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Jokes Majaak / Re: PJ SARPANCH Cycle De Utte
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:39:26 AM »
OHH TE BAN JOO ...

922
Jokes Majaak / Golden Words By Hitler & $$VELLY_JATT$$
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:37:56 AM »
Golden Words By Hitler:
If you can not fly, run.
If you can not run, Walk.
If you can not walk, crawl.
but keep moving…

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$$VELLY_JATT$$:
Oye Eh Ta Theek Aa, Per Jana Kithe Hai?

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Jokes Majaak / Sukh-Chain Di Saa
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:35:33 AM »
Question: Wo Kehdi Cheez Hai Jehdi Wife Apne Husband Nu Saari Umar Nai Lain Dindi?
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Hor Soch Lavo.
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Ans. – Sukh-Chain Di Saa… (Breath)

924
Jokes Majaak / PJ SARPANCH Cycle De Utte
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:30:28 AM »
PJ SARPANCH Cycle De Utte Ja Reha Si,
Raste Ch Ik Bhikhari Mileya, “Allah De Na Te Kuch De Davo…”
PJ SARPANCH Nu Tarash Aaya, “Chal Aa Cycle Te Bai, Tainu Garden Da Ik Chakkar De Devan.”
:D: :D: :D:

925
Jokes Majaak / Re: Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:26:57 AM »
HAHAHA

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Jokes Majaak / ♥♫SaNj♥♫ AND ★ ☾☆ ηooя ★ ☾☆
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:26:02 AM »
★ ☾☆ ηooя ★ ☾☆: Oh Yaar Tu Ki Boli Jandi Ae Mainu Nai Sunai Dinda?
Thodi Uchi Aawaz Ch Bol Taan Sunu…
♥♫SaNj♥♫: Main Taan Bas Chewing Gum Chab Rehi Haan… Tainu Ki Keha?

927
Jokes Majaak / 5 Lakh Da Operation
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:22:10 AM »
Ik Doctor Ne Chhote Jehe Operation De 5 Lakh Rupeye Mang Laye…
Mareej Sun Ke Hairani Naal Boleya: Daactar Ji, Inne Paise Naal Taan Operation Ki, Ik Navi Car Aa Jayu…
Doctor: Ohi Taan Laini Aan.
:D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Dost Ni Badalde
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:19:38 AM »
YEAH MERE DOST VI AVE HII NE

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Jokes Majaak / ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ TE ਮਨ_ਸੇਖੋਂ
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:19:09 AM »
ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ Ne Blade De Naal Apni Girlfriend Da Naa Apne Hath Te Likheya
5 Minute Baad Jor Jor Di Ron Lageya.

ਮਨ_ਸੇਖੋਂ : Oh Kahnu Ronda Oye?

ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ: Maitho Spelling Galat Ho Gayi Naa Di…

930
Jokes Majaak / Nag Panchami
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:16:15 AM »
A couple had a fight whole night…
Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.

Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?

Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagan Pee Lai.

931
Jokes Majaak / Re: **Urmy with Dad**
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:15:05 AM »
HAHAH ...

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Jokes Majaak / Re: $$VELLY_JATT$$ and ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:14:00 AM »
haha

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Jokes Majaak / Je Fer Nazar Aaya
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:13:42 AM »
Arz Karda Haan,
Ohna Di Gali To Gujre
Taan Ohna Da Chobara Nazar Aaya,

Wah Ji Wah…

Ohda Baapu Bahar Aa Ke Boleya,
Hath Pair Tod Devanga, Je Fer Nazar Aaya…

934
Jokes Majaak / Dost Ni Badalde
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:11:54 AM »
Result Je Changa Hove:
Teacher: Hosiyar Jawak Hai
Maa: Rab Di Mehar Ho Gayi
Baapu: Putt Kihda Hai
Dost: Chal Daru Peen Chaliye…

Rusult Je Kharab Hove:
Teacher: Padhai Ch Dhiyan Ni Siga
Maa: Agg Lagge Es Mobile Nu
Baapu: Laadan Ne Bigaad Deya
Dost: Chal Daru Peen Chaliye…

Moral: Duniya Badal Jandi Hai Per Kade Dost Ni Badalde

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Jokes Majaak / Majj Te Khota
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:09:23 AM »
Ikk Majj Khote De Utte Chad Gayi
Khota: Ae Ki Kar Rahi Hain?
Majj Boli, Main Taan Majaak Kita Si…
Khota: Main Majaak Karanga Taa Panchaytan Kardi Firengi…
:D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / $$VELLY_JATT$$ and ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ
« on: September 05, 2011, 04:04:34 AM »
ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ & $$VELLY_JATT$$ Saffar Te Ja Rhe See
Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gye
Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye
Raat Nu $$VELLY_JATT$$ Di Akh Khuli
Ohne ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa
Riha Hai ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare
$$VELLY_JATT$$ Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai
ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ: Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai
$$VELLY_JATT$$: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai

937
Jokes Majaak / Chandigarh Di Degree
« on: September 05, 2011, 03:54:30 AM »
Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C
Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!
Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai
Tan Usne Keha Meri
Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai…

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Jokes Majaak / Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi
« on: September 05, 2011, 03:38:51 AM »
Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi,
Fer Madhosh Nazran Naal Sharma Vall Dekhde Hoye
Apni Salwar Laahndi Hoyi Kehan Laggi,
“Pata Hai Na, Ajj Ki Karna Hai?”

sharma : Saali, Main Ajj Raat Nu Kapde Nahi Dhowanga… :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ★ ☾☆ ηooя ★ ☾☆ yadaan wich
« on: September 05, 2011, 03:35:52 AM »
main nahi vekhiyaa

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Jokes Majaak / Ik Pari Te 3 Friends
« on: September 05, 2011, 03:35:21 AM »
3 Kaale Friends Kathe Kite Ja Rahe Si
Raste Ch Ohna Nu Ik Pari Mili
Os Pari Ne Teena Di Dungi Yaari Nu Dekh Ke
1-1 Vardan Mangan Nu Keha
1st Dost: Mainu Dudh Jeha Gora Bana Do.
2nd Dost: Mainu Vi Ohna Hi Gora Bana Do.
Oh Dove Gore Ho Gaye…
3rd Dost: Hee Hee… Hee Hee… Heeeeeeeee Heeeeeeee…
Ehna Saaleyan Nu Fer Kala Bana De
Teeno Fer Kaale Ho Gaye

Moral: Friends Kameene Hi Rehte Hain.

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