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Jokes Majaak / Santa banta de new jokes
« on: April 22, 2015, 05:14:45 PM »
Bahut Kuch Ditta Eh Rabba Tu Mainu, Bass Ik Meharbani Hor Karde
Ja Tah Milaade Mainu Yaar Mere Naal, Nhi Tah Botal Whisky Di Mere Moohre Dharde :D:

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Lyrics / Kismat
« on: April 21, 2015, 01:40:06 PM »
Karma Nu Tu Mil Gayi
Kismat Nu Dukh Kude
Aapa' Keehde Naa Kariye
Ve Sajna Dass Giley
Aapa' Keehde Naa Kariye
Ve Sajna Dass Giley
Eh Goodhe Pyaara'n De
Nikle Ne Sile
Karma Nu Tu Mil Gayi
Kismat Nu Dukh Kude
Karma Nu Tu Mil Gayi
Kismat Nu Dukh Kude

Keeh Zor Gareeban Da
Oh Jadon Likhiyanrabb Diyan
Kakhan Naal Kad Puggiya
Ni Eh Aggan Jag Dian
Khoohan Naal Khooh Allharhe
Kade Bhull Ke Na Mile
Karma Nu Tu Mil Gayi
Kismat Nu Dukh Kude
Karma Nu Tu Mil Gayi
Kismat Nu Dukh Kude

Eh Kismat Naal Charhda
Rang Goodha Mehndi Da
Tenu Umra Layi Chadh Jaye
Rang Goorha Mehndi Da
Saanu Vi Dekhange
Mehndi Laundi Keeh Vile
Karma Nu Tu Mil Gayi
Kismat Nu Dukh Kude
Karma Nu Tu Mil Gayi
Kismat Nu Dukh Kude

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Jokes Majaak / Aaj tan aa gya nzara yaaro,
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:56:20 AM »
Aaj tan aa gya nzara yaaro,
Jad kudi ne ghutt ke seene laa lya si,
Par odo udd gye hosh mere,
:
:
:
Kehndi sorry veer ji
niche cockroach aa gya si....  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Shayari / Kaash tainu vi pyar te vishvas hunda
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:49:55 AM »
Kaash tainu vi pyar te vishvas hunda
fer tainu vi tere dhoke da ehsaas hunda
mere #Pyar di kahani majaak ch na ruldi
je tu mere Pyar de jazbatan nu na bhuldi...


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Shayari / Tu roz karaundi ae saanu CRY
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:48:29 AM »
Tu roz karaundi ae saanu CRY
jdo Lang di ae kolo tu mar ke SHY

PJ te tu hundi ae hamesha CRAZY
pr REPLY kardi ae ever LAZY LAZY

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Shayari / Ye daulat bhi le lo, ye shoharat bhi le lo
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:45:04 AM »
Ye daulat bhi le lo, ye shoharat bhi le lo
bhale chin lo mujhase meri javani
magar mujhko lauta do bachpan ka savan
wo kagaz ke kashti, wo barish ka pani
muhalle ke sabase nishani purani
wo budhiya jise bache kahate the nani
wo nani ke baton mein pariyon ka dera
wo chahare ke jhuriryon mein sadiyon ka phera
bhulaye nahi bhool sakata hai koi
wo choti si raten wo lambi kahani
kadi dhup mein apne ghar se nikalana
wo chidiya wo bul-bul wo titali pakadana
wo gudiya ke shadi mein ladana jhagadana
wo jhulon se girna wo gir ke sambhalana
wo pital ke challon ke pyare se tohafe
wo tuti hui chudiyon ke nishani
kabhi ret ke unche tilon pe jana
gharonde banana banake mitana
wo masum chahat ke tasvir apni
wo khwabon khilaunon ke jagir apni
na duniya ka gham tha na rishton ke bandhan
badi khubasurat thi wo zindagani

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Shayari / Kisi De Ishq Ch Ki Ki Mukaam Aunde Ne
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:43:39 AM »
Kisi De Ishq Ch Ki Ki Mukaam Aunde Ne
Kade Khushi Kade Gam De Paigaam Aunde Ne
Hanera Chhaya Taan, Mera Saye Ne Bhi Sath Chadd Ditta
Sunya Si Samey Te Apne Hi Kamm Aunde Ne…

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Shayari / Horan Wangu Ohnu Dil Cho Kadh Vi Sakde Si
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:42:43 AM »
Horan Wangu Ohnu Dil Cho Kadh Vi Sakde Si
Ishq Da Boota Apne Hathi Vadd Vi Sakde Si
Ki Kariye Majboori Nahi Kamjori Aa Oh Sadi
Nahi Tan Duniya Vangu Ohnu Chhad Vi Sakde Si…

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Jokes Majaak / Heer ro ro kar
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:40:54 AM »
Heer ro ro kar raanjhe se keh rahi hai.. Haath chhor kameene meri naak beh rahi hai..!!! 

