬੈਠੇ ਬੈਠੇ ਆਪਣੀ ਕਹਾਣੀ ਗੀਤ ਬਣ ਜਾਂਦੀ ....
ਚੇਤੇ ਆਉਂਦੀਆਂ ਨੇ ਜਦੋਂ ਇਤਬਾਰ ਦੀਆਂ ਗੱਲਾਂ ....

ਭੁੱਲਦੀ ਨਾ ਯਾਰੀ ਭਾਵੇਂ ਹੋਵੇ ਪਲ ਦੀ ਹੀ ਸਾਂਝ ....
ਪਰ ਸਾਡੀਆਂ ਤੇ ਸੀ ਉਮਰਾਂ ਦੇ ਸਾਰ ਦੀਆਂ ਗੱਲਾਂ ....

ਵਾਦੇ ਤੇਰੇ ਅੱਜ ਵੀ ਨੇ ਕੱਲੇ ਕੱਲੇ ਯਾਦ ਮੈਨੂੰ ....
ਪਰ ਜਾਪਦੀਆਂ ਏਹ ਵੀ ਜਿਵੇਂ ਹੋਣ ਸਰਕਾਰ ਦੀਆਂ ਗੱਲਾਂ ....

ਕਿਸੇ ਸੱਜਰੀ ਮੁਹੱਬਤ ਦੀ ਜਦ ਸੁਣਦਾਂ ਮੈਂ ਗੱਲ ....
ਅੱਖਾਂ ਸਾਹਵੇਂ ਆਉਂਦੀਆਂ ਓਹ ਤੇਰੇ ਇਕਰਾਰ ਦੀਆਂ ਗੱਲਾਂ ....

ਹੱਥ ਹੱਥਾਂ ਵਿੱਚ ਲੈ ਕੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਪੋਟੇ ਰਹੀ ਗਿਣਦੀ ....
ਚੂੜੀਆਂ ਚੁਭਾ ਕੇ ਮੇਰਾ ਪਿਆਰ ਰਹੀ ਮਿਣਦੀ ....
ਹੁਨ ਜਦ ਕਿੱਧਰੇ ਵੀ ਟੁੱਟੀ ਵੇਖਾਂ ਕੋਈ ਵੰਗ ....
ਯਾਦ ਆਉਂਦੀਆਂ ਨੇ ਤੇਰੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਦੀਆਂ ਗੱਲਾਂ ....

'ਤੇਜੀ' ਝੱਲਿਆ ਵੇ ਕੱਲੀ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ ਨਹੀਓਂ ਹੋਈ ....
ਲੋਕੀਂ ਫ਼ਿਰਦੇ ਨੇ ਲੱਖਾਂ ਗਮ ਦਿਲ ਚ ਲੁਕੋਈ ....
ਏਸੇ ਲਈ ਜੋ ਵੀ ਕੁਝ ਲਿਖਦਾ ਏ ਤੂੰ ....
ਬਣ ਜਾਣੀਆਂ ਇਹ ਕਦੇ ਸੰਸਾਰ ਦੀਆਂ ਗੱਲਾਂ ....
ਚੇਤੇ ਆਉਂਦੀਆਂ ਨੇ ਜਦੋਂ ਇਤਬਾਰ ਦੀਆਂ ਗੱਲਾਂ ....
ਯਾਦ ਆਉਂਦੀਆਂ ਨੇ ਤੇਰੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਦੀਆਂ ਗੱਲਾਂ ..

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Jokes Majaak / sher to akela ata hai "
« on: August 16, 2010, 08:18:36 AM »
principal : y r u late..all ur classmates came to class in time..??!!


Student :
"jhund me kutte ate hain sir......
sher to akela ata hai "

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Jokes Majaak / galti na hone pe b mafi magne waale ko kya kehte hai.?
« on: August 16, 2010, 08:17:40 AM »

Tchr:Galti hone pe maafi magne waale ko kya kehte hai.?
Stud:Samajhdar.
Tchr:Aur galti na hone pe b mafi magne waale ko kya kehte hai.?


Stud:Boyfrnd...

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Jokes Majaak / Once Candidate attended an Interview.
« on: August 16, 2010, 08:16:45 AM »
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Candidate : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Candidate: Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Candidateh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Candidate: Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Candidate: Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Candidate: Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Candidate : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Candidate: You appoint me :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / kanjoos baap bete se-:
« on: August 16, 2010, 08:15:04 AM »
kanjoos baap bete se-:
meri dili khwaish hai ki tum bade hokar wakil bano,
son wo kyu?
kanjoos-:taki mera black coat tumhare kaam aa jaye...

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