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« on: March 23, 2014, 12:09:03 AM »
tanduri chikan naal hove 1 bear
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« on: March 23, 2014, 12:06:56 AM »
thnx
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« on: March 23, 2014, 12:00:22 AM »
thnx
...
koshish kro chnga dost banan di
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« on: March 22, 2014, 11:46:00 PM »
makke di roti naal sero tha saag pura nejara aa jana
125
« on: March 22, 2014, 11:33:49 PM »
aapa ta apne punjab nu chad ke kite vi ni jana
i love my india :love:
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« on: March 22, 2014, 11:31:57 PM »
fer tusi das do ki titel pava :D: :D:
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« on: March 22, 2014, 11:27:01 PM »
hmmmmmmmm
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« on: March 22, 2014, 11:24:11 PM »
I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.
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« on: March 22, 2014, 11:17:21 PM »
Wonderful #Confession by a Girl in Church & Amazing reply she got She: I m in love with a boy who is far away from me I m in india and he lives in uk.. We met on marriage website Became friends on #Facebook Had long chats on #WhatsApp Proposed each other on #Skype N now 2 months of relationship through #Viber.. I need UR blessings and good wish oh god.. Guy besides her said: Now get married on #Twitter Have fun on #Tango Buy your kids from #ebay Send them through #GMail And if U R fed up with ur husband or kids to unko #OLX pe bech daal kyunki OLX pe sab vikta hai lol :D  :D: :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: March 22, 2014, 11:14:02 PM »
Dear Girls,
if you are annoyed by
too many friend request from boys..
Just set your original pic as profile pic.
if it doesnt work :-
wash your face, take a pic and try again.
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 22, 2014, 11:12:17 PM »
Define Girl : The one who before going out for a party gets,
Facial, Bleach, Waxing,
Hair curling/straightning,
Threading, Toning, crubing, Moisturising,
done &
Puts on Lipstik, LipGloss, Lipliner,
Perfume, Body toner, Body lotion,
Eye liner, Eye shadow, Eye maskara,
Foundation, Face powder, Rings,
Bracelets, Neckless, Nail Print
Party dress, Sandal, Purse
and Says "Yaar,jaldi me kuch kia hi ni,
aise hi uth kar aa gayi ..."
Define Boy: The one who before going to party
calls his friend and asks,
"Bhai, tu nahaa ke aayega kya ?
Main nahi nahane wala aaj." :D
:D: :D:
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« on: March 22, 2014, 11:10:40 PM »
Santa while taking a head-bath was applying #shampoo even on his shoulders.
Jeeto: Why are you applying #shampoo on shoulders?
Santa: This shampoo is special.
It is clearly written on it
"Head and Shoulders" :D
:laugh: :laugh:
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« on: March 22, 2014, 11:09:28 PM »
3 Boys proposing a Girl..
1st boy- I Can die for you.
Girl- Every one says like this.
2nd boy- I Can get stars for you.
Girl- Pretty old dialog.
3rd boy- I can delete My Facebook ACCOUNT.
Girl in Tears, I'll Marry U... :D
:D: :D:
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« on: March 22, 2014, 11:04:29 PM »
Girl: I dont lyk, the way
U keep staring at me! :/
.
.
.
Boy: And I love the way
U notice me doing that!
:wow:
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« on: March 22, 2014, 11:01:53 PM »
I Love you
But i am not your Lover.
i Hug you
But i am not ur Life Partner.
I Care for you
But i am not from your Family.
I am ready to share your pain
But i am not in your Blood Relation.
They are... Friends !
A True Friend scolds like a Dad !
Cares like a Mom !
Irritates like a Sister !
Teases like a Brother !
And finally
Loves you more than a Lover
:hug: :love:
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« on: March 22, 2014, 10:58:38 PM »
Becoz of Global Warming........
Our Next generation will not b able to see Tigers !!!!
.
.
To Hum kya kare?
Hamne bhi to Dinosaur nahi dekha hai.
Kabhi Shikayat ki kya?
Only 842 girls are left for every 1000 boys in India .........
SAVE GIRLS !!!
we can save the tigers later....
Bike pe piche ladki chahiye ya tiger ??
.
choice is yours....
Janhit Mein Jaari.... bachao Naari
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« on: March 22, 2014, 10:57:05 PM »
A Father asked his daughter :
Who do u Love more ME or UR Husband.?
The best reply given by d daughter:
I don't know really...
but when I see you, I forget him
but when I see him,
I remember you...
Really True
=D> =D> =D>
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« on: March 22, 2014, 10:54:41 PM »
#Smile will be complete
When it begins in your #Heart,
reflects in your eyes
and ends with a glow on your face.
Wish you an ever #Smiling life!
Good Day!
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« on: March 22, 2014, 10:52:51 PM »
Teriya hi socha wich rha main gwacha
mainu khabar na koi sansar di
baaki dunia ton dass main ki ae lena
mainu lod bass ikko tere pyar di
:love: :love:
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« on: March 22, 2014, 10:45:47 PM »
पठान अपनी बीवी की क़ब्र पे ज़ोर-ज़ोर से पंखा चला के रो रहा था।
किसी ने कहा: इतनी मोहब्बत? या अल्लाह <3
.
पठान बोला: मरने वाली कह गई थी,
मेरी क़ब्र की मिट्टी सूखने के बाद ही दूसरा निक़ाह करना
पता नहीं कौन साला रोज 2 बाल्टी पानी डाल जाता है??
:D: :D: :D:
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