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« on: April 27, 2014, 01:56:44 PM »
Veeran de veer
yaaran de yaar,
dushman lai talwar,
siran te sohni dastar,
len har bandey di saar,
saabat surt tiyar bar tiyar,
dooron inj laggan jiven challi aave sheran di daar,
aapne Guru nu na bhullde,
Karde har dharam da satkar.
This is SARDAR...
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« on: April 27, 2014, 01:50:20 PM »
Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.
Teacher: Are you mad?.
Student: It is a question.
Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: It is an advice.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.
Teacher: You are an idiot.
Student: It is an insult!.
Teacher: Get out of my class.
Student: It is an order!
Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame!
Student: It is an exclamation.
Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Student: It is a prayer sir! :p :D: :laugh:
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« on: April 27, 2014, 01:39:31 PM »
si gal aa :D: :D:
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« on: April 27, 2014, 01:37:38 PM »
hehe :D:
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« on: April 27, 2014, 07:57:06 AM »
Jatt Dhabe te chaa pin rukya te naal ek chamcha bhuki da kha lya.....
chaa aale ne Jatt nu puchya ki 22 ji aa ki khayi jane ho.?
Jatt kenda bhuki khayi jana tu khani aa..?
chaa aala kenda ki honda 22 ji aah kha ke.?
Jatt kenda 1 chamcha kha ke dupe khad ja
tenu aaye lagu jiven mee payi janda.... :D: :D:
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« on: April 27, 2014, 03:59:13 AM »
Following the resurrection, the disciples were still scattered about Jerusalem and the surrounding villages.
John finds Peter and runs up to him. Excitedly he says, "Peter, Peter! I've got some good news and some bad news."
Peter takes ahold of John and calms him down. "Take it easy, John. What is it? What's the good news?"
John says, "The good news is Christ is risen."
Peter says, "That's great! But, what's the bad news?"
John, looking around, says, "He's really steamed about last Friday."
:D: :D:
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« on: April 24, 2014, 02:12:37 AM »
PaaNi SaSta HaI To PhIr TahaFuz Ka!sa,,,,?????
KhooN MehNga Ha! To HaR ShehaR Me BehTa KyO Ha!…!!!!
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« on: April 23, 2014, 11:21:15 PM »
Unke dosti ka ehsan,hamara ehsas bangya..
rhte rehte wo hamari zindagi bangye,pata nahiaisa kya hogaya???
wo humse dur hogye aur hamara ehsas hume tadpate rehgyaa......... :hug:
...
Tu Wo Zaalim Hai Jo Dil Mein Reh Kar Bhi Mera Na Ban Saka..
“Ae dost”
Aur Dil Wo Kafir Jo Mujh Mein Reh kar Bhi Tera Ho Gaya…!!!!!
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« on: April 23, 2014, 11:05:11 PM »
thnx for the compliment :5:
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« on: April 23, 2014, 09:39:53 PM »
Kal ki bate beet gayin...
Ham haare duniya jeet gayin
barso se rahi he reet yahin
nehi milti sachchi preet kahin..
jisey kehta he be-dard jamaana
ishq hi he rog puraana
jab se hua hai tab se he jana
Jalta hai kyu her perwaana
khiltey hai kyu fhool fijaa main
milta hai naa pyaar jhaa main
Lagta hai na aser dua main..
miltaa hai jab dard wafaa main
Kon bharey fir jhakhahmm puraane..
Jis pe gujarey wo hain jaane :break:
...
mera mud change ho gya (no good bye)
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« on: April 23, 2014, 08:55:22 PM »
Pappu - : Paji,
Ye Log Ball Se Kya Kr Rhe Hai?
Santa : Goal Kr Rhe Hain!!!
Pappu - :"Lekin Paji,
Ball To Pehle Se Gol Hai ,
Or Kitni Gol Krenge?"
:D:
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« on: April 23, 2014, 06:21:13 AM »
changa ji ssa mere to jo bi galti hoyi menu maff ker diyo rab rakha.
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« on: April 23, 2014, 05:34:30 AM »
TUSI DONO APNI APNI ------------------ CHH LELO
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« on: April 23, 2014, 05:08:52 AM »
Langhde Haan Jadon Hun Shehar Wichon Tere,
Langhi Hoyi Zindagi Purani Chete Aa Jandi,
Charche C Jadon Kade Yaari Wale Sade,
Jalandher To Ludhiane Di Kahani Chete Aa Jandi,
Kinne Mousam Badle,Ruttan Badal Gyiaan,
Par Jo Nahi Badli Ik Peed Nishani Chete Aa Jandi,
Safar Adhure Reh Gaye, Manzilan Na Miliyan,
Mitti Wich Ruli Zindgani Chete Aa Jandi,
Dekhda Haan Jadon Hun Khali Saffe Rullde,
Nu Apni Kalam Diwani Chete Aa Jandi…
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« on: April 20, 2014, 09:41:44 PM »
right bro..... lol :D: :D:
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« on: April 20, 2014, 05:02:38 PM »
bhootnath
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« on: April 20, 2014, 04:32:09 PM »
The one who before going out for a party gets, Facial, Bleach, Waxing, Hair curling/straightning, Threading, Toning, crubing, Moisturising, done & Puts on Lipstik, LipGloss, Lipliner, Perfume, Body toner, Body lotion, Eye liner, Eye shadow, Eye maskara, Foundation, Face powder, Rings, Bracelets, Neckless, Nail Print Party dress, Sandal, Purse and Says "Yaar,jaldi me kuch kia hi ni, aise hi uth kar aa gayi ..." Define Boy: The one who before going to party calls his friend and asks, "Bhai, tu nahaa ke aayega kya ? Main nahi nahane wala aaj." :D  :D: :D:
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« on: April 20, 2014, 02:41:44 AM »
tenshion ta tanu hoi payi wa :D: :D:
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« on: April 19, 2014, 02:28:54 AM »
ha ji 22 ki hoya....????
...
mari gal sahi he ke ni :D: :D:
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« on: April 19, 2014, 12:44:45 AM »
Qudrat Ne Aurat ko Haseen Banaya
:
Khubsurti di
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Chand sa chehra diya
:
Hirni si Ankhe
:
Morni jaisay Chaal
:
Resham se Baal
:
Koel jaisi Methee awaz di
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Phool c masoomiat di
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Gulab se Hont
:
Shehad c mitas di
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Pyar Bhra Dil Dia
:
Phir
?
?
?
ZUBAN Di
aur
Sab Satya Naas Ho gaya
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Har waqt
Tr
Trr
Trrr ......X_X =)) ({}) :D: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :D:
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