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News Khabran / Re: One more khali from atari, Amritsar
« on: September 06, 2011, 01:23:45 PM »
Vekiya . . .is nu normally ghumda rehanda

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Love Pyar / Re: MUST ~ READ [If You Havn't Read it before]MAA
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:52:38 AM »
Hum

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Jokes Majaak / Re: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Ha
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:38:09 AM »
 :D: :D: :D:.

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Love Pyar / Re: MUST ~ READ [If You Havn't Read it before]MAA
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:37:38 AM »
jii veer ji

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Jokes Majaak / Boys r intelligent dan girls
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:36:18 AM »
Boy: Boys r intelligent dan girls!
Girl: Any proof ?
Boy: U always say intelliGENTS
but u never say intelliLADIES!
G8t people G8t thoughts
:D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Kurian di NATURE;)
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:32:40 AM »
J koi MUNDA(ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ warga)...
koi kuri nu dekhda rahnda hai..

Tan kuri apni saheli nu kahegi...

DEKH KIVEN KUTTE WANGU DEKHI JANDA..MARJANA KISE THAAN DA







J ohhi munda(ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ warga)..
ohhi kuri wal na dekhe

Tan kuri apni saheli nu kahegi..
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KUTTA KISE THAAN DA...IK WARI DEKH V NAHI SAKDA




Islayi ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ.. kuri wal dekh hi lenda...


kionki....KUTTA taan ban-na he paina...
Bhaven dekho ya na dekho
:D: :D: :D:

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PJ Games / boy ..........tey duptta kudi da
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:28:57 AM »
hmmm so dosto tusi rastey ch ja rhey ho tuadey agey agey 4 kudia ja rhia ney ohna cho ik da dupatta ud k tuadey uper dig janda eh so tuada jwaab ke hoye ga ......................?

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Jokes Majaak / Kudia tey wishwaas
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:27:32 AM »
na Wishwas Kreyo Mere Dosto,
eh Kudiya Bahut Staundiyaa Ne....

Na Kreo Ehna Da Aitbar,
eh Kharch Bahut Kraundiya Ne....

Dil Kaale Hunde Ehna De,
banke Shareef Vikhaundiya Ne....

Recharge Asi Krwake Dayie,
te Numbeer Kise Hor Da Free Karwaundiya Ne.....
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Jokes Majaak / Never Joke With Brainless Girls
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:26:18 AM »
Girl: What You'll Do If I Die?
Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life
Next Day
The Girl Died With A Note:
" I'll Do Anything For Your Happiness..."
Moral:
Never Joke With Brainless Girls

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Jokes Majaak / Its not fair boys!!! QQQQQ???
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:23:10 AM »
Q:Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nhi Krti?




Intresting Jawab




Taki Break-up Krte Waqt Ye Keh Ske Ki Tum Mere Piche Pade The
Mai Nai.

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Jokes Majaak / Understanding A Girl Is Like
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:20:21 AM »
Understanding A Girl Is Like ....

Downloading A 1GB File With 2 Kbps Speed....

And When You Have Downloaded 95% You Will Get An Error
:excited: :excited: :excited:

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Jokes Majaak / Aaj Kal Girls Ki Dress
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:19:12 AM »
Aaj Kal Girls Ki Dress

Yahan Se Less...
Wahan Se Less...
Kabhi Sleevless....
To Kabhi Backless...
Aur Agar Koi Ladka Ghoor Ke Dekh Le To...
" KUTTA, KAMINA CHARACTERLESS" :
:D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / kutte khani.......
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:18:01 AM »
Girl..badal garje to teri yad ati hai,,
Sawan ane se teri yad ati hai,,
Barish ki bundo me teri yad ati hai,,
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Boy... oh hello menu pta teri chatri deni aa,
Eve kute khani na kri ja,,.........
:D: :D: :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Boys are very Kind & Girlz are.....
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:15:22 AM »
Boys are very Kind &
Girlz are very Selfish!

“PROOF”-

......Most Girlz Don’t Like to Help Unknown Boy

But

...All Boyz Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Girlz

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Jokes Majaak / College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Ha
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:13:55 AM »
Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ?



Ans:5

1.Meri Vali
2.Teri Vali
3.Teri Bhabhi
4.Meri Bhabhi

Or Na Pate To

5.Kamini Saali.

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Jokes Majaak / best joke of two words said by a girl -
« on: September 06, 2011, 11:12:00 AM »
best joke of two words said by a girl -
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TRUST ME .....!!!
:D: :D: :D:

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ਹਰ ਕੁੜੀ ਦੀ ID/PROFILE ਤੇ ਜਾ ਕੇ ਦੇਖੇ....

50-70 ਜਾਂ 70-100 ਜਾਂ 100-175

FRIEND ADD HUNDE NE MOSTLY BOYS.

ਸੋ ਸੋਚਨ ਵਾਲੀ ਗੱਲ ਇਹ ਹੈ....

ਏਨੇ ਜਿਆਦਾ FRIEND ਕਿਓ!!!

ਹੁਣ ਤੁਸੀ ਜਵਾਬ ਦੇਣਾ,ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਵੀ BCZ ਮੈ ਕੋਈ ਉਹਨਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਨੀਵਾਂ ਨੀ ਦਿਖਾਇਆ।

A.ਉਹ ਮੁੰਡੇਆਂ ਦਾ ਦਿਲ ਨੀ ਦੁਖਾਣਾ ਚਾਹੁੰਦੀਆ...

B.ਇੱਕ CRAZE{ਚੱਸਕਾ} ਹੇ..

c.ਜਿੰਨਾਂ ਚਿਰ ਕੋਈ ਸੋਹਣਾ ਜਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਨੀ ਮਿਲਦਾ,ਚਲਣ ਦੋ..

D.ਮੰਨ ਹੀ ਮੰਨ ਖੁਸ ਹੁੰਦੀਆਂ,ਵੀ ਅਸੀ ਐਨੀਆ ਸੋਹਣੀਆ!!..

ਕਿਰਪਾ ਕਰਕੇ ਆਪਣੇ ਸੋਹਣੇ-ਸੋਹਣੇ VIEWS ਦਿਓ...

ਕਿਰਪਾ ਕਰਕੇ ਕੁੜੀਆ ਵੀ ਜਵਾਬ ਦੇਣ,ਤੇ ਬੁਰਾ ਨਾ ਮਨਾਉਣ...


jehda munda reply na karoo ohnu Ghar wali challu milooo

tey jehdi kudi reply na deo ohnnu ghar wala Shrabi milu

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Jokes Majaak / Larkiyo'n Ki Specialty ...
« on: September 06, 2011, 10:32:07 AM »
Larkiyo'n Ki Specialty ...

UK: Dressing

Spain Beautiful

America: Stylish

Italy: Friendly

Brazil: Hot
punjabi / Indian : Kuch Ho Na Ho
Par ATTITUDE Ki Koi Kami Nahi
Mile Gi .

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Jokes Majaak / without brain girls
« on: September 06, 2011, 10:30:23 AM »
Height of insult

boy : yu look lyk a barbie

girl : *happily* u mean beautiful & tall?

boy : no, plastic & without brain
:D: :D: :D: :D:

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