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Jokes Majaak / ਮੈ = ਕੁੜੀ ਨੂ ਪੁੱਛਿਆ
« on: April 18, 2015, 12:31:53 PM »
ਮੈ = ਕੁੜੀ ਨੂ ਪੁੱਛਿਆ
" ਦੱਸੋ ਭਲਾ ਪੜੇ ਲਿਖੇ ਤੇ ਅਨਪੜ ਵਿੱਚ ਕੀ ਫਰਕ ਏ "
" ਕੁੜੀ " ਜਿਹੜੇ ਪੜੇ ਲਿਖੇ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਆ ਉਹ ਹਾਂਜੀ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਆ
" ਤੇ
" ਜਿਹੜੇ ਅਨਪੜ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਆ ਉਹ ਆਹੋ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਆ ਓਕੇ "
"
" ਮੈ ਕਿਹਾ ਇਸ ਦਾ ਮਤਲਬ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਪੜੇ ਲਿਖੇ ਹੋ "
"
" ਕੁੜੀ = ਆਹੋ

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Jokes Majaak / IK makhi da IK macher nal viah ho gya
« on: April 18, 2015, 12:28:42 PM »
IK makhi da IK macher nal viah ho gya
Agle din makhi bahut rondi c te makhi di pan ne poshia ki hoya Makhi kehdi rat main good night chla dita te tera jija mar gya :cry: :cry:

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Jokes Majaak / Boy : pen hai ?
« on: April 18, 2015, 12:27:30 PM »
Boy : pen hai ?
Girl : nahi hai.
Boy : pen hai Pen ?
Girl : Kiha na nahi haiga..
(thodi Der Badh)
Boy : pen he Pen ? pen ?
Girl :Kini var Kava Nahi hai. Hun Puchiya na Hathode Naal Sir Par Dugi
Boy : Hathoda hai ?
Girl : nahi...
Boy : Acha Phir Pen hai Pen ?? :he: :he: :he:

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Jokes Majaak / HUSBAND SENT AN SMS TO WIFE:
« on: April 18, 2015, 12:26:20 PM »
HUSBAND SENT AN SMS TO WIFE:
Thanks for making my life wonderful
and being a part of my life. What
ever I am is only because of u, u r
my angel thanks for coming in my life
and making it worth living.
You're Great.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SHE REPLIED : pee li na ? Ab chup
chap ghar aa jao..
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.
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DARO MAT..
KUCHH NAHI BOLUNGI..! ! .
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Husband: Thank you. :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Teacher: Challo Betta ABC Sunaaa.
« on: April 18, 2015, 12:25:19 PM »
Teacher: Challo Betta ABC Sunaaa.
Pappu: A B D E
Teacher: Mai Thapad Marna Tere.... "C" Kaun Kahuga
Pappu: Dukh de TU Hazaran Has has K Sahan Ge... See lavan Ge Ni Bull Par "C" Na Kahan Geh!!

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ਕੁੜੀਆ ਨੇ ਕਾਲਜ ਵਿੱਚ strike ਕਰਤੀ "
"
" ਕੁੜੀਆ ਦੇ ਪਿੱਛੇ ਖੜੇ ਮੁੰਡੇ ਵੀ ਕੁੜੀਆ ਦਾ ਸਾਥ ਦੇਣ ਦੇ ਸੀ "
"
" ਕੁੜੀਆ ਨਾਰੇ ਲਾਉਣ ਦੀਆ ਸੀ "
ਸਾਡੀ ਮਾਂਗੇ "
ਸਾਡੀ ਮਾਂਗੇ "
ਪਿੱਛੇ ਮੁੰਡੇ " ਨਾਰੇ ਲਾਉਣ ਦੇ ਸੀ ਸਿੰਦੂਰ ਨਾਲ ਭਰੋ

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Jokes Majaak / Teacher: raju
« on: April 18, 2015, 11:59:59 AM »
Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? , Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? , Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir

