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4661
« on: December 07, 2009, 05:01:15 AM »
Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
Patient: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
Patient: That’s terrible! What’s the good news?
Doctor: There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
4662
« on: December 07, 2009, 05:00:21 AM »
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?
Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
4663
« on: December 07, 2009, 04:57:08 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4664
« on: December 07, 2009, 04:56:13 AM »
hahahhahahaha
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4665
« on: December 07, 2009, 04:55:15 AM »
A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, "Hello."
Lawyer: "Is your mommy there?"
Boy: (whisper) "Yes."
Lawyer: "Can I speak with her?"
Boy: (whisper) "She's busy."
L: "Is your daddy there?"
B: (whisper) "Yes."
L: "Can I speak with him?"
B: (whisper) "He's busy."
L: "Is there anyone else there?"
B: (whisper) "The fire department."
L: "Can I talk to one of them?"
B: (whisper) "They're busy."
L: "Is there anybody ELSE there?"
B: (whisper) "The police department."
L: "Well, can I talk to one of THEM?"
B: (whisper) "They're busy."
L: "Let me get this straight, your mother, father, the fire department AND the police department are ALL in your house, and they're ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?"
B: (whisper) "They're looking for me."
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
4666
« on: December 07, 2009, 02:52:25 AM »
sohna hai g :sad:
thankx hai ji
4667
« on: December 07, 2009, 02:51:10 AM »
chalo dukh suna ke tan sajjan aje vi gal karde ne
ki pata ohna dian gallan assin seene kiwe jarde ne..
jehre kal tak kehnde c jaan sanu apni ajj oh gairan dian galian ch kharde ne
pata nahe kyon eh dil chandra ajj vi kare pyar ohnu..kyn ajj vi ohna dian gallan ch hami parrde ne
nice reply dear
4668
« on: December 06, 2009, 02:15:41 PM »
ਮੈ ਵੇਖੀ ਦੁਨਿਆਦਾਰੀ ਏ,
ਤੇ ਯਾਰ ਆਪਣੇ ਦੀ ਯਾਰੀ ਏ,
ਬੱਸ ਜੀ ਨੂੰ ਜੀ ਸਹਾਰ ਹੁੰਦਾ,
ਬਸ ਮਤਲਬ ਦਾ yaaro ਪਿਆਰ ਹੁੰਦਾ,
ਮੈ ਵੇਖਿਆ ਛਾਇਆ ਖੁਸ਼ਿਆ ਨੇ,
ਲੌਕੀ ਹਾਸੇ ਪਏ ਲੁਟਾਉਦੇ ਨੇ,
ਮੇਰੇ ਗਮ ਦਾ ਨਾ ਕੋਈ ਗਮਖਾਰ ਹੁੰਦਾ,
ਬਸ ਮਤਲਬ ਦਾ yaaro ਪਿਆਰ ਹੁੰਦਾ
4669
« on: December 06, 2009, 02:12:21 PM »
assi jind tere toh var geye...ishqe di bazzi haar geye..kar ena tainu pyar geye..apne hathi khud nu maar geye...tu pucheya b nai haal sada..assi tere toh sub kuj vaar geye...
4670
« on: December 06, 2009, 02:08:32 PM »
Sade Hanju,
Sade Sajjan Warge,
Kade Ruk Jande,
Kade Aa Jande,
Kade Puchde Ni Kiwe Katde Din Asi,
Nit Apna Hi Dukhda Suna Jande....
4671
« on: December 06, 2009, 02:06:55 PM »
Kuj Rishtiyan Di Keemat Hundi Ae Jaan Barabar,
Par Kuj Rishte Jaan To Vi Pyare Hunde Ne,
Akhan Wich Vi Ik Samundar Hunda Ae,
Hanju Tahio Ta Khaare Hunde Ne....
4672
« on: December 06, 2009, 07:53:34 AM »
depend
4673
« on: December 06, 2009, 12:26:33 AM »
4674
« on: December 06, 2009, 12:25:07 AM »
To be continued
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Billu bakra veere kade kade dikhayi dinde aa menu cuz of time difference
he is like low profile, the best thing about him is he admires the work whatever we do and we'll take the opportunity to suggest something that can help you in your work
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Je koi reh gaya mei fer likhanga sareya layi :)
thankx dear main kise nu likh k respect nahi denda main dilo respect karda haan
4675
« on: December 05, 2009, 01:04:44 PM »
omg aa main ki kar reha haan
4676
« on: December 05, 2009, 01:02:05 PM »
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
4677
« on: December 05, 2009, 01:01:09 PM »
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
4678
« on: December 05, 2009, 12:48:11 PM »
4679
« on: December 05, 2009, 12:46:47 PM »
4680
« on: December 05, 2009, 12:45:22 PM »
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
thanks ..
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