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501
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:32:31 AM »
dushmanii bathrooom me
502
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:30:49 AM »
First love letter by Sandhu...,,乂 šτιll ∂εšι 乂 ਫਰੀਦਕੋਟੀਆ to his GF in Class -V, i m sure usne pass kiti hoyee hai
LOVE LETTER-Kaash main teri haseen behtee naak hota
Tu bari chah se bharey mann se nikalti mujhko,
main teri unglion main sharma kar chipak sa jaata,
Tu jo mujhe apni unglion se marora karti,
main tere nakhoono may latak sa jaata,
Phir tu apni sahelio se chipati mujko,
Main unko dekh kar Darr sa jaata,
Tu duniya se chup kar kahin chipkati mujhko,
Is tarah mera pyar amar ho jaata,
503
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:25:06 AM »
hum sath sath hai bathroom me:D::D:
504
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:23:56 AM »
ਅੱਜਕੱਲ ਦੀਆ ਕੂੜੀਆ ਹੱਥ
ਵਿੱਚ 2-2 mobile ਰੱਖਦੀਆ
ਫਿਰ saade jehe ਸੌਹਣੇ ਮੁੰਡੇ
ਨੂੰ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਪੁੱਛਦੀਆ ਨੇ.......
"excuse me" ਇਹ
on ਕਿੱਥੌਂ hunda......
505
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:22:32 AM »
ਕੁੜੀ ਤੇ
ਮੁੰਡਾ PARK ਚ ਬੈਠੇ ਸੀ.....
ਕੁੜੀ :- ਕੁਛ ਏਡਾ ਦਾ ਕਹੋ ਕ
ਮੈਰੀ ਦਿਲ ਦੇ ਧੜਕਨ ਤੇਜ
ਹੋ ਜਾਵੇ
ਮੁੰਡਾ :- ਭਜ ਤੇਰਾ ਬੁੜਾ ਆ
ਗਯਾ....... .........
506
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:19:40 AM »
$$TARN JI$$ to His Wife: Tum meri Jindgi ho aur..........
Wife: Aur Kya?????
Aur??
tell me naa Aur Kya??
Tell me aur kya(chilla kar)
$$TARN JI$$: Aur Laanat hai aisi jindgi par...... :D: :D: :D:
507
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:17:16 AM »
hahaha
508
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:15:46 AM »
le ohna di te gaal nahi banii janii nu vi te dujjiii jatii ch pena cahida k nahi
509
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:12:10 AM »
22 tu hi dus de ki bandii jananii maran toon baad
510
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:11:38 AM »
hahah
511
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:11:02 AM »
A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.
The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."
Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American. :candies: :candies: :candies:
"Okay," says the American, "your turn".
He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
:problem: :problem:
The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer.  : : :
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail. :hit: :hit: :hit: :hit:
After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.
The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse, hands the american $5, and goes back to sleep. :okk: :okk: :okk:
512
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:01:41 AM »
Aadat Pai Ga Dodeyan Di...
Har Waqt Jeb Wich feem Rehndi Aaa...
Har Mod Te Chedi Da Nava Patola...
Par Jinu Chedo Aggon..AMLI AMLI...kehndi aa
513
« on: September 25, 2011, 05:59:59 AM »
Amli_NO.1 : Yaar banda taan maran ton baad bhoot banda, janani maran ton baad kee bandi aa?
Amli_NO.2 : Yaar bahut aukha suaal aa.Sochna paina.
Amli_NO.1 : Dali sutt yaar andar..fir aoo yaad.
Amli_NO.2 : aa geya aa geya yaad aa geya. Janani maran ton baad chareil bandi aa.
Amili_NO.1 : Kamaal aa yaar...banda maran ton baad bhoot banda tay janani chareil dee chareil ee rehndi ai?? Eh taan galat gall aa.
514
« on: September 25, 2011, 04:20:07 AM »
jnas:D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D:
515
« on: September 25, 2011, 04:12:06 AM »
Rulez:
1) Every Girl Will Do '-2' From The Total & Every Guy '+2' To The Total.
2) U R Not Allowed To Post Consecutive Posts I Mean U Can Not Post One Post After The Other There Should Be Another Post Of Someone Else In Between.
3) If Total Reaches Zero(0) Girls Win If It Reaches 500 Boys Win.
4) The Game Will Start From 250.
5) No One Can Increase The Value From '-2'/'+2' For Single Post.
If Rules R Broken Ur Post Will Not Be Counted....
516
« on: September 25, 2011, 04:00:11 AM »
lo ji main ik hor game le k aaya ..............
sareyaan ne inj karna
uper wale pj member de name nu reverse karna ........ :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: tarn ji : : : nu IJNRAT :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
517
« on: September 25, 2011, 03:44:31 AM »
Tell every one that the person above you should act in Ad (advertisment) of which product?
Reply With Quote
518
« on: September 25, 2011, 03:41:29 AM »
****Bathroom mein*****
ssa sub nu ik navi game le k aya .....
umed hai sub nu pasand aye gii...
is game ch kuch karna inj hai ki movie da name likha joo vi tuhanu pasand hai te us de age bathroom mein!! add karna
chaloo main hii shuruu kar denda
mujhe kuch kehna hai bathroom main.. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
chaloo hoo jaoo shuruu
519
« on: September 25, 2011, 02:14:54 AM »
veer aa such likhan di ki lord cc... :D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D:
520
« on: September 25, 2011, 02:09:45 AM »
bhigi bhigi raaton main fir tum aaoo na ... asi barsaaton main aaaooo na ............
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