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Jokes Majaak / Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C
« on: April 18, 2015, 11:52:40 AM »
Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C, Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!
Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai
Tan Usne Keha, Meri Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai… :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Shayari / Kde McD Oh Jave
« on: April 18, 2015, 11:43:27 AM »
Kde McD Oh Jave, Kade Pizza Mangvave
Kudi Ehni Lazy Hogi Ghare Roti Na Pakave
Kehndi Aatta Gundi Nu Mainu Chdhe Khij Jehi
Chaa To Bina Pind Reh Nai C Sakdi
Oh CCD Di Coffee Hun Peena Ghij Gyi…

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Shayari / Aap khud nhi jante
« on: April 17, 2015, 07:31:23 PM »
Aap khud nhi jante ki ap kitne pyare ho., .. jaan to hmari par jaan se pyare ho .. duriyon k hone se koi farrk nhi pdta. ... . .. ap kal b hamare the & aj b hmare ho....:)

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Shayari / Ek Waqt Ki Baat Hai Ek Ladka Tha Ek Ladki Thi...
« on: April 17, 2015, 07:29:07 PM »
Ek Waqt Ki Baat Hai Ek Ladka Tha Ek Ladki Thi....
Dono Ko Ek Dusre Se Bepnah Mohabbat Thi...

Ek Dusre Ke Bina Unse Jiya Nhi Jata Tha...
Ek Pal Ki Bhi Judai Ka Zahar Unse Piya Nhi Jata Tha...

Ladki Ka Ek Sapna Tha Ke Wo Kuchh Kar Ke Dikhaye...
Apne Balboote Pe Wo Kuchh Ban Ke Dikhaye...

Use Kahaniya Likhne Ka Bda Shokh Tha...
Uska Har Lafz Schayi Tha Bolta...

Isi Hunar Ko Mai Aage Tak Pahuchau Uska Ye Khwab Tha...
Magar Afsoos Gareebi Ke Aage Ye Khwab La Jwab Tha...

Ladka Bhi Na Tha Ameer Ke Uske Sapne Ko Sakar Karta...
Magar Wo Kaise Apne Mahboob Ke Hunar Ko Bekar Karta...

Ladki Ko Zaroorat Thi Kuchh Paiso Ki Jis Se Wo Kitab Chhap Sakti Thi...
Yehi Wo Rasta Tha Jis Se Wo Apne Sapno Ki Manzil Ko Bhap Sakti Thi...

Ladke Ko Usne Btaya Ke Mere Liye Ye Zaroori Bahut Hai...
Magar Kya Karu Ke Meri To Majboori Bahut Hai...

Ladke Ne Kuchh Na Kaha Waha Se Chla Gya...
Agle Dinladki Ko Uske Ghar Me Ek Lifafa Mila...

Us Lifafe Me Itne Paise The Jitne Ka Use Kaam Tha...
Magar Bhejne Wale Ka Pta Nhi Wo To Benam Tha...

Usne Paise Nikale Magar Lifafe Ko Almari Aise Hi Rakh Diya...
Un Paiso Se Usne Apna Sapna Bhi Pura Kar Liya...

Ladke Se Mil Ke Usne Apni Khushi Ka Izhar Kiya...
Ladke Ko Usne Us Din Bepanah Pyar Kiya...

Magar Afsoos Ladka Kuchh Waqt Me Hi Ladki Ko Chhod Gya...
Dusri Duniya Me Chala Gya Wo Sab Se Muh Mod Gya...

Ladki Ne Bulandio Tak Ka Safar Tay Karna Tha...
Uski Kismat Me Abhi Nhi Likha Marna Tha...

Kuchh Dino Me Ladka Kio Mara Iski Report Aayi...
Sab Ke Samne Khul Gyi Uske Pyar Ki Schayi...

Usne Ladki Ke Sapno Ke Liye Apna Ek Gurda(Kidny) Bech Diya Tha...
Ladki Ke Liye Usne Apni Zindagi Ka Sauda Kya Tha...

Ladki Ke Naam Wo Ek Chhithi Chhod Gya Tha...
Apni Jaan Dekar Tumhare Sapne Khride Hai Inhe Pura Karna Khat Me Bas Itna Likha Tha...

Ladki Ne Bhi Uske Kiye Ka Achha Sila Diya...
Apni Pahad C Zindagi Ko Akele Hi Bita Diya...

Sapne To Pure Huye Uske Magar Un Sapno Ka Shahzada Nhi Tha...
Mar Bhi Na Payi Wo Kio Ke Ladke Ne Wada Jo Liya Tha...

Kya Mohabbat Me Khushi Aur Pyar Ek Sath Nhi Mil Sakte...
Kya Yaha Ke Chaman Me Pyar Karne Wale Phool Nhi Khil Sakte......

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