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« on: November 08, 2010, 07:16:34 PM »
chutkala ta phela b sunaya c ... kush ta mai ana ta kar k hoya cobra sade tae roj ana hass da thora thora kar k ajjj asi pher iko vari agli pishli kasar kadh tayi  :
oh ta pehla hi gusse wich laal peela hoyi janda. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hun pata nahi ki banana us da tuhada hassa dekh ke. :wait: :wait: :wait:
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« on: November 08, 2010, 07:13:44 PM »
hawwwww mazak b udayi jande tae chutrayi b dekhayi jande o ... tras karo sadae tae rahaem bakshao hazoor.
chalo ji kar dinde tuhade te vi reham.yaad rakhoge tusi. :hihpanga: :hihpanga: maaf kita tuhanu . :he: :he:
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« on: November 08, 2010, 07:11:10 PM »
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oh god ene khush tusi.  : : :
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« on: November 08, 2010, 07:09:32 PM »
rab da lakh lakh shukar karna ta fraj banda thoada sade wargae jawan thoadayi rakhi layi border line bethae hoyae nae ik thodae kushi kar k... ta tusi mazaak bana k udayi jande o... :huhh:
kithe ud riha majak dikh hi nahi riha. :excited: :excited: :excited:
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« on: November 08, 2010, 07:06:23 PM »
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« on: November 08, 2010, 07:02:27 PM »
o ta haa ji ... apni sifat apae thora kiti jandi ... thoade vargi aam janta kardi faujia seefat.
hanji aasi ta aam janta hi thik aa.thank god ke tuhada warga brain nahi dita rabb ne sanu. :rabb: :rabb: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: November 08, 2010, 06:59:23 PM »
hor koi hega thodayi family vich army vich k nai
na ji na sada ta koi nahi aa army wich waise tuhade warge like person hon army wich ta hor kise di loar hi nahi. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :pagel:
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« on: November 08, 2010, 06:57:14 PM »
:hehe: :hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
ki gal aa . :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
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« on: November 08, 2010, 06:54:14 PM »
o oh i see i see ... u mean u want gf :laugh: :rabb:
gf : : : : : :
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« on: November 08, 2010, 06:53:11 PM »
lol tu galha ayi bana di rahaya kar .... :excited:
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« on: November 08, 2010, 06:50:42 PM »
ok ji....
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hun bani gal :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: : :
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« on: November 08, 2010, 06:49:07 PM »
chalo koi nai rab thodayi choli shayti kushiya naal bar dae.... thoadae 1 nai 2-2 bf banan nu tyar hun :laugh:
no no i dont wanna bf.
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« on: November 08, 2010, 06:46:33 PM »
lagda aa manu b chalo mai dubara hass landa thora jaa ghat aa : :laugh: :laugh:
eda hasso phir like me :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:
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« on: November 08, 2010, 06:42:54 PM »
: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :
kuj jyada hi happy ho rahe : : :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: November 08, 2010, 06:40:14 PM »
:hihpanga: hanji tusi b apne bf da mobile check kar layo kitae ous nae b na likhyae howe murgi no. 5 :Laugh:
i have no bf. :sad: :sad: :sad:
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« on: November 08, 2010, 06:37:51 PM »
adae vich hassa vali ki galh aa oh ta meri gf murga kah lae chae sweetu :hehe: sadi ta ik galh aa :
okkkkkkkkkkk ji fir thik aa :hihpanga:
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« on: November 08, 2010, 06:35:05 PM »
tenu kyu hassa aunda :sad:
murga no 5.to. : : :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: November 08, 2010, 06:31:33 PM »
murga no.5 : : :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :blah:
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« on: November 08, 2010, 05:57:10 PM »
MAND joins army, given AK 47..
He's puzzled & asks Major>> Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major >> Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga.
MAND>>>>> :wait: :wait: :wait:
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« on: November 08, 2010, 05:48:50 PM »
School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and
a woman gains her masters.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students
without passing through 'the minds of either'
Conference:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room:
A place where
everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late,
and late when you are early.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand
before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you by bills.
Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:
A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life..
Yawn:
The only time some married men
ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that
you know more than you actually do.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions..
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life,
to be wise after death
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