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« on: August 21, 2010, 02:15:50 PM »
y4nky: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender gives him a drink.
y4nky again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender again gives him a drink
y4nky again asks for a drink as the fight is about to star.
Bartender: When on earth the fight will start?
y4nky: When you will ask for money.
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« on: August 21, 2010, 02:11:10 PM »
Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.
Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.
Funny Husband: I know all that.
Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?
Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married
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« on: August 21, 2010, 02:08:40 PM »
jhanda amli: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
grenade singh: Good job.
y4nky baba: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
grenade singh: Uhhhhh...
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« on: August 21, 2010, 02:04:25 PM »
jassii to gharry : Je main hostel di divar te chad java ta meinu engineering college dian girls dikh jan gian.
gharry: Aaho, par je tu gir gaya te naal hi medical college dian girls vi dikh jan gian.
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« on: August 21, 2010, 01:50:44 PM »
Bapu to $$$**SANDHU**$$$: Putt, tu kal raat daru pee ke idhar udar dig riha si.
$$$**SANDHU**$$$: Bapu, eh sab galat sangat di vajah naal hoya. Assi 4 dost, ik botal, te oh tino kambakhat peende hi nahi.
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« on: August 21, 2010, 01:47:59 PM »
JASSII: Doctor Saab, me Chashma laga k pad to sakanga?
Doctor: Haan, bilkul.
JASSII: Fir theek hai doctor sab, varna anpad admi ki zindagi bhi koi zindgi hai.
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« on: August 21, 2010, 01:43:50 PM »
pappu: Papa, je meri mami nu bhootni chambad gayi ta tusi ki karoge?
Papa: Mein ki karna a beta, eh bhena da aapsi mamla a
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« on: August 21, 2010, 01:40:19 PM »
Ik sharabi daru pee ke mar gaya. Par ohdi daru prati shardha vekho, oh marda marda vi keh gaya: Sharab te theek si, sala liver hi kamjor si.
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« on: August 21, 2010, 01:31:10 PM »
Bhikhari: Saab, coffee peen vaste 20 Rs de do.
Saab: Par coffee te 10 Rs di aandi a.
Bhikhari: Naal girlfriend vi a.
Saab: Wah! bhikahri ho ke girlfriend vi bana lai a.
Bhikhari: Nahi saab, girlfriend ne bhikhari bana dita a.
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« on: August 21, 2010, 01:28:42 PM »
Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua bhua kehnde ne.
Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, hath kada karu.
Sante to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita.
Teacher: Sante, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda?
Santa: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH han.
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« on: August 21, 2010, 01:22:03 PM »
Santa: I am going ka matlab batao.Banta: Main ja raha hoon.
Santa: Main nahi jane dunga, pehle matlab bata.....
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« on: August 20, 2010, 02:47:17 PM »
judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola? ...
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, I asked KAUN-SA-LAW aisa kehta he?
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« on: August 19, 2010, 02:19:11 PM »
Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:
Zaror tum mere khane k lye kch lai hogi? Wife: Bilkul thik,
isme mere new sandal hai
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« on: August 19, 2010, 02:15:39 PM »
Sonu to Halwai Sy: Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?
Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy 30 Sal Sy
Sonu: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani,
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« on: August 19, 2010, 02:13:56 PM »
Boy:-waz ur name?
gal:-Q btau?
me tumhe janti bhi nahi
Boy:-mat batao me bhi kaunsa tumhe apni "FERRARI"me bitha raha hu.
Gal:-Anjali B.com,2nd year, tution time 6-8.
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« on: August 19, 2010, 02:12:58 PM »
Baap: (Bachay Se)
Ravi Or Chanab Kahan Par Hain?
Bacha: (Ghabra Kar)
Ammi Jaan Se Pochain.
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Wohi Chezain Idhar Udhar Rakh Deti Hain. :-)
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« on: August 19, 2010, 08:56:24 AM »
hafta ho geya 1 hi video lagi ........ :comeon: yamleya tu aa mada jeha tere dand tod dene main ........ :comeon: meri video nai launde :angry:
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« on: August 18, 2010, 01:29:43 PM »
ਨਾ ਤਾਂ ਅਮੀਰ ਹਾਂ ਮੈਂ , ਨਾ ਹਾਂ ਗਰੀਬ ਕੋਈ,
ਸਿੱਧਾ ਜਿਹਾ ਬੰਦਾ ਹਾਂ, ਨਾ ਦਿਲ ‘ਚ ਖੋਟ ਕੋਈ |
ਲੇਖਾ ਜਦੋਂ ਵੀ ਕੀਤਾ, ਮੈਂ ਆਪਣੀ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਦਾ,
ਦਿਲ ਵਾਰ ਵਾਰ ਹੱਸਿਆ, ਅੱਖ ਜ਼ਾਰ ਜ਼ਾਰ ਰੋਈ |
ਸਾਨੂੰ ਸੱਜਣ ਮਿਲੇ ਅਜਿਹੇ, ਜਿਵੇਂ ਰੱਬ ਨੇ ਦਿੱਤੀ ਸੁਗਾਤ ਕੋਈ |
ਕਲਮ ਫ਼ੜਕੇ ਕਿੱਦਾਂ ਲਿਖੀਦੈ, ਇਹ ਅਸੀਂ ਨਹੀਂ ਸੀ ਜਾਣਦੇ,
ਓਹੀ ਸਿਖਾ ਗਏ ਨੇ ਸਾਨੂੰ, ਲਿਖਣ ਦਾ ਇਹ ਗੁਰ ਕੋਈ |
ਕੁਛ ਬੁੱਲਿਆਂ ਦੇ ਹਮਲੇ , ਕੁਛ ਭੰਬਟਾਂ ਦੇ ਝਟਕੇ,
ਇਸ ਸ਼ਮਾਂ ’ਤੇ ਕੀ ਕੀ ਬੀਤੀ, ਇਹ ਜਾਣਦਾ ਨਾ ਕੋਈ |
ਨਾ ਹੀ ਮੈਂ ਕੋਈ ਕਵੀ ਹਾਂ, ਤੇ ਨਾ ਹਾਂ ਸ਼ਾਇਰ ਕੋਈ |
ਲਿਖ਼ਦਾ ਉਹੀ ਕੁਝ ਹਾਂ, ਮੈਂ ਆਪਣੀ ਕਲਮ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ,
ਯਾਦ ਉਹਦੀ ਜੋ ਲਿਖਾਉਂਦੀ ਹੈ, ਦਿਲ ਨੂੰ ਤੜਪਾਉਂਦੀ ਹੋਈ |
ਮੈਂ ਕਲਮ ਚਲਾਉਣ ਦੀ ਕੋਸ਼ਿਸ਼, ਆਪ ਕਦੇ ਨਹੀਂ ਕਰਦਾ |
ਰੂਹ ਚਲਾਈ ਜਾਂਦੀ ਆ, ਉਹਦੀ ਯਾਦ ‘ਚ ਕੁਰਲਾਉਂਦੀ ਹੋਈ|
ਗੁੰਮ ਸੁੰਮ ਜਿਹਾ ਹੈ ਰਹਿੰਦਾ, ਸੁਣਦਾ ਨਾਂ ਕੁਝ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ,
‘j4tt’ ਦਿਲ ਮੇਰਾ ਨਾ ਦੱਸੇ, ਕੀ ਚੀਜ਼ ਇਸ ਦੀ ਖੋਈ |
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Naa taa ameer haa main , naa haa gareeb koyi,
sidha jeha banda haan, na dil vich khot koyi.
lekha jado vi keeta, main apni zindagi da,
Dil vaar vaar hasseya, akh zaar zaar royi...
Saanu sajjan mile ajehe, jive rabb ne ditti sugaat koyi,
Kalam farke kiddan likhidai, ih asi nahi si jaande.
Ohi sikha gaye ne saanu, likhan da eh gur koyi...
Kujh bulleyan de hamle, te kujh bhambatan de jhatke,
Is Shmaa te ki beeti, eh janda na koyi...
Na hi main koyi kavi haan, te na haan shayar koyi,
Likhda ohi kujh haan, main apni kalam de naal...
Yaad ohdi jo likhvaundi hai, dil nu tarpaundi hoyi,
Main kalam chalaun di koshish, Aap kade nahi karda,
Rooh chalayi jaandi a, Ohdi yaad ch kurlaundi hoyi...
Gumm summ jeha hai rehnda, sunda na kujh kehnda,
'j4tt' dil mera na dasse, ki cheez is di khoyi...
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« on: August 17, 2010, 08:04:56 AM »
- 1, There are more than 2,700 languages in the world. In addition, there are more than 7,000 dialects. A dialect is a regional variety of a language that has a different pronunciation, vocabulary, or meaning.
2 , The most difficult language to learn is Basque, which is spoken in northwestern Spain and southwestern France. It is not related to any other language in the world. It has an extremely complicated word structure and vocabulary.
3 , All pilots on international flights identify themselves in English.
4 , Somalia is the only African country in which the entire population speaks the same language, Somali.
5 , The language in which a government conducts business is the official language of that country.
6 , More than 1,000 different languages are spoken on the continent of Africa.
7 , Many languages in Africa include a “click” sound that is pronounced at the same time as other sounds. You must learn these languages in childhood to do it properly.
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« on: August 17, 2010, 07:15:17 AM »
chewing gum, confection consisting usually of chicle, flavorings, and corn syrup and sugar (or artificial sweeteners). Prehistoric people are believed to have chewed resins. Spruce resin was chewed as a thirst quencher by Native Americans, from whom pioneers adopted the custom. Refined paraffin was later used and then chicle, which was probably first imported into the United States through Mexico. A chicle gum was patented in 1869 by William and Semple. In the present-day manufacture of chewing gum blocks of chicle are ground, melted, and cleared in a whirling vat, and then the flavorings (e.g., fruits, licorice, mints) and other ingredients are added. The gum is rolled through sheeting machinery and chopped into sticks or into candy-coated pellets. Insoluble plastics may be mixed with or substituted for the chicle. The United States is the major producer, exporter, and consumer, of chewing gum.
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