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Jokes Majaak / teachar-kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai.
« on: September 25, 2011, 10:44:25 AM »
teachar-kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai.
Boy-hathi.
Teachar-nalayak tera baap kya karta hai..
Boy-chhota rajan ke geng me shooter hai.
Teachar-shabash hathi sahi.

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Jokes Majaak / Re: molliya 15 rupay killo
« on: September 25, 2011, 10:43:19 AM »
:D::D::D::D::D:..........

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Jokes Majaak / yaar anmulle
« on: September 25, 2011, 10:41:53 AM »
1 ladka appne ghar der raat pahuncha
Dad,”khaan tha tu.” :angr: :angr: :angr:
Beta,”dad, dost ke yahaan tha.” :agreed: :agreed:
Dad ne uske 10 dostoon ko call kiya pushne ke liye.
so answers of his friends:

Do teen dostoon ne bolla uncle bas abhi nikla hai


Chaar ladkon ne bola vo bathroom gya hai


Ek bola vo toh mandir gya tha!!!!!!!! :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:


Ek bola vo toh yahi hai bat karwaun kya??????? :blink: :blink: :blink:


Saala ek ne tohh had he kr di or bola "HAAN DAD BOLLO" :cooll: :cooll: :cooll:

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Jokes Majaak / Obama and sonia gandhi
« on: September 25, 2011, 10:33:12 AM »
OBAMA: Your country is really poor !


Sonia Gandhi : Abey oo !
Listen dude, aapke desh ka jitna turn over hai utna toh hum Curruption karte hai !
Chale aaye bade baat karne... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / molliya 15 rupay killo
« on: September 25, 2011, 10:29:52 AM »
Old man in a lift. . A young Woman came
in a fragrance of expensive
perfume & Said proudly to the old Man " Black Cobra" Rs 6000.
Another woman Gets in & Said " Jasmeen" Rs 7000/Bottle" Lift stops,
Old Man looked at both Wid a sound Puuuuuu. . & Said. . . . . . . "
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Moolliya" 15 rupay Killo.........

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ਕੁੜੀ ਤੇ ਮੁੰਡਾ
« on: September 25, 2011, 10:27:01 AM »
Quote from: ќαɾαṃ ṡïṉģh on September 25, 2011, 10:16:07 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D: bt tarn ji punjabi hindi vang kyo likhi aa :lost:

veer ki ho geya tenu  :wow: :wow: :wow:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: $$ diff b/w frnd & ਪੰਜਾਬੀfrnd $$
« on: September 25, 2011, 10:23:03 AM »
hummmmmmmmmmmmm

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Jokes Majaak / Re: $$ diff b/w frnd & ਪੰਜਾਬੀfrnd $$
« on: September 25, 2011, 10:18:50 AM »
 :hug: :hug: :hug:thanksss

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Jokes Majaak / Re: SARPANCH>>> to his wife
« on: September 25, 2011, 10:18:20 AM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:,

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Jokes Majaak / $$ diff b/w frnd & ਪੰਜਾਬੀfrnd $$
« on: September 25, 2011, 07:05:51 AM »
FRIEND TE IK ਪੰਜਾਬੀ FRIEND CH KI FARK HAI ??

Frnd--- i m sorry..
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ frnd-- Teri galti aa salya.

...Frnd- i missed u
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ frnd- kithe mar gaya c

Frnd- i m happy 4 ur success
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ frnd- chal party de hotel ch..te daroo kehri piyaauni aa.."

Frnd- plzzzz drive slowly&safely
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ frnd- gaddi bhja salya agge swift ch kida sohna purja baitha hai..

Frnd- i love dat girl...
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ frnd- izzat nal dekho kutteyo oho tuhadi bhabhi hai.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / 1 tha buda 1thi budi
« on: September 25, 2011, 07:00:04 AM »
1 tha buda 1thi budi

budi chadi pahad pe or boli

ek bar aja aja

itne mein tufan aah gya or budi udh gyi

buda bola mitra d chatri toh udh gyi ambran teh launi a udariya :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Bhagwan ne ek admi ki yadasht
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:58:41 AM »
Bhagwan ne ek admi ki yadasht mita di phir ussse pucha........

:-Kuch yaad hai tumhe?

Usne apni biwi ka naam bata diya.

Bhagwan:-Formet karne k baad bhi Virus nahi gaya.

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Jokes Majaak / SARPANCH>>> english me fail
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:55:54 AM »
SARPANCH>>> english me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se..

1.) mein ek aam admi hu.

I am a mango man.

2.)mujhe English aati hai.

english comes to me.

3.) mera talluq haripur hazara se hai.

i belong to green pur thousanda.

4.) sadak par goliya chal rahi hai.

tablets are walking on the road....! :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / 1 bar class main
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:53:30 AM »
1 bar class main˚ღ• ✫נαρηєєт_вяαя✫ •ღ˚ gana gane lagi - "Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me"

tabhi 1 ladka utha or use touch karke bola - "Le ab himmat hai to agli line gaa

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Teacher 2 Sliky
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:50:57 AM »
:D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D:..

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Jokes Majaak / congress zindabad
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:50:13 AM »
Ek poor man ne ek fish pakdi ==

or apni wife se bola ==

aaj fish banyege sabzi me ==

wife boli == masale kitne mahnge hain ==

refined bhi 80 rs ho gaya hain ===

ghar me chule ke liye lakdi bhi nahi hain ==

poor man ne :-ohh !!! sab soch kar kar fish ko vapis water me chod diya

fish excited hokar :-

congress zindabad ,, congress zindabaad ,, congress zindabaad

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Jokes Majaak / BAAPU te KUDI
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:46:05 AM »
ek kudi gharon bhajj gayi ,

do din baad wapis aa ge...............!

baapu (gusse naal) :
hun ke lain aayii hain ?????

kudi (masumiat nall) :
PATLI PIN WALA CHARGER

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Jokes Majaak / SARPANCH>>> to his wife
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:42:35 AM »
SARPANCH>>> to his wife : chal ajj appan bahar chah peen chalde haa








Bhabhi Ji: Ki gall meri chah pee-pee k borr ho gaye









SARPANCH>>> : Nahin ohh...........................




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Bartan dho-dho k dukhi ho gaya

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Jokes Majaak / Teacher 2 Sliky
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:37:42 AM »
Teacher 2 Silky:- Semester System Ka Faida Batao??
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silky:-Faida To Pata Nahi Par Beizatti Saal Me 2 Baar Ho Jaati He :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: First love letter by Sandhu...,,乂 šτιll ∂εšι 乂 ਫਰੀਦਕੋਟੀਆ to his GF
« on: September 25, 2011, 06:34:23 AM »
Quote from: Sandhu...,,乂 šτιll ∂εšι 乂 ਫਰੀਦਕੋਟੀਆ on September 25, 2011, 06:32:46 AM
waaah o 22.. hun kudian ton htt k mere piche pai geaa tu... hmmmmmmmm?????? :happy:
:D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D:..........